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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
respiratory disease
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@itnotamsa
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10 months
the west managed to dehumanise muslim/arab men entirely, painting them as barbaric terrorists, yet it is these same men who are pulling children out of rubble with bare hands and comforting them with such heartbreakingly beautiful language
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“No my dearest,” he says to her. “You are alive, and beautiful as the moon.”
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
yes i do prefer my men to have a functioning circulatory system
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
why do people make it seem like it's rare that a girl loves food wtf everyone loves food shut up
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@itnotamsa
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4 years
a harmless ad of 3 guys cooking a chicken has recruited the whole of EDL under this post
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@itnotamsa
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3 months
it’s indian mango szn which means i get to make one of my fave dishes of all time…. mango daal 🤭🤭
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@itnotamsa
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1 year
recent mendhi :)
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@itnotamsa
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6 years
my dad just sent me a forward text saying ‘ramadan mubarak to you and your family’ like damn i am your family bro
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@itnotamsa
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4 years
came out to put the bins n everyones clapping for me thanks guys
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@itnotamsa
asma
6 years
free my man he’ll study harder next time 😔
@Complex
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6 years
Young Thug sent to jail after failing drug test.
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@itnotamsa
asma
5 months
back at it again hehe
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@itnotamsa
asma
4 years
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@ConStar24
ConStar
4 years
The Vice President-Elect is a Black and Asian woman.
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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
i'm not a cardiologist
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
skater boys r lame we only dating guys who SCOOT now
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@itnotamsa
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2 years
that dhoom shirt goes so hard i need it, wtf is diplo doing with it
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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
jks it means exalted/high status innit
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@itnotamsa
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3 years
no way this donny was on love island wearing white skinny jeans now he thinks he’s in tekken
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@itnotamsa
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6 years
why is it called abortion and not foetus deletus
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
what vaccinations do i need if i'm travelling to birmingham?
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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
guys who are alive >>>>>>>
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@itnotamsa
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6 years
i’ll smoke crack before i smoke shisha
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@itnotamsa
asma
4 years
don’t think i can go a day on twitter anymore without seeing some insanely racist/islamophobic shit and it makes me fearful for any of my visibly muslim family or friends being out in public
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@itnotamsa
asma
5 years
thomas shelby
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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
brown twitter come out w the deadest roasts and get gassed bcos all their wet mates retweeted it
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@itnotamsa
asma
11 months
say wallah this isn’t a parody what do you mean there’s no gluten free bread for your baby killing military
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@itnotamsa
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1 year
i wonder if all the far right racists who are saying “all women lie about rape” are aware that the men she was accusing were mainly south asian and contributed to the dangerous rhetoric used by the likes of tommy robinson that all brown men are groomers lol
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
1 year
UK woman Eleanor Williams, 22, who falsely accused group of men of raping and trafficking her, sentenced to eight and a half years in prison
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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
you: hey big head me, an intellectual: greetings large cranium
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
you're not a special snowflake if you love food don't be a beg
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@itnotamsa
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10 months
in classic Twitter “whatabousim” fashion, my tweet has been misconstrued to suggest that women and children aren’t the biggest victims of war (they are) and that somehow saying that despite men upholding the patriarchy, and carrying out violence (despite their ethnicity and race)
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@itnotamsa
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3 years
radhika a better woman than me i would’ve called him an ugly cracker to his face
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@itnotamsa
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3 months
to everyone asking for the recipe i forgot to specify ur gna need oily toor (pigeon pea) daal for this!! should be able to find it in most south asian supermarkets. rinse it thoroughly to get rid of the oil and soak it with bicarb (rinse off before boiling) for abt an hour :)
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@itnotamsa
asma
5 years
muslims slaughtering animals on eid to feed the poor white mum who feeds her son chicken nuggets every day: DISGUSTING BRUTAL TERRORISTS THAT POOR GOAT 😡😡😡😡😡
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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
amino acids are just boneless polypeptides
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@itnotamsa
asma
6 years
this sweet old white woman stopped me to say i look exactly like her daughter n i know her ol dementia ass lying cos i am a paki ma’am
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@itnotamsa
asma
10 months
giggling at the thought of a big scary hamas guy highlighting a book and writing neatly on a little sticky note like he’s preparing for an english lit exam
@IDF
Israel Defense Forces
10 months
Never again is NOW. IDF forces discovered a copy of Hitler's infamous book "Mein Kampf"—translated into Arabic—in a child’s bedroom used as a Hamas terrorist base in Gaza. The book was discovered among the personal belongings of one of the terrorists, featuring annotations and
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
ohhh jeremy corbyn - rupi kaur
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@itnotamsa
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6 years
nobody pars me harder than this woman
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@itnotamsa
asma
4 years
@kev1n1985 @j_hbsn can’t blame the poor guys, they can’t handle more than salt
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@itnotamsa
asma
4 years
‘if u don’t like it go back to ur own country!’ can’t do that either karen cos modi’s india stays killing my people 😔
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
i wonder what the guy who stole tesco value basmati rice during the riots is doing now
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@itnotamsa
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6 years
this is so fucking funny i lost my shit at the vape bit
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@itnotamsa
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5 years
the reason you take ur shoes off during prayer is so ur airforces don’t get creased
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@itnotamsa
asma
2 years
the filler has spread to her brain i suspect
@Skye_Lloyd
S K Y E
2 years
Could someone please explain the nhs strikes to me cos I genuinely don’t get it? They knew the pay when they joined? Health care assistants pushing tea trolleys and giving out pills need a pay increase why? Average ambulance paramedic wage is £27k? Average nurse wage is £33k??
