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student ambassador @cowrywiseπ
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Joined June 2020
LEsbians will reject preek and end up using dildo. You dey allergic to beans but you dey chop MoiMoi.π.
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I need money to spoil some important people in my life.
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being called smart because you have a variety of information on different subjects but in reality it's all surface level intelligence and you don't feel like you're really good at anything.
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In uni, your financial status during examination period can heavily determine your results.
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Me: βi'm sorry for being so distant. β. also me: βdisappears againβ.
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After I cry, I get up & twerk.
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The second most foolish account after Ruth.
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My own na make I no get carryover,I don leave flying colors for Igbtq.
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If it was a Nigerian streamer people will say he is doing yahoo,enkr.π.
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Phone 100% charged. 5gb data. 3k for opay. light dey. Yesterday eba remain. No worry everywhere good!ππΏ.
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βIs this how you sleep in schoolβ.I don hear am tire.
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Oraimo power bank after two weeks.π.
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Fucc,this guy sell this account nisha.ππππππ.
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Independent ke? I depend on my parents like mad! Any small stress like this "Hello Mummy".π.
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For your own mental health, please don't get obsessed with someone you are not dating. This one no be advise. Na serious warning.
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i hope from july to december, our lives change for the better.
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All my thinking no pass how I go take make money and how I go take increase my gpa.π.
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I no forget anybody, I dey fight for my life first!.
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As long as the outcome is income. bring am come.
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Iβm going to be moving at a velocity of 5 pages per sec tonight. The goal is to have an idea.π.
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βI only speak to youβ .well that wasn't very 1,489,381 snap score of.you.
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Some Dey bomb. Some Dey trade. Some Dey play sporty. Some Dey ask girl her favounte colour. Anyhow Sha God is the Greatest.π.
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βHey, just wanted to check in and see how you're doingβ.-someone that left me traumatized.
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Bro,just dey cry.π
imagine say you give woman belle for this economy ππ.
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I don't view statuses that endanger my mental health, i mute them.
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Small puzzle you no fit do,your life don spoil.ππ.
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Verydarkman and the ngo officials right now:π
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My account balance is hurting my feelings.π.
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Born to say βmove bitchβ forced to say βsorry, excuse me?β.
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100 level student dey post "Nothing to chopβ.For 100 level, you fit complete the school so??.
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I'm at my happiest when I'm able to afford the things i want.
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Bad bitch syndrome passed the pawpaw vibe check. π
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You don slim o. You don fat o. You don fresh o. I no wan hear anything when we resume,make we just greet abeg.ππ.
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So make I turn my neck to copy from your work,Wetin go con do my steeze?π.
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If i tell you I don't have money believe it.Which one is a whole you?? Who you think say I be sef?.
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Omo if your parents dey for you, no use dem play oh.
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I go come house I no go fight with my mama ke?π.
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Financial stability no be 1 million naira o.π.
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Biggest Mystery in uni:.2.1gp, No carryovers. 3.5gp, 3 Carryovers.
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l have lost people and money this year, i just want my money back.
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me making fun of my own suffering so it doesn't look that serious.
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guiding is a lifestyle.guiding .guiding .guiding.guiding is a part of me.
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Only you crypto,betting, fraud,you go just d!e before your time.
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Nigeria school system is so poor especially university,I just used to pity computer science students imagine writing codes on a paper instead of laptops.
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Phone fully charged.Data 2.5GB.4k dey Opay.Light dey.Yesterday rice still remain.Everywhere good .π.
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Okay drop hi if you want to be added to the new group.π§π½ββοΈ.
I go like open another active gc,how do you feel about that?.
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Na money be man makeup. If you like go dey do pink lips.
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The longer the lash the dumber the babe is.πππΏ.
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Please do whatever you have to do to make sure that you never have to depend on anybody.
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Make Feminist just get problem with Danny,make timeline burst.ππ
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@the_Lawrenz Because kelvin played a serious role not jokes as usual. Everybody don dey serious with there lives now.ππ€πΏ.
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@eyanRonaldo1 Peller ke? Where e wan see am e wan tear acl be that. That one gat canβt composed sentence .π.
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If a man takes you to chicken republic for solo date una go start to dey shout,now you dey take yourself to chicken republic on solo date.ππ.
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Omo! Clothes don cost oo, if you like dey fake smile when babes carry your polo and joggers.π.
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You go touch money this month,if you believe retweet.β€οΈ.
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I just need money and peace. You guys can take all the girls.
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90% of TIMES a man is worried about money. And 89% of this money he is worried for is not even for himself.
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Phone 100% charged. 5gb data. 3k for opay. light dey. Yesterday eba remain. No worry everywhere good!ππΏ.
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I will ghost you and still view your story,idgaf.
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You school for 5 years you no see one babe,tell me how you wan see job?π.
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"money no go ever finish for your hand" na very very very valid prayer.
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Phone 100% charged. 5gb data. 3k for opay. light dey. Yesterday eba remain. No worry everywhere good!ππΏ.
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Which one be say If I no get 70% class attendance I no go do exam?.This school funny so now make I Dey panic Dey go 8am class?π.
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Everybody is going through 1 or 2 while Iβm here going through 36.π.
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Omoo we small account dey suffer gan o,tap in.π.
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open twitter.close twitter.life is boring.open twitter again.sigh.
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My guy don cop iPhone.πππππππππ
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Right after NYSC is then you'll realize you and your daddy have no connection.
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In all of this I donβt blame South Africans blame Ghanians.
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E get one crazy grind wey I wan do this July.π§βπ³.
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βyour face don scarce, broβ. Na only me know wetin I dey go through.
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If you are Nigerian donβt skip this post likeeee and retweet we are winning this thing!!!! Believe.#AFCONFinal
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Na only for my department we dey turn friends for exam period, but on a normal day pride wan finish everybody.We no like ourselves.πππ.
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Fun fact that guy wey wan go Sevilla stupidπ.Bro has quoted them more than 10 times.
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