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Former possum. Will probably follow you back unless you’re a hoebot. Gen X Convicted felons are better presidents than dudes who molest their own daughters.

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I say this with love...I will never, ever respond to your "can anyone see this" posts.
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@MMAnomaly @TheJoeySwoll Gymbros talking about how cute the bear cubs at the zoo were is what this country needs more of right now.
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@CausticSmegma @dead_at_sea @3YearLetterman @jhays003 @jody12729 @SenSanders Imagine choosing to call yourself “caustic smegma” then being so self unaware as to call anyone else pathetic.
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@JoaquinCastrotx @GovAbbott Then they should go through proper channels. I invite you to try sneaking into their countries and let us know what happens.
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@Dannyjokes The number of people thinking this is real has crushed my faith in humanity.
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@Sen_JoeManchin Which part is just? The unaccounted for money? The closed churches? The jailed priests? The press gangs rounding up teens for fodder? So many choices…
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@mikebaldwin @dom_lucre Yeah. So nice when my kid worked his ass off, got perfect test scores, lettered in three sports, served on several service groups, but was still too white and middle class to get into and ivy league school. I fucked up, should have had him rob a liquor store.
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@FeminineWild I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $500
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@SternLevine @JoeyMannarinoUS This post reels of cat piss and loneliness.
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@JPo1369 Not only am I not doing that, I’m going to start pooping standing up.
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@tulane_504 @QMofScotts @BossBlunts1 @palatofino @pasbestrealtor All the old rules went out the window with illegals
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@DarinBashaw @ZeekArkham If molesting his own kid isn’t a deal killer for you, nothing is. See, I can pivot too.
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@GovernorHobbs @katiehobbs You going to resign now that they found your forged deeds or you gonna just wait for them to put the cuffs on?
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@todlloyd @BillyBaldwin Yeah, almost as bad as lying about it…in this case several times.
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@Badged_Patriot That was a wild call. Either of them get tazed?
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@burritomans10 @Desertvampir @WomenPostingLs Lol…never mind. Your clarification makes sense.
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@rejserin @RichardHanania This here sums up the cult. Ignore the real crimes, point out the “misgendering”, because that’s what’s important. Souless.
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@BeingJWood @JoeyMannarinoUS Which part of the economy is solid? 70 year olds having to rejoin the workforce to eat? Real wages down 3%? Inflation up 3%? Gas at record highs? Utility disconnects up 15% YOY because people can’t pay for food AND electricity? Creit card debt over $1T? Mortgages at 8%?
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@LablankeSeere @mikebaldwin @dom_lucre Yes. Legacy is bullshit. Affirmative action is bullshit. The applicant should be anonymous and their merit should be the only thing considered.
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@808maukamakai @TheRichFromCali Because they’re not socialist pedophiles
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@SteveEmerson191 @TRHLofficial Steve can tell what state you were born in solely by the taste of your semen.
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@EmmaBrash1 @RealScarey Linturds like Emma…”NoOnE iS aBoVe ThE lAw! Unless they’re on our team.” What’s truly beyond pathetic is being ok with a politicized justice system.
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@DrMac85 @TheDemocrats @EmilioRose9 Imagine deep throating the government like this guy then calling yourself “resister”. 🤣🤣🤣🤡
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@ChrisDJackson @PressSec @K_JeanPierre How’s that DUI of hers going? No one is above the law, right?
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@framedunframed @money_cruncher Literally went up and was his highest tax liability shown. Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it?
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@iamyesyouareno @playteaux Diversity is our greatest strength
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@pwuranium @Gideon_6ix @JDOPost @CollinRugg @FFAFamily You mean another big blue city turned violent?
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@agentcurieuse @GavinNewsom @GOP She said, proudly displaying a nazi flag.
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@ColinAllredTX Just sent Ted $30.
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@NorthBelle4 @JoaquinCastrotx No one cares what a canadian commie has to say
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@SpeakerPelosi @AdyBarkan This is so disingenuous that it made me throw ul in my mouth a little bit.
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@matthewdmarsden I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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@ACLUTx If the ACLU doesn’t like it, you’re doing it right.
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@petestrzok Why record when you can just fabricate, Russia boy?
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@leannathelion @RepJeffries Where are you a realtor? So I can avoid you like the plague…
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@petestrzok You’re in full on panic mode. Tick tock, Peter…
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@Cynbennettbarns @realDonaldTrump @RepMTG Imagine supporting Weiner. The left is subhuman
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@DesKatCat @WhiteHouse @TheDemocrats @fieldteam_6 You need more virtue signaling emojis. Might I suggest 🤡
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@petestrzok What is more clown world than Petey Strzok tweeting about “rule of law”? 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
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@sfpelosi Sunday morning alcoholic crime family
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@wcbuecker @A_Weberg We knew you guzzle semen before we looked.
