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brenda song was a really underrated disney star, like wendy wu homecoming warrior was GREAT, she killed that shit and we can’t forget the ICONIC role of THEE london tipton
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@thedigitaldash_
i stayed at a place in west PA (bad area DONT go there) with friends and they didn’t lie about the house but they failed to mention the 8 outdoor cats on the property that we were now given the responsibility to feed them every day. worth it 1000% though
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@kaylamdimarco
i used to download those lie detectors and mood detectors and swore they worked
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it’s gonna be a 20 minute special where they read the tweets about it over the past 24 hours
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@2fistfulsofdirt
“ask…. if… they… work… at… store….
doesn’t… matter… what… they’re… wearing.” *clicks pen*
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@sofiaparrrado
@DiamondsYhar
@writerbxtch
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this is so funny bc you really can tell someone is british by looking at them
Casting British actors as Americans is fine, so long as you make sure they don’t have resting Brit face. You can vocal fry all you want but it’s hard to believe you’re from like San Bernardino when you look like a direct descendant of Boudica.
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@TheRaspAndOnly
@TheBlueIsIn123
@PoorlyAgedStuff
i think he thought it was a joke so he laughed and then the guy was like “yeah no fuck you” and then he blocked him 😭
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@American_W_G
@richardbuckalew
@bipbopbap
deadass like what are they supposed to do, not sedate it? 😂
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@nevayaheavenly
and they cut out the part where abby made fun of chloe’s lazy eye which made christi chase her!
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@P0SITIONZ
she keeps getting me more and more excited for this reboot, she’s so aware of the audience and what we grasped from the show the most
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@KumerGaming
@OoCPokemon
child pokemon entries: their parents were brutally murdered and it was forced to grow up in complete solitude except for a relic of their deceased parent that they never part ways with. they cry every day. it also once was a human child
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@ItsTerrax3
ik the “left to their own discretion” but that’s a “we don’t want to get involved so we let them choose” when all it is is human decency.
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i think about this battle a LOT like the water on the head, mopping the floor, stopping in the middle of it to show that you’re the one they care about like 😭
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@kristoferthomas
there’s always that one family member that makes everything even slightly easier. just checking in like this does so much and a lot of adults don’t understand that sometimes. i’m so happy for you, this is wonderful ❤️ ty for sharing
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@thedigitaldash_
failed to mention that he ALSO forgot to say there was a shed nearby on his property where a cat was IN LABOR, she was chilling though, we checked on her and the litter every day. sadly don’t have pics bc we were scared to get too close bc the mom was still with them
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@StephTuitt4Pres
@stormcloaky
@d_weezy
maybe if he was following orders he wouldn’t have gotten beaten up
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@WanderMaximoff
he’s giving joker like it’s scaring me a little, maybe if the hair and makeup were different idk
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@EddieMcAlliste1
@tropicanapussy
achieving a dream and living one both require that you be alive and well so
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@KaxelFoley
@_neaux_
black cat fur is a dominant gene but gets diluted through generations if the black cat has a recessive gene and mates with another cat having the recessive gene as well, adding hints of white (i could be wrong). in this case, the spotted cat has recessive genes for that pattern
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@bitchlifeindeth
@thedigitaldash_
I KNOWW! they were so cuddly and like 3 of them had stubs for tails 🥺 excuse my face, i was high af but this cat was my fav, she would headbutt you if you stopped petting her 😭
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@sarahlugor
the dentist once suggested veneers and i had to stop from cackling in their face. they wanted $1k PER tooth
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@reddetn5
@maximusthegay13
@pussynits
“well since you mentioned it, your child is required to get the menin-“
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@binnabon
omg you put it into words i’m always like i’m open to a conversation just not now because i know what will come out of my mouth
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take it off by kesha actually awakened a major part of me at a young age
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@sarahlugor
sarah this is so insensitive, those dogs have families, bills to pay, food to put on the table. this will break them and you’re laughing. a family of dogs is homeless and you’re laughing
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@itskeyon
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@metrorazorola
@lovesickseba
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@itskeyon
had a guy dm me and then 2 months later said he’s not ready for anything serious like ???????
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the old lady who everyone said shouldn’t be charged because they said she thought she was in cracker barrel 😭
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@dayaspoetry
@faithcoralz
@Zendaya
you’re talking to yourself to be completely honest lmfao but okay continue to drag yourself 😭
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@SirJimJ
@byseanbrown
@Freeaky_Ash
you seem to be the only one pressed about you having an android. get better soon
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because lying on dating profiles is what gets women killed! hope that helps you fucking imbecile!
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@Ba3e64
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@MagnusCarlsen
lfg = let’s fucking go, but in other contexts it can mean “looking for group”
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@sincerelymalena
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@crocnate
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cute AND a sense of humor. maybe the white man can live to see another day 😍
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also like imagine someone feeling forced to “come out as straight” what the fuck is that... if you’re not labeled the term is queer not straight so... he never came out and solely wished to queerbait
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@PhallonXOXO
nah this is the best response i’ve ever heard 😭 i started laughing at the same time you did lmaooo robbing a fucking delivery guy for $8.99 and worried about bitches getting a bag on onlyfans
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