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Taylor just won $800,000 in under 15 minutes and all her haters had a front row seat to watch it go down i'm screaming #BB24.
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One of the best casting choices of all time. Thank you for all the smiles, laughs and headaches. Forever grateful for the non-stop entertainment you brought to this wild season Tucker Des Lauriers 🤍 #BB26
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Tucker: "Maybe if we leave a trail of glitter leading to the front door she (Lisa) will just walk out." #BB26
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Big Brother needs to retire the "without going over rule" Angela was 5,000 away while Chelsie was 9,000 away. So dumb. #BB26.
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Tucker: "If I win this game you know what i'm spending the money on?". Rubina: "What?". Tucker: "I'm sending her (Lisa) to culinary school. There is no way she's actually a chef.". #BB26
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Chelsie: "I feel like he (Matt) would've won this week if he had stayed". Angela: "Oh well. He can be head of household at his Moms house". #BB26
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Chelsie to herself in the mirror: "If I find any of that fucking glitter in my room, she (Lisa) is going home, on god" #BB26
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jaylor on bb24 was hot but jaylor post season is hotter than a chicken wing in an air fryer on a bright sunny day.
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Before the feeds went down Tucker was talking to the fish and said: "Don't worry little ones. You'll see her (Lisa) again someday. Probably when she tries to fry you on "Worst Cooks in America" but nonetheless, again.". #BB26
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Tucker has these people thinking the AI prompts on the screen are for a comp and they're STUDYING 😭 Yeah he's getting that $20K #BB26
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okay but this photo genuinely makes me so happy like that's our girl she did it.
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Tucker 100% just cemented himself as a major player in the Big Brother franchise. What he pulled off this week is one of the riskiest/ballsiest moves the game has seen. Thank you for casting him. #BB26.
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Tucker: "You're safe this week. Take it easy.". Lisa: "Thank you Tucker.". Tucker once Lisa walked out: "You're actually going home. Sorry!". #BB26
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Taylor: "Where you sleeping tonight?". Joseph: "Literally your bed.". Taylor: "Fine but your little pet (Indy) has to sleep outside." . #BB24
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Me when I offer myself as a pawn, win the pov, use it on someone else, get blindsided, cause multiple arguments, get america to nominate my target, win the ai arena comp and survive the week #BB26
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When you think of this season these are the three who pop in your head right? Right. #BB23
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I think Joseph is genuinely the best man we've ever had on Big Brother.
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Before the feeds cut Tucker said to Rubina and T'kor: "Did you see her (Lisa) feet? I'd rather eat slop for the rest of my life and have her personally sprinkle glitter on every meal than see something like that again." #BB26
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It took Tucker a total of 2 hours 29 minutes and 17 milliseconds to get out of his little mood and want to win the AI Arena comp again 😂 #BB26
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Desperately need production to let Tucker pull a Rachel Reilly and pop up on that screen and be like "HAHAHA I'M BACK BITCHES!" The houseguests would shit themselves. #BB26
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I think it's extremely sad knowing the only people truly loyal to The Leftovers were the People Of Colour. #BB24.
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*While Rubina is listening to music*. Tucker: "So last night we (Rubina & himself) kinda. ". Angela: "You did not. TUCKER DES LAURIERS!". Tucker: "I think she's pregnant.". #BB26
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Tucker: "I just watched half of you go outside and comfort him (Cedric). Now you're in here talking shit. Angela was right, your performances are great for a low budget movie.". #BB26
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Tucker: "I feel like something is missing from this recipe.". Rubina in the background: "Glitter". Tucker under his breath: "Whose gunna tell her she's leaving on Thursday". #BB26
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Taylor/Joseph to the cameras: "Daniel, pack your bags. You're getting a one way ticket back to theatre school. Mess with Jaylor and it's gunna cost ya!" #BB24
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Joseph saying it wouldn't make sense to put him up if he's chained to Taylor for 48 hours. Oh my god. A CHAIN saved this week? A CHAIN. #BB24
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The way that Angela and Tucker are able to cause so much shit in that house AND win competitions is truly a gift from god. #BB26.
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it’s kinda insane how fast life can be taken away from you. jessie was always one of my favourite disney shows and cameron boyce’s talent was undeniable. he was so young and my heart aches for his family and friends. may he rest in peace ❤️
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Sorry not sorry, I need him to win his 4th PoV next week to hold the record for most consecutive PoV wins in a row. #BB26
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Tucker: "I'm winning this HoH and i'm sending that fucking nerd (Quinn) back to science camp.". Rubina: "Thank god.". #BB26
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Right as Tucker walked by Chelsie he said "if that girl (Lisa) wins HoH she's going right back in the pool" 😭 #BB26
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Deserved a MINIMUM of all 9's. The judges need to stop underscoring superiority and overscoring mediocrity. #DWTS
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The two goofiest, loudest, craziest houseguests most likely made jury after being the biggest targets all season. I LOVE MotherTucker 🤣🤞🏼 #BB26
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"I feel like I was only in The Leftovers because I won HoH" THERE IT IS. TURNER IS GARBAGE. #BB24.
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Her legacy on this show in such a short period of time is insane. I won't shut up about her #DWTS
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We need a hard-ass like him back on the judges panel because they're WAY too nice now. #DWTS
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this has to be the funniest, nicest, greatest surprise of my life 😭
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Ain't no way all 5 of Taylor's targets went home pre-jury while she was pawned against half of them then once she made jury she won HoH? THAT is a Big Brother Legend. #BB24.
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I firmly stand by the idea of September 25th being declared National Taylor Hale Day #BB24.
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Turner popping into the HoH room tonight to see if Joseph and Taylor need anything, maybe a snack. or a condom #BB24
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We are quite literally being robbed of her power shift HoH week because of a house full of scared SHEEP. #BB26
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Just a reminder that Sandra won twice before a season was DEDICATED to crowing a second two time winner. She is the Queen of Survivor and always will be. #Survivor
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