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Will follow you back unless you’re a hoebot or crypto shill. Gen X. I voted for the felon fry guy. | RIP P'nut & Fred | I don't take financial advice on X

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I say this with love. I will never, ever respond to your "can anyone see this" posts.
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@PicturesFoIder I think that dude had plenty of pussy.
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@DefiantLs Idiot doubles down, and never once considers maybe she's wrong. As typical as the fact that she's a single mom. Get me a double steak burrito bowl with extra MAGA sauce, you silly twat.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE That cat is like "what the fuck did you do?" . And the turtle is like "who's the apex predator now, bitch?. 🤣.
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@ewarren You're wrong though. We absolutely voted for him. And Vivek, Kristi, Pete, and the rest of the America First team Trump assembled. As assuredly as we voted against Soros, Beyonce, Oprah, and the rest of Hollywood. Deal with it. You have a mandate from the people. Get in line,
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@TheFigen_ Nope
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@atensnut What happens when I run out of children?.
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@RealJamesWoods I'm no fan of insurance companies, but they left because Gavin wouldn't let them increase premiums to pace with ridiculous home valuation increases.
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@DefiyantlyFree @ericswalwell Can we sue Spyfucker for supporting a pedo and putting our kids in harm's way?
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@ninaturner But we did vote for Elon. And Vivek. and the rest of the America first team Trump assembled. As assuredly as we voted against Soros. And Oprah. And Beyonce and the rest of Hollywood. Deal with it.
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@OliLondonTV It's because you're a dude. Seek help.
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@TheJoeySwoll Damn. Call the police. that's sexual assault.
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@DefiantLs If my wife or daughter are in there, he's gonna need to get comfortable eating soft food really quick.
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@SenSchumer We have deserved better than your and your drunken hag pal Pelosi's corrupt asses for years, but here we are. Look at this picture and shut the fuck up.
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@CynicalPublius By the 8th hole
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@ChrisMurphyCT @JoJoFromJerz "Everyone that doesn't follow my Socialist viewpoint is a Nazi". Go fuck yourself. Elon isn't running shit. He merely gave the people line of sight into your grift and we told you to shove it up your ass. Or are you going to publicly admit a pork bloated "CR" delivered 11th.
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@FilmUpdates Grande looks like an alien.
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@akafacehots Mark Cuban is legit retarded.
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@PicturesFoIder Nice shootin' Tex!.
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@MMAnomaly @TheJoeySwoll Gymbros talking about how cute the bear cubs at the zoo were is what this country needs more of right now.
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@JebraFaushay Wow. Like "refugees" are knifing people and raping kids outside, but they're gonna sing a retarded song about a dude on a different continent. Maybe we should take a weekend and conquer them.
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@karlykingsley Because he was waiting for Melania, you turnip.
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@Breaking911 The nose ring indicates yes. Can you imagine even a low ranking official in the FBI with a nose ring eve 10 years ago?.
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@DisavowTrump20 @0liviajulianna Point? Every family has a retard. .
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@OliLondonTV It's hard to stay relevant when your only skills are having a famous dad and fucking on video.
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@alx Scaramucci is a fucking retarded weasel.
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@JoJoFromJerz That's because you're retarded. First off, who said war?. Secondly, Panama is in violation of our agreement and has China involved. Lastly, when that's fixed and use of the canal costs what it's supposed to, shipping of goods is less expensive. Why are liberals all so fucking.
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@JebraFaushay That's a great business model. Remember that hair stylist that went out of business?.
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@TheJoeySwoll I wouldn't waste a lot of calories on what some women with zero self respect think about you. The true misogynists are the idiots who pay them to objectify themselves.
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@hodgetwins Remember when they wished death on those of us who refused this garbage?. My only sympathies are for those forced to take it to continue feeding their families, and children who got it because they have idiots for parents.
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@PeterSweden7 To be fair, you're less likely to be raped by a "refugee" if you stay indoors in Britain. .
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@CNviolations Does this smell infected?.
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@DefiantLs Nothing endears me to your cause more than you fucking up a family holiday. Idiots.
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@GadSaad One woman PEPPER SPRAYED an Islamic man simply because he wasn't familiar with Western courting ritual. Luckily, the Authorities caught up with her for having illegal pepper spray.
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@0liviajulianna Just a large girl from Texas posing with a kid sniffer.
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@ChrisDJackson Did he have a cane back then, you absolute fucking retard?. And let's assume he wasn't encumbered. why does he have to be a bigot?. I dislike Kamala because she's a lying, conniving, piece of shit who sucked her way to where she's at, not because she's Indian. God damn you're.
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@ewarren Why are you directing relief donations through a corrupt PAC?. FEC needs to investigate Pocahontas.
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@RepYassAnsari You really don't understand why you lost so hard in November, do you?. Thank you for doing this. Arizona will go redder thanks to you, and I appreciate that. Dummy 🤣🤡.
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@DefiyantlyFree Illinois has been trying to be California for years now.
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@DemocraticWins @0liviajulianna Won the popular vote. Won the electoral college. Won the senate. Kept the house. Added red governors. Every county save one went redder. Every demographic went redder. Go fuck yourself. It's a clear mandate.
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@creepydotorg Gertrude.
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@OliLondonTV Name one, you silly twat.
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@CNviolations Oh no! They're going to stop affirming our mental illness!.
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@CNviolations Fuck Boston! 🤣.
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@ImMeme0 Boy those bright blue helmets are high vis.