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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
woah dude edgy as fuCk 10+ indie points for u
@Cannon__Skates
kauge
7 years
hmu If you listen to Mac DeMarco Boy Pablo Clairo Frankie Cosmos FIDLAR Twin Peaks Cuco Tyler The Creator SWMRS BANE'S WORLD The Frights Rex Orange County Billie Eilish Beach Fossils Yellow Days SKEGGS Dune Rats VACATIONS Peach Pit Alvvays The Growlers Tame Impala BROCKHAMPTON
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@itnotamsa
asma
6 years
people that tweet this have about 3 gcse’s i beg u shut up
@g_uunit
gabi 🍒💚
7 years
i hate small talk. i wanna talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, music that makes u feel different memories, lies you've told, ur flaws, ur favorite scents, ur childhood, what keeps you up at night, ur insecurities & fears
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@itnotamsa
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8 years
people that are embarrassed of their culture wyd fam
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@itnotamsa
asma
6 years
u man are getting gassed over him wearing a pair of dickies bro just go to shoreditch
@ThulaniAFC
Base
6 years
i highly fuck w this new bieber look
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
can u guys please think about the environment
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7 years
i need to pin this
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@itnotamsa
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6 years
alcohol ✅ ketamine ✅ pork ❌ not for me 🙅🏼‍♀️ because i 👊🏼 am a MUSLIM 😤😤😤😤
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@itnotamsa
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2 years
just slipped on a banana peel on the victoria line to brixton, south ldn is not a real place dis is cartoon network
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
wanting a man? in this economy?
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@itnotamsa
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5 years
yeah i’m mixed (mum is indian and dad is missing)
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@itnotamsa
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2 years
what the fuck r they saying i would kill myself in front of them
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@itnotamsa
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5 months
nah the first morning coffee after ramadan gna have me acting up soo bad, wrapping both hands around the mug, sighing and saying shit like “i needed this”
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@itnotamsa
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3 months
@fakeidgaffer just a heads up i eyeball everything so i apologise for not providing measurements lmao - boil your daal with salt and a pinch of turmeric. in a separate pot, heat some ghee/oil and add mustard seeds, cumin seeds, curry leaves, hing and dry red chillies, once those start sizzling
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@itnotamsa
asma
5 years
lord farquaad
@UnkleDell
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what are the subspecies of white girls with jet black hair and bangs called
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4 years
this picture needs to be in the tate
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
the muslims are at it again with their sharons law 😤😤😤
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@itnotamsa
asma
6 years
what the fuck is an indian pancake bro that’s a paratha
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@itnotamsa
asma
7 years
somebody said that brockhampton is just odd future for people whose favourite film is donnie darko and i'm still thinking about it
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6 years
just took a pregnancy test
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4 years
somebodies uncle went jummah and ended up on a white woman’s gilet
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@itnotamsa
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3 years
cozy
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@itnotamsa
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4 years
i was so baffed my mums just standing at the front gate clapping like that priyanka chopra video
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@itnotamsa
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4 years
@uhhhhmad i just got into high school
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
people at uni post facebook stories what kinda sick fuck u gotta be to do that
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@itnotamsa
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3 months
garlic yoghurt, roast potatoes, honey glazed carrots, spiced chickpeas, chopped parsley, mint, feta, pomegranate molasses and crispy chilli oil :) (i just be making anything)
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@itnotamsa
asma
10 months
i’ve heard that hamas have tunnels under the uk parliament @Israel
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@itnotamsa
asma
3 years
allah the men you put on this earth to hunt food and build homes are watching euphoria
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@itnotamsa
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2 years
nah these white girls are acc so distraught about this do u know how funny that is
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
MY NAME DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN RESPIRATORY DISEASE CAN EVERYONE RELAX IN MY MENTIONS
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@itnotamsa
asma
6 years
hey i made u a playlist hope u like brckmptn clairo and daniel caesar they’re all super lowkey dno if you’ve heard aha ha anyways when u free u wanna smoke w me on my air mattress ha ha only if u like
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@itnotamsa
asma
6 years
me dipping cake rusk in chai
@Miss_Patriciah
Honey Pot 🍯
6 years
IS THIS YOUR PRIEST!!!?????
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@itnotamsa
asma
4 years
white girls go to india on their gap year to find themselves, i went to find my dad
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5 years
getting cheated on by a white boi is crazy cos he could’ve either fucked karen from work or the cat
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@itnotamsa
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4 years
shamima begum was groomed at 15 and loses her citizenship but any young person is susceptible to radicalisation right??
@metpoliceuk
Metropolitan Police
4 years
Harry Vaughan, an A* student from south east London, shared manuals on bomb making and how to kill people in extremist forums. Any young person is susceptible to radicalisation online - particularly during lockdown. If you're concerned, start here:
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@itnotamsa
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3 years
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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@itnotamsa
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4 years
damn she arching her back like a real bad b
@richardjpyne
Richard Pyne
4 years
Ocean Park says its resident giant pandas Ying Ying and Le Le have mated naturally for the first time since they started trying a decade ago. Executive director Michael Boos says it’s “extremely exciting” as there’s a higher chance of pregnancy. Photo courtesy of Ocean Park
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@itnotamsa
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4 years
maxxie anwar michelle n tony
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
king krule: AaaahhhAAARGHHHH i felt that
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@itnotamsa
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10 months
suella braverman has reached such a level of wickedness that people remember priti patel as just having a fat back. this country is FINISHED
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@itnotamsa
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1 year
dbe to brown girls is like taylor swift to white women
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@itnotamsa
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7 years
@jaaamesp wow who's this?
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