brett
@itskindaover
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The way he cuntily looks at his nails.
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The non-Californian mind cannot comprehend Orange County.
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[turning back to cashier] so anyway ill have a large number 2
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You pay $25 for this and take a pic for the insta story. 3 likes and one message from the ugly guy who’s obsessed with you. You feel kind of bad for him but always accept his compliments. Now you’re just holding the shake. Like a fucking idiot.
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Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.
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Her trying to get wifed up at a gay bathhouse is the first problem.
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everyone: i love thrifting its so easy to find cool stuff u just have to look <3.me:
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she is so brave
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we need to get azealia into jeff bezos house.
Thanks to Azealia Banks, #ElonMusk is under investigation by the SEC, and he may have broken up with Grimes.
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me: my goldfish died.white country teen: interesting because the troops died more.
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HRH looking like she’s a small claims judge on Telemundo.
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Finding out that this guy made a full HOG OUT *nlyf*ns after leveraging his successful squirrel page following was crazy.
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me: i wanna smoke i honestly just need to relax i deserve this lol. me high:
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i would rather be dead in california than alive in texas
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vogue: the 2018 met gala theme will create a dialogue between fashion and religious art dating back to 1541 AD .kylie jenner:
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this is a human fetus at 14 weeks old. look at its smile, and tiny arms. Stop abortion http://t.co/OpiXw3BCEo.
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goodnight to everyone except kim kardashian friend jonathan cheban.
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when your mom goes to get something and the lady bagging your groceries is scanning the last item http://t.co/QSQ0ASNIQ7.
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girls with "But First, Coffee" shirts order a tall strawberry refresher.
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virus cases in my state literally just doubled over night so my job is letting us wear jeans <3.
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brain: you're smarter than this. don't start drama you don't nee.me: according to my calculations i just think it's funny how.
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omg. someone just told the queen it's the fourth of july shes mad asf 😂🇺🇸
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why do these kids have the most brolic jaws ive ever seen my son in the middle about to animorph into a flat screen
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chopped judge: i love the brûlée but it's a little burnt.chef: it's burnt because my mother died in a fire.
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i hit my juul like every 5 seconds i swear they put something in these bitches. .
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can u imagine losing ur virginity to an orielly autoparts commercial because u don't have spotify premium.
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*puts a laxative on my tongue at a rave* take me to neverland :).
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people from highschool: getting married next week, just bought a new car.me:
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omg i still get so offended when people unfollow me. like we just gonna forget i told u happy birthday in 2013.
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im not drinking anymore! like if you ask me to obviously i will so don’t ask.
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Dear Diary,
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!.
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me waiting for the pacsun employee to bag my i heart boobies bracelet as my grandma swipes her card http://t.co/nTgUIWvCUm.
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please send this girl some love she's going through a lot right now. ❤️
Lol if u can never decide on ur nail color like me . U know what I'm going through.
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how do black people come up with a new dance every day while whites have been doing the hokey pokey since 1843.
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if i say ur cute and you don't respond you are actually ugly and i was lying because i felt so bad because you're ugly. and gay.
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i was in the winter of my life, and the men i met along the road were my only summer
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