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Giada🌝stolitz divorce lawyer
7 years
Ma voi capite che Michael Jackson aveva il successo che aveva senza social,senza sponsored adv, senza nulla SOLO PERCHÉ AVEVA TALENTO E LO MERITAVA ASSURDO EH
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From “Da fuck you “Jus look my way” to lookin at?!”
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This is how I sleep knowing THIS scene will happen no matter what
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Somebody at SpindleHorse must be hating us cuz they’ve been WILD with this
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He wanted to believe Stolas so badly but the self defense kicked in
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The internet will never make me hate you two, I know you were trying your best not to get hurt
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3 days post apology tour
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Stolas black-to-grey forearm gradient appreciation tweet cause I don’t see you talking about it enough
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Some of you will call Lucifer “Father of the year” for showing up for Charlie ONCE after 20 (?) years of absence but will give Stolas no peace for not refusing to endure a lifetime of abuse and deciding to follow his heart one fucking time
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I'm sorry But the old Stolas can't come to the phone right now Why? Oh, 'cause he’s dead (oh)
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Happy canon-stolitz make-out-kiss one week birthday for those who celebrate it
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Bitch so in love he uses literal horns as pillows
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They are so used to each other’s touch I’m going insane
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The fucking queen herself has spoken now leave stolas be
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The chances of getting soft stolitz in Apology tour are low BUT NEVER ZERO
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Stolitz is endgame Nobody is gonna die (in the near future) We have 33 more episodes to go Stolitz is endgame Thank you Brandon Stolitz is endgame
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@seibellodamorir Io che candidamente pensavo tu avessi tagliato una maglia adidas non tua e il proprietario stesse sbroccando 👁👄👁
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Enought playing Blitz, we know what you are
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@VivziePop Queen I’ll forever be grateful you all gifted us with an unmatched amount of art I’m so amazed
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‘people died’ and it’s just a selfie
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Does anybody feel like we waited so long for full that now waiting for a different episode is somewhat weird
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I wonder how’s the guy who forgot to blend his arms doing
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-WILL TRY TO MAKE AMENDS, FOR MAKING YOU MEANS TO AN END SO LOOK MY WAY
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Vassago I’m sorry I called you parrot guy, I’m sorry I was wrong. THIS guy is the real enemy
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@CharChristof Okay I'm just trying to understand here, so don't take me as attacking, basically the thing was them “choosing” girls and meeting with them? which is a lil gross but still legal... and correct me if I'm wrong, those girl might be underage but 5sos were like 18/19 back then right
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@AFROLATYNA Personalmente non mi piace la romanticizzazione di droghe e alcol e il tipo in questione non incarna il mio ideale di bellezza ma alle ragazze che hanno commentato “CHE SCHIF” dico che siete dei clown non migliori dei “men are trash” che si lamentano per cellulite/peli🤡
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@CharChristof - so no big age gap; yes they might have been gross with this woman objectification they did but IF the girls were free to go as soon as they felt uncomfortable still there was no crime. What I mean is that all of this information you provided us still don’t prove if the-
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Look at Moxxie, there’s NO WAY these two don’t know it stopped being about the book LOOONG ago Blitz’s down so baaad
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Se avessi comprato tutti i biglietti che ho messo nel carrello avrei una cosa come metà alpitour #dividetour
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@manuel_azzola_ @pensieri_acaso Era infedele, scorretta e stronza. Non troia.
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STOLAS GAY WE WON
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@EdsSheeriosITA #divide Ed: Non volevano mettessi le canzoni folk perchè non avrebbero venduto Noi :
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@Ashes3622 These are good point thanks, I always thought he sort of repressed his feeling so never really let himself acknowledged them, this is more realistic AND hurtful 🥰
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Stolas being the loudest character of the short with zero screentime
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poor stolas.
