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frog 1: can you like see anything ?
frog 2: barely. it's really hard to see yea
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if homeboy rudely demands limited edition sauce then it's quiet but if he come through with some likee widely available sauces homeboy can g
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grimes is an inspiration to all girls with real convictions who are willing to set them aside to stand adjacent to billions and billions of apartheid funded dollars
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Due to popular demand we have added a second
@iamblackbear
show at
@reggieslive
on Sunday, 1/8! Buy tix now
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@I_Real_Mekhi
@Piercethesydni
@Super_MoMoe
@RealKyleMorris
she probably wouldn’t be national news if she didn’t throw the milk so personally i’m glad she did and i hope her trial goes well. may God bless her
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@justin_suarez7
@I_Real_Mekhi
@Piercethesydni
@Super_MoMoe
@RealKyleMorris
listen idiot i tried to be polite but there are nazi sympathizers in the highest political offices, literally stop crying over spilled milk you. your calls for civility enable fascism. stop being a fucking dub
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marijuana is a gateway drug. it is a gateway to being high as fuck and chilling with girls
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the different types of personalities chicago people adopt:
-malorts good
-the bean isn't a monumental piece of art and architecture
-i'm at eastroom
- we actually just left eastroom
-coke?
- well rounded individuals w/ different hobbies and a vested interest in their community
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when you have sex with someone you take a piece of their belongings. from their house. it’s called petty theft get with the winning team
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when you ask your gf to bum a cigarette off someone for you even though she doesn't smoke
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when girls with glasses say they are ugly it's just like shut up. you can't even see shit
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me, a dumb millennial: i need a job and health insurance
a baby boomer: have you tried ruining the environment or drone bombing people
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women shoot their shot by allowing you to occupy the same space and time as them*
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you telling me i'm going to have to see that shrimp fried rice joke everyday until i die
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art is supposed 2 make you want to nut. i've never wanted to Nut on the mona lisa, ugly
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my favorite rap trope is just referring to cocaine as literally any white person
"got that miley"
"i keep that timberlake"
"edward james olmos on deck"
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fuck/marry/kill: someone you really want to fuck, your spouse, the police
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neither kanye nor drake have shooters bro worst case scenario one of them sends the other a muffin basket filled with muffins that the recipient doesn't even like
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respect to kanye and his struggles but a lot of people benefit from their psychiatric medication and it's wholly irresponsible to suggest that going off of them will improve your life, especially if you are not rich and beloved
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prediction: in like 6 months holographic soulja boy will be play bat mitzvahs for 60k a pop while real soulja plays pokemon sun/moon on 3ds
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what's your vaporwave boyfriend gonna do, put me thru a lowpass filter ? i'm shakinggg in my boots
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brothers it is with great pleasure that i announce
wario has got a donkey
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opening your 3rd eye purely so you can have more eyes to roll at people
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chicago slang:
bingo bango - ex. That sound's bingo bango, pal, thanks.
five and them - ex. I'll put five and them dollars on itm y guy
scooped - ex. that's scooped af
drownt - ex. Bro those cats drownt.
breadass - ex. U dripping in carbs. bread ass
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Art Sucks
By:
@SolarisHilton
"Art is exchanged between friends not collectors. It’s not plastered on white walls or tote bags. It doesn’t evade taxes or fill the void in your lackluster personality. It’s not what they want it to be, it’s what I want."
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have you idiots considered just making more dopamine and serotonin i mean it's your brain. i thought u were a creator or a creative or whatever
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shop lifting is tight. u ever get some shit for free ? that's what shop lifting is like
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check on your friends after the honda days. some people get wicked depressed when left to their own accord
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literally all food gives you energy
Foods that give you energy:
- almonds
- apples
- avocado
- bananas
- blueberries
- brown Rice
- coconut
- dark chocolate
- edamame
- garbanzo beans
- ginger tea
- goji berries
- honey
- oatmeal
- oranges
- quinoa
- salmon
- spinach
- sweet potato
- yerba maté
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things just be hitting differently depending on their weight and velocity
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instead of dating this summer i think i might try and dig a rather large hole
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why do grown people on this website keep saying they want to have sex while watching disney channel original programming was everything ok at home
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the end goal of twitter is that one day someone will become more tired of your intrusive thoughts than you are and kill you
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instagram is for people that are popular in real life and twitter is for people that are popular on twitter
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tinder dating is weird sure but twitter dating is the weirdest you'll be out to dinner and your date will be like lol remember when you said milf city is a sanctuary city, and that they should secede from the US. and you honestly wont remember saying that ever
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@blackmadonnachi
this is an extremely bad faith tweet lmfao and your girl elizabeth warren would strongly disagree with your wording
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adam22 is a pretty good litmus test for people. if you think that he is cool then you're a loser
X is a pretty good litmus test for people. If you think there’s anything funny or good about a 20 year old kid getting gunned down in the street over a bag of money because he got accused of hitting his girlfriend once, you’re a bad person. That’s it. Miss you buddy
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if art is self expression why would u wanna expose urself as a mediocre trap beat
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why is everyone so calm all the time like can't we all just like fight
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hate seeing people from twitter just randomly on the street. like ew you're a real person lmao. thought u were an elaborate joke
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ppl will smoke a .3 blunt crowded around an ableton controller talking about "i'm in the stu"
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the 60s were so lit just blasting cigs in a boeing 737 on your way to detroit michigan car capital of the world
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does he really have a good vibe or did you just see him eating vegetables one time
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when you'd rather die than think about bobby shmurda wasting his youth in unjust incarceration
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high key i love when girls give me homework assignments like hell ya i’ll listen to this kim petras album and let you know what i think
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