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𝚃𝙷𝙴_𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙲𝙴〽 𝙸'𝚖 𝙻𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗💯
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Leonardo da Vinci sold the Mona Lisa for $25000 and nobody gave a sh*t about it for 400 years until someone stole it. That smile is now worth $860m because there's a crazy story behind it
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Na btw, Mungu akikubless wa kwanza uanze kutuona sisi mafala💯
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Hivi tukieza anza kukufa alphabetically juu ya majina zetu za kwanza, how safe are you 😂😂
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Sometimes you gotta chill alone and vibe with your own demons
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Mimi ningelizaliwa dem saa hii ningekuwa nimeshaonjesha kila mwanaume 💀😂
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Huyu hapa anasema ni vajo anaambiwa etii labda kwa matako😂
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Masaa ziende mbio tuone hiyo team ya red ikindinywa😂
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Pia nyinyi mnateseka ama ni shetani amenichagua mimi niwe kama funzo kwa wengine😂
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Nobody walks faster than a man accompanying an ugly girl in the morning after a one night stand 😂
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Wacha nifike hivo YouTube niwatch tutorials za kulala njaa nilale😂😂
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She is being flirtatious, warm and clingy na wewe unadhani she has feelings for you kumbe gaidi iko na Histrionic Personality Disorder 😂😂😂
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Oh sh*t it is f*cking cold out here. It's like were in the Game of Thrones and winter is coming 😂
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What can happen if you're ambushed ukiwa umembao,,, inaeza lala abruptly? 😂
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Hope zile story si hupiga za kuomoka zitacome true... Maybe sio leo ama kesho but maybe someday in the future, we hope...
In Sha Allah 🙏
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Once you put a price on your p*ssy ni hivo,,,, wewe ni malaya. Be priceless girl. Pea huyo kijana kama unataka kumpea bure kama ni kumnyima mnyime. Stop sleeping with random men for money 💯
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Ndo uncle Elon ameniachilia leo, naona tuu sura mpya mpya😂
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They say people die if they change,,,, suddenly 😂
Whatever you do with this information is upon you 😂😂😂
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Alafu utapata tu kuna mwanaume hajawahi shikwa na kaswende😂😂🙌
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Ya Allah,
As we try again this week may the odds be in our favor.....
Amin🙏
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It's not that we hate Sundays, some of us just don't like Sundays because of Mondays💯😂
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Hata leo nunua credit upigie mamako mzazi simu, si kila siku beb, beb jameni😂
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We all are in the same game, just different levels, dealing with the same hell, just different demons👿👹
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Kwani hii saa nne tumengoja kutoka asubuhi haifiki!😂
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Morio wangu anajigamba hapa vile yuko streetwise na kama si mimi angekuwa ashabakwa hii Nairobi 😂
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What's all with those signings. Is Chelsea a football club signing players or a human trafficking organization? 😂😂😂
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As a poor woman you should not mind how much money does a man have. Go work hard, make your own money and stop being a p*ssy
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Leo karibu nizame😂,,,,si wasichana wako na private parts kubwa ajabu huku nje😂😂😂
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Each year you pass your death anniversary but you just don't know it yet😂😂
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Just asked her what is her favorite Juice Wrld song and she said,,,, 'released or unreleased',,,,,aaah bro she's the one😊😂
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Btw, if Manchester United fails to cook this season they will never cook for a lifetime 💯
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And now Tirries Tuesday died a natural death just like that😂
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Wacha kulala pekee yako. Kitanda si jeneza, tafuta mtu ulale na yeye buanah 😂😂
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If you're a man and you are cheating on your woman, you're cheating on your girl, this month God will bless you. Coz you don't know what you're doing 😂😂😂
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Leo nataka tu niwake pole pole kama candle hadi nizime😂
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And the best team has won it. England deserved the lose from kick off😂
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Siku nitaamka tu asubuhi na niambie life,,,,"Niko kadi."😪
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We all know that life is tough. So, just pray and hope that your sh*t works out
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Kumbe millennials na Gen Zs ndio kiboko ya washenzi💯😂
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Na utuepushe sisi na wadada wasojua kupika chapati na marafiki wasenge wasenge. Ewe Mungu baba twakuomba, twakuomba utusikie,,,😂🤭
Amin 🙏
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And today if I die I want one of my intimate to take my phone and post on my story,,,
"Yo, it's dark in here asf." 😔
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Trump's shooter might have missed but I miss you more 😊😂
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Huyu hapa anaambiwa etii miguu yake ni type C juu ako na rickets 😂😂😂
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It's not your fault mom. You raised a really good kid. The world just fvcked me up and turned me into a cold-hearted piece of sh*t😞
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And now before the EPL start,,,,I officially declare my love for Arsenal ❤️😊,,,my hate for Manchester United and my support for any team that will be playing against it😂😂😂
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Utapata kuna mtu bado analala saa hii 😂, very unethical 💯😂
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Sleeping on the couch and waking up in bed. I miss teleporting 😞. It never happens to me nowdays. What's your best childhood memory 😂😂
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Every time I go through the vast land of KAKUZI PLC it really hurts,,, When the Wazungu were grabbing lands our grandfathers were busy looking for women that's why they end up marrying 4 to 6 wives 😞😂
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