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Io voto #Giosada perché sbavare davanti alla TV senza far nulla era poco carino.. 🌸 #BAELL @GiSada1 @giosadafanclub
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@zustinexpIicit Ma infatti l’uomo nero sarebbe tipo il boogieman, non un umano poc 💀
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One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain
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Confused in European time zone again
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I’M REALLY TIRED!! Also yeah we were a little busy and totally forgot to tell everyone the episode drops tomorrow morning ❤️
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@una_Promessa Io ti giuro che hanno la stessa pancetta per cui ogni tanto mi dispero perché penso di essere ingrassata, vedere che loro sono considerate belle e accettate con la mia stessa pancetta fa sentire bella e accettata anche me 🥺🥺
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@mydarlingblitz Im overstimulated by this picture 💀
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@BlitzoMandy MERCH AND EPISODE MERCH AND EPISODE
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Here to remind you that #STOLITZ has been a THING since day one sorry
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L'ho salutato da lontanto e lui mi ha guardata negli occhi e sorridendo mi ha detto ciao. @mikasounds non sai che valore abbia ciò per me❤
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@itslucavalenti mi hai conquistata alle audizioni e non sei riuscito a farmi cambiare idea. Sono felice di condividere Roma con te ❤
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Michael Jackson did 2+ hours long concerts and DANCED his ass of for the whole time. If when he was 40, going through some serious psychological struggles, HAVING A LUNG IRRITATION and back pain he wanted to Lyp Synch a little to give us a better performance WHATS YOUR PROBLEM.
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Look what I got 🙂‍↕️
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Guys the “quality time with daddy” I bought from AliExpress just arrived!
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Hi queen i love you @VivzieLiked
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@cedipeggio @vagabondalien Perdonami ma quanta influenza credi di avere TU per essere INDISPENSABILE a portare avanti le battaglie delle donne? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH passami un po’ di convinzione ti prego
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I think this scene speaks loud: Blitz is FURIOUS with Stolas cause he’s forced to face his feelings, without the deal and the book it’s either they never see each other or they do because the both want to. But at the beginning of AT B isn’t ready to bear this vulnerability yet
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Blitz is pissed that he doesn't have the deal or the class difference to fall back on anymore. And Stolas just doesn't understand WHY Blitz is sending these mixed signals, of wanting him, but pushing him away because Blitz has never said it out loud to Stolas before
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@zero_lawliet Not the back spines erecting 💀💀 this comic is sooo good 🙏
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@aaaahnZzz Imagine if Stolas stayed pilot Stolas and blitz didn’t fall for him…
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@irae_ne Irene se vuoi fare settantadue giorni di fila fai come cazzo ti pare, ma se pensi che ti prendi un numero AUTO DATO te ne torni a casa e poi ti rimetti davanti, amore mio vivi su Marte
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@iLauis X: buon compleanno Io: grazie anche a te OPPURE X maschio: buona festa della donna Io: Grazie anche a te Vado avanti?
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Me casually watching the most sexually explicit and graphically accurate stolitz art while I’m at work
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@ificouldflyyx Sulla richiesta iniziale posso chiudere un occhio ma la giustificazione “volevo vedere se sei seria” e “come sei messa” mi fa venire davvero da vomitare.
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Here’s the tea: You see loafers? You think of Michael You see sequins? You think of Michael You see a fedora? Still Michael. Red leather jacket? Michael. Raybans? M I C H A E L.
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@carmouflage_ ma in realtà è una cosa carina perche ti da una mano ad andare sul sicuro per trucchi e outfit, solo che queste la usano solo per sti video gossip troppo pallosi e poi la semplicizzano da morire
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Imagine this : It’s 2018, This Is It was a whole success. Michael is enjoying his retirement for the public eyes, keeping contact with the fans though his medias, being pranked on his kids’ insta stories. Life’s is good.
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Stolas when blitz said mockingly I love you:
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Save me Christmas Turtleneck stolas. Save me.
