thought I should share the gems I found on twitter years ago

i hate when i can feel myself fighting sleep. like stop being childish and close your eyes

so y’all hate me. gooot it

i’m deciding based on y’all replies fr so lmk your thoughts 😭

new mile pr. ordering pizza to celebrate would be crazy huh? (especially asking the delivery driver to come out in this rain?)

Please wear an N95 respirator. Nurses are getting Long СÖvid 👇

first day of fall was rest day

https://t.co/DQyyu5yewj

i kinda feels bad for all the rapture believers though :/ like there’s definitely hope in the second coming, but i can’t imagine the anxiety and disappointment some people must be feeling

my twitter app automatically opens on the following tab now. i won!

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

Crazy that my first thought was thank fuck they didn’t bomb them.

https://t.co/V6Df4fmoFp

They actually held “right to rape” protest and it's all on film

i miss skipping school. calling out of work is too serious

coworker driving crazy and i feel like i’m gonna throw up 🫠

anyone who believes tomorrow is the rapture, send all your money to me. when He doesn’t come back, i promise i’ll send it back 🙏🏾

Why is “making things Christian again” always about abortion and gay rights and not feeding the hungry, clothing the poor, and healing the sick?

This and a Discord VC would heal me rn

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HELLO! get that camera off me bro