Honestly
@SavageXFenty
might have the best bralettes, panties and cute ass jammies. Excuse me as I walk around my house extra as hell the next couple days
I don’t have any sympathy for the Bucs losing players. The saints lost Winston our last match up and won. We’re playing with Taysom hill and WR no one’s ever heard of. Y’all supposed to be the super bowl champs “the best in the league” and they looked like ASS tonight.
Cleaning out my old phone and found a picture from when my “best friend” came to Hawaii but she was actually there to fuck my husband 😂 but my glow up has been great since October
I don’t care if you are someone that’s just going to sit in your house on your birthday. Sit in your house. Watch your favorite movie, order food if you’re alone, but don’t go to work.
My dad drinks non alcoholic beer sometimes cause he misses the taste. But it’s helped him be sober for 9 years now. Doesn’t make sense for some but it’s huge for people who struggle with alcohol addiction.
I’ll never understand parents who aren’t there for their kids. What do you mean you want to live less than a hour away and only see your kid in the summer??? If you CHOSE not to show up for your kid you’re a PIECE OF SHIT
I was feelin myself today til I walk into my cousins and she immediately asks why im lookin like the rock 😂😭 I haven’t seen this bitch in weeks and this is the welcome I get
the clitoris is the only human body part dedicated solely for pleasure….it’s only job is to make YOU feel good. even if it *was* possible to destroy its thousands of nerve endings with vibrators, WHO CARES??? let her die doing what she loves
Got people complaining cause matts bumping his music while he cleans his car 🙄 it’s the first sunny Saturday of the year, go be mad about something else. I miss when Matt was enlisted, this officer life is not for us 😂
My son this morning told me that a kid was being rude to him so he told him he better stop or he’s gonna write him a week long diss track. Then asked me if I knew what a diss track is. Sir you’re 9 how do YOU know what a diss track is and why’re you threatening people with one😂
I wish mine went better 🙁 learned I didn’t react to local anesthesia AFTER being induced. I couldn’t even be awake for my c section. Was screaming for hours before they determined we had to have one. Matt handled everything amazing and was so calm through it all 💕
If someone tells you they had a traumatic birth experience, do not tell them “All that matters is that baby is here healthy now!” That’s not ALL that matters. Having a traumatic birth is a valid, sometimes deeply scarring experience. Maternal health matters, too.
10 years ago I didn’t have enough credits to graduate high school with my class. This month I was able to quit my real job and just focus on my business cause my husbands now a pilot!? I never imagined a life like this, but I sure am thankful.
I don’t wanna hear men say women are a catfish with makeup when hats or beanies can change everything for them. So unless y’all wanna take your wigs off and show us your hairline let women do what they want.
They told me it’s really hard to bonus your first month, and not only am I getting one, it’s at the highest tier 🥲 I could cry rn I’m so happy. I did that 😌
I just noticed I have a customer back for the 3rd time in less then a year. She even bought a ornament back in April. The customer loyalty I love to see 😌
Matt talking to his grandma and she asks “so what do you think about Bobby Wagner going to the rams” the fact she’s in her late 70s and is on top of her sports knowledge 😂 she’s so cute
I’m really gonna have to learn to be confident about my body here cause it’s really to hot to give a fuck. But I’m at the beach alone in a swimsuit so that’s a huge start. Shout out to Matt for building me up and making me get more confident.
I need to make more money but I don’t want to keep working so many hours. I think I need to start a onlyfans. I’m gonna lure people in with boobs but then my contents just gonna be me mock drafting and giving fantasy football advice.
I remember my 21st birthday I got drunk and was showing everyone my c section scar 😂 I haven’t met anyone who gives af about a “winkled ass stomach” 🤷🏻♀️
Between doing my make up for the first time this year and chalupa saying I’m not just a regular mom I’m a business woman, I’m all sorts of hype. Can’t wait to drink and tiktok with my best friend while Matt plays videos games ☺️ it’s really the little things.
I just want to make great things. I want to do better. Being a stay at home mom just isn’t healthy for me mentally, I have more to offer then being a mom and a wife.
Shout out to my dad for getting us tickets to mondays game from his boss. Me and Matt have been to his ravens but this is our first saints game together ☺️⚜️
The fact that people are protesting to “unmask our kids” in schools is also sick. Why would you want your kid to not have a mask during a pandemic? When they can’t get a vaccine. It made it easy to decide on e learning for my son til we move though.
I’m putting it in our divorce papers this man’s not allowed to text me before 9 am cause every time he does he annoys the fuck outta me and reminds me I still need to go beat his bitch up. Like I haven’t had my coffee yet so please not rn
I just tried out leather luggage tags and was gonna call it a night on using my machine. But then I remembered I have Apple Watch bands and ring boxes that just came in. I’m so excited to get my shop back up soon.
Literally coming to say this cause this is the most cringy scene I’ve ever seen 😂 I see why they didn’t chose them for Mexico. She doesn’t like him one bit 😂
All they teach is how easy it is to get pregnant, so when you’re in your early 20s and can’t get pregnant again it really fucks with you mentally. They also don’t teach the side effects of birth control, or how to handle it.
This! I’ve already made one thanksgiving awkward and a girl mad as hell because I didn’t force my son to eat everything 🤷🏻♀️ I hated being forced growing up. It literally had nothing but negative effects
My work didn’t put out a “we’re here for you” email to women. So I will be spending my downtime at work to play the sims 4 instead of working on trainings ☺️