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@Claudiano1979 @GingerFeeI @Yaledioma0 @flashingnemo @gacquaviva2 @lauraboldrini A) dipende da donna a donna B) non vedo perché per il fatto di essere nata con le ovaie io non possa scegliere di usare quell’euro per un caffè toh come farebbe qualsiasi pene munito ma sia costretta a spenderli
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@heyygaiis È un meccanismo biologico di adattamento allo stimolo, in teoria stando via per abbastanza tempo poi dovresti riuscire a sentirlo
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The spindlehorse team is so good cause there’s no way I’d keep my mouth shout if I had known what was gonna happen for over 2 years
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“If you stay and just say, look my way” Bitch you literally teleported him (rightfully)
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@xaigroigx @tattoedhearvt Eccoci, tre figli lavora solo papà ma abbiamo delle proprietà che erano di mia nonna. Secondo Twitter dovremmo farci il bagno nel caviale ma nella realtà dei fatti siamo cresciuti a pane ed Eurospin looool
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You’re so fucking precious When you Acknowledge Michael Jackson’s music and humanitarian work
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@CrawfordKacee @scrawford9 If we’re lucky Lions will do their thing
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Why are ppl acting as if Stolas is the only ever character that can’t make mistakes or have misperceptions😭 it’s not the birds fault if he’s rich and royal, he’s still trying his best with what he knows
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ Michael Jackson ▔▏┗┛▕▔ household ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Liberian Girl deserved better ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕
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Prepariamoci ad amici e parenti che : "Ma hai visto che Mika sta su Rai 2?"
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Wiki how convincere i fan di Mika che odiano Mika a smettere di essere fan di Mika
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Lemme tell ya Michael on the big is a whole MEAL
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Congratulazione a @InfoAtac per l’impegnò nell’assicurare a tutti i passeggeri una corsa sicura nel rispetto di distanziamento e norme covid. Roma-lido corsa delle 07.07 (posticipata alle 07.14)
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Also, his upper eyes rarely cry. In western energy we see a tear but not real crying. In full moon his upper eyes are pouring rain 😭
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Stolas always cried only when no one can see him (even when he was kidnaped) bc he was ashamed for showing emotions since childhood. But Full Moon was the first time when he started cry in front of someone
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@vlavivlava @WhatIf_11 Sapevo fosse un evento molto traumatico per il corpo ma ignoravo l’entità del trauma, sempre più convinta...
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@EdsSheeriosITA se il cd sarà tutto sull'impronta di questi due singoli, prepariamoci al masterpiece di Ed Sheeran
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This is it era deserves EVERYTHING
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#RIPBarbaDiGio ,non verrai mai dimenticata. la situa adesso @GiSada1
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When you hate on Blitz I wonder what show have you been watching cause the lizard is harsh but is caring af, you lack soooo much empathy with him
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@LongLiveJoBros_ @sprklalice Senza trasferire la propria frustrazione sugli altri, un genitore che vieta tutti a prescindere dalla pericolosità di una cosa, o dal suo giudizio morale è dannoso.
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Gio sada che monta i parquet bendato non solo sul pavimento è una nuova ragione di vita. #epcc
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Fizzarolli’s nail
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Basically MJ stanning culture - terribile quality videos - always seeking for unseen pictures - The interviewer is mean - Don’t touch our baby pls
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There’s a typo cause my mind is chaotic so for REFUSING
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Mika went from “ I was given a name that doesn’t fit like it’s mine” to “my name is Michael Holbrook” I’m- ❤️🤎🧡💘💙❣️💗💞🧡❣️💘💙💖❤️🤎🧡💘💔❣️💞💛🤎💛💔💓💖💓❤️💜💖💛💟💓💚🖤🖤❤️💚💞🧡🤎❤️❣️💚💘💓
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G:Qual'è il tuo sogno? M:Qual'è il tuo? Mika thugh life
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When I catch you Blitz, when I catch you… I’ll hug you ‘cause I know this hurt you too
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@sgpenpen I hope Loona adoction related stuff
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Sarà questo che intendeva @GiulioMazzoleni ?
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@chasemylovex Maybe if Beyonce was so talented, she wouldn’t need you to bring Michael’s name up to uplift herself 🙊
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Mika non è bono, Mika è arte, Mika è un cuore che riesce a trovare il bello nelle cose e farlo vedere agli altri.
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@manuel_azzola_ @pensieri_acaso Mio Dio le pick me vibes dei commenti qui sotto, ma state bene ragazze?
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Help I’m still at the restaurant
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