ItsJeffEpstein
@itsjeffepstein
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Official Launch Jan 2016
Joined December 2015
Idk who needs to hear this but my actual name is Jeff Epstein.
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I truly cannot grasp my mind around gays thinking nude colored speedos are attractive. You are not only not Kim Kardashian or a Skims model, but not even a woman.
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I would throw my parents in jail for a full course meal at Olive Garden right now.
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The existential dread I have for work tomorrow has me seriously considering waking up in the morning and quitting and even the thought of it makes me feel as light and free as my 9 year old self.
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Saw a girl post pics on instagram today with the caption “a glimpse into my life so far this year” and wow you have entirely misread the room.
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2007: Not cool to be gay in high school so the roughly 5/800 people hide it. 2024: Cool to be transgender in high school so somehow like 200/800 people are trans or are somehow shifting their gender. Cool yeah got it.
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“3 out of my 4 kids are transgender!” Ok so let’s look into this Susan because something’s not adding up here..
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In the last 12 hours i’ve bummed a cigarette from 3 different people (1 being a neighbor walking her dog at 7am) and that’s where i’m at in life.
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@drugproblem this girl is still standing strong on the worst stance 😂😂😂 just give it up and admit you now saw it wrong
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White gays who get diamond stud earrings as a hat. Their lack of transformation needs to be studied.
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Depression, anxiety and overall doom.
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How embarassing if you’re someone who has/does watch the RHONY reboot.
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I do not want your “hating america” energy in this country. Please go enjoy Iraq and be sure to send me a postcard with an update on your new and improved life.
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The other piece or irony.. some of my most successful friends with the most beautiful lives have settled here from another country. And they’re just grateful and appreciative. How it should be.
Cracking up thinking about how all of my friends who are immigrants (legal or illegal) trash this country more than anything but want to stay here 😂😂 Sure, welcome, come settle into the country even though you depise so much.
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Cracking up thinking about how all of my friends who are immigrants (legal or illegal) trash this country more than anything but want to stay here 😂😂 Sure, welcome, come settle into the country even though you depise so much.
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I’d like to thank myself for bringing this to light 10 years ago and getting much flack. An apology or a simple “you were right” would suffice.
I like to thank Meghan Markle, Amber Heard, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds for opening everyones eyes on manipulative Hollywood PR games done by malignant narcissists.
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Bartenders.. chat, make your tips.. i get it. but don’t make me look like a pathetic embarrassing loser trying to get your attention.
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Lisa Rinna, Delilah and Amelia have been found inconsolable in Rinna’s gross kitchen.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Bravo is launching a new series with Denise Richards! The new show launches on March 4th
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