My full comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is now on YouTube 🥰💖🪩

@insaneclwnbussy

@insaneclwnbussy jealousy is a disease

@KindaSortaMaebe hiiiiii ( :

@StopTweetingMia I have a feeling it’s only gotten even more horrible but at least we’re here together 🥲

If you’re going to hook up with a comedian just do yourself one little favor…..

@themeredith Its like returning to my fav dive bar and now that its been a few hours im ready to do b*mps in the bathroom with my friends away from everyone else

Demanding my vegetarian friends grill me a rack of ribs when I go to their homes for dinner

@stacycay Rumor has it they’ve also gotten uglier

The most I’ve ever spent at Aldi is $150 and that was to prep for a party

The chances of me spending NYE staying in, getting very high and ordering a buffet’s worth of Chinese takeout is also very high