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@VictoriRaeW @GiannoCaldwell Take a seat Karen. First, this isn’t the place. Second, gun control already failed Chicago. How about we actually punish criminals?
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So what’s the latest on this asshole? Is he paying $87k a day in interest on his fraud case?
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@DenisonBarbs @SenSchumer You’re the reason it’s so hard to get people to stop using the word “retard”
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@jtfris @JoeyMannarinoUS Then feel free. The smart among us are tired of our money being sent to nazis to launder back to corrupt pols.
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@iamMauriceW @DanielI11207139 But you literally just called a post vilifying all whites “the most honest thing”…can’t have it both ways my guy.
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@TheRISEofROD Remember the video early on election night 2016 where Bill was dancing around like a giddy schoolgirl, then a couple hours later Hillary gad to be sedated? I giggle every time I think of it. (I am happy and healthy and have no chance of suiciding myself with 6 shots)
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@JoeyMannarinoUS She wasn’t even the first woman to deliver a commencement speech at West Point. Ayn Rand was.
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@RemiRamos6 @JoJoFromJerz Tell me you know nothing about guns without telling me you know nothing about guns
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@FLOTUS You couldn’t even protect your daughter in the shower…maybe sit this one out “doc” 🤣🤡
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@RickyRoush @charliekirk11 That somehow makes it better?
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@FieldTechFixer @JebraFaushay Can we like, stop this?
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@BetoORourke It’s a great week in Texas, and this three time loser pedo still isn’t governor.
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@ericswalwell A dude who fucked a spy and helped a child molester get elected thinks his opinion matters.
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@_Magdus_ @BillyBaldwin Tell us what felonies he was charged with the , genius.
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@PawlowskiMario @RepMTG That’s a cute nazi flag in your bio.
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@KeithOlbermann Watching you slide further into obscurity is pai….who am I kidding. It’s hilarious.
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@HughBramlett I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $500
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@FoxNews Kathy Griffin tries to claw her way to some slight relevance and fails.
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@mcpherson_k @Victorshi2020 Why are libs all such fascist garbage?
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@tedlieu Ted Lieu should resign because he’s a grooming child mutilation supporter.
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@nojaggoffs Imagine people congratulating welfare recipients 🤡
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@JumpingJellyb13 @CoriBush This post reeks of cat piss and loneliness
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@Loveslight57 @lucymcbath That makes you part of the problem.
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@MadeInTheUSANJ @RepBoebert As she should have. It’s a garbage bill.
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@BladeoftheS I’d rather read the shampoo bottle. It’s much more compelling.
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@bud_cann If you think that’s bad, go check out the border towns.
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I don't want to hear another fucking peep from you assholes about how the DOJ isn't weaponized. You'd have to be an absolute idiot to vote blue at this point.
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@JoJoFromJerz Try being a dried up grifter without filters.
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@karmatimebitch @ericswalwell lol…but she was correct
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Was it something I said, you drunken harpy?
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@JDunlap1974 Has the FBI shot her yet?
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@bowserhunt04 @GovernorHobbs You on the cartel payroll too?
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@BradHolm @thisbttrfly And I guess molesting ones own daughter isn't a deal killer for you.
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@Dionka7 @RepJeffries Ask Chicago how gun laws work. What you need is current laws enforced, crime punished, and mental health programs restored.
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@OzgunRad @SIfill_ @TheJusticeDept Correct. The open birder is vicious and cruel, and must be closed immediately.
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@PapiTrumpo Little Fella - How I Recovered From Getting Owned By A Cartoon Cat
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@fugitivemama @dangerousthinkg @VivekGRamaswamy @RonDeSantis Bookmarking this cause it’s not going to age very well
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@jailanelsarha @WhiteHouse Imagine actually believing this.
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@BaymanNYC @AdamSchiff Sure isn’t. Now laundering through Ukraine…THAT’S a waste of taxpayer funds.
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@D_2_W @Logh_13 @Tennessean Any means except jailing criminals or treating the mentally ill…give me a fucking break.
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@MeezmoApril @simonateba New York has been a third world shithole for years
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@ThePoliticalPom Hojo muted me ages ago. Probably has you muted too.
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@LivingSmarter1 @NPR This made me cringe so hard I pulled a hammy
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@SGT_Oz Ooh rah! Congrats and thank you.
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@ShadowNeedsHelp Have you considered crying harder?
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@RobertDumaine I have friends whose conversations with me would have society jettison us into space.
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@kobe4evergoat @JoeBiden POC should get taxed more for all the crime and property destruction.
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@KessenaO @brixwe @DrHoagy Sorry, my brother, but that ship has sailed. Maybe you can interest our Latino brothers in her…
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@Robin51450754 @Matt4VA So you’re cool with a dude who molested his own daughter. Weird flex. Check this guy’s hard drive out.
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