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@TaraBull808 I live in a part of Texas that is more blue than I'd like (Harris County), and I haven't heard a single Happy Holidays. It's all Merry Christmas here, y'all.
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@DemocraticWins @0liviajulianna Really? Fatty McTyrant is the hero you chose?. ROFL 🤣🤣🤡
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@mcuban @grok @elonmusk Hey bitch face, I thought you left? I guess team pedo over at Bluey rejected your dumb ass. Anyhow, get over yourself. Subsequent grok pics commonly error over to the user's pic. You're not special. I mean, yeah, you're "special", but not the way your dumb ass thinks.
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@EndWokeness That's a haka. They are appropriating another people's culture, like the hypocrites they are.
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@DemocraticWins @0liviajulianna Holy fuck you people are absolute retards. How the fuck can he deliver when he's not even inaugurated yet?. There really isn't such a thing as a liberal who isn't a total imbecile, is there?
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@JoJoFromJerz Then why are you dumb fucks saying Trump is already ruining shit?. Is there such a thing as a liberal who isn't retarded?.
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@CNviolations You're not "trigender". You're mentally ill.
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@ENIMEMES @PeteHegseth @PamBondi @TulsiGabbard @KristiNoem @DonaldJTrumpJr @Kash_Patel Holy shit! So much to unpack. My favorite parts:. Kristi Noem 😍😍.Kamala Selling $5 BJ's.AOC undercutting Kamala.Pelosi's fake tits 🤣.Fauci crying with his mask. Bravo to whoever made that.
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@SarahisCensored That they tried to hang on to him shows how deep the rot goes. .
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@mazemoore These are the committees she needs to be removed from.
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@CatherineInFL @reddit_lies "What do you mean background check?".
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@Ronxyz00 @RandPaul She's going to be otherwise occupied.
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@barstoolsports Suck a dick. No one gives a shit about basketball.
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@DefiantLs I wouldn't fuck her with Michelle Obama's dick.
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@EndWokeness I'd like to hear more about the "group of kids".
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@againstgrmrs Make Asylums Great Again.
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@TaraBull808 This guy wins "dumbest asshole of the week" and is in the running for "of the month".
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@TheJoeySwoll Weak ass dudes need to stop paying for this.
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@ImMeme0 You gotta ask yourself. why were they expecting ICE?. Seems like something for them to check out. .
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@DemocraticWins @0liviajulianna You're way late. Already caved.
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@LibertyCappy I have the weirdest boner right now.
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@ShadowofEzra How convenient that it burnt down.
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@ImMeme0 @FBI Fucking sociopath
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@CausticSmegma @dead_at_sea @3YearLetterman @jhays003 @jody12729 @SenSanders Imagine choosing to call yourself “caustic smegma” then being so self unaware as to call anyone else pathetic.
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@KeithWoodsYT Let us Americans share one more philosophy from one of our historical greats. "They put one of ours in the hospital, we put one of theirs in the morgue.". Y'all need to take matters into your own hands. your government has abandoned you.
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@DefiyantlyFree Disgusting. Also let off the mayor of Dixon, IL. a very poor town. She embezzled $54M and it wasn't all recovered.
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@Sassafrass_84 They detach and go in search of a trans woman who needs them more than you do now.
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@TB1Kinobe Look at those straight seams. Both of them.
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@lavern_spicer @TiffMoodNukes Why is this unemployed twat still talking?. Wyoming told her very clearly to fuck on off.
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@CNviolations Translation - I'm a mentally ill dude. Reopen the asylums.
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@MattWallace888 Not this one
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@ImMeme0 Melania ain't playing this time. 😍😍.
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@JoaquinCastrotx @GovAbbott Then they should go through proper channels. I invite you to try sneaking into their countries and let us know what happens.
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@SecretaryPete Happy Toyotathon!. Hey Bootyjuice - you know Kwanzaa was invented by a communist. what other communist leanings do you have?.
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@CNviolations Gender studies doesn't count.
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@mmpadellan Not as embarrassing as being a junkie and selling your kids toys for crack.
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@SarahisCensored That dog knows exactly what he's doing 🤣.
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@incognitoStunna It's a nothing burger. You'll be disappointed. She passed a shot to another woman mouth to mouth.
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@ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan The worst president ever eulogizes the second worst, and junkie's finding secret messages from a talking potato. Yeah, the left really are all fucking retards.
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@CNviolations I'm pro cop. To a fault. Why the fuck did she draw?.
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@TheJoeySwoll That's only for dudes who pay!.
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@mmpadellan Aww, Junkie's mad that someone has their own thoughts. That's the leftist way. be 100% retarded or you're out!.
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@GavinNewsom Yet LA County still looks like Gaza. if you did indeed have all those tools, then you're an even bigger fucking idiot.
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@OliLondonTV My local 7-11 is out of SUV sized drones. ☹️.
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@OliLondonTV This is what mental illness looks like, in case you were wondering.
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@DefiantLs For fact's sake, Victor Shi is literally retarded.
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@CNviolations It's hard to stay relevant when your only two skills are having a famous daddy and fucking on video.
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@atensnut That's awesome, but what keeps Diaper Joe from pardoning her?
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@mmpadellan Are there even any charges left that haven't been dropped?. Justice. sanity. decency. It's all back on the menu, boys!. Happy Thanksgiving! Be sure to express gratitude to a Trump voter for saving you! ❤️
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@Matthewtravis08 lol. I love how you idiots just cannot grasp why you got pounded harder than Stormy Daniels blown-out O ring in November. Please continue doing this same shit so we can have 20 years of GOP winning.
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