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PR for a tech company. trustee for an art charity. writer. gemini. beach babe.

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@ismailosaurus
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And from my angle...
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Jodie after being bitten by a zombie
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‘28 DAYS LATER’ sequel ‘28 YEARS LATER’ will be set in Newcastle. Star Jodie Comer says she has been watching clips of Cheryl on ‘THE X-FACTOR’ with her dialect coach to prepare for the accent. ()
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@ismailosaurus
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3 years 🥰
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I used to find anonymous messages queer people have left in Pakistan ❤️🇵🇰 these are beautiful ✨
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@ismailosaurus
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bl*nd 🌎
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Accountants when they do their own finances:
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The girl from Bridge to Terabithia 5 seconds before dying:
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Met a South Asian gay man last night that said he didn’t go to a queer club night that was raising funds for Gaza because he “doesn’t understand how you can support people that are homophobic” and I couldn’t tell if he was Islamophobic/anti-Arab, or just stupid.
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@ismailosaurus
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Me saying thank you to the French waiter:
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@ismailosaurus
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And from my angle...
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Feeling incredibly emotional today 😭 From being a confused, scared child who was very ready to give up...to a proud bisexual, brown Muslim man, with my face on the huge screen in Piccadilly Circus, with the other @PrideInLondon volunteers 🏳️‍🌈 I’ve really come a long way ❤️☺️
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Thank you to our incredible team of volunteers - without whom Pride in London would not be possible. We are thankful for you and your work every single day. Keep supporting one another. Postponed but still United! 💖 #YouMeUsWe
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@bokhari_abraiz I really appreciate the good motivations behind this tweet, but women shouldn't have to be guarded. Being 'guarded' insinuates weakness, being caged off from opportunity, and perhaps even being trapped. Women are humans, with strength, ambition and endless potential.
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@ismailosaurus
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1 year
Someone’s hacked O2 Priority and is stealing people’s card details!!!! They’re advising people to exit the Beyonce queue now before your details are stolen for fraud!!
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@ismailosaurus
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3 years
@nilofarnx “Normalising” like gay muslims haven’t existed for 1400 years 😭
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@ismailosaurus
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2 years
a story in four parts: my brother accidentally drunk texting our *extended* pakistani muslim family’s group chat
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@ismailosaurus
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4 years
Happy Bisexual Awareness Week 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇮🇳 love is love, regardless of what language you speak! ❤️
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@ismailosaurus
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4 years
@bokhari_abraiz I also want to emphasise that the first female Muslim, Khadija, was a successful merchant who employed Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H). She was the one who proposed marriage to him, and when he said he didn't have the financial means to support her, she said she didn't need him to!
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@ismailosaurus
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3 years
@yessi_siyes @ventura_college of course they’d have a professor that hates deaf people 🙄 honestly not surprised. Ventura College has a long-standing problem with ableism AND racism. Google it :(
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@ismailosaurus
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4 years
@domcspears but...the original is better? the whole point is it’s supposed to be campy lol
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@ismailosaurus
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4 years
If these boys had survived, they would’ve been about 60 years old today. Their murderers are still alive, probably with families and grandchildren of their own. Racism is ingrained into Western civilisation.
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@iam_z_ This is ridiculous. Marriage is about compromise, NOT catering to your husband's every whim and desire.
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@ismailosaurus
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6 years
@deaddilf69 "JUST LIKE ANNE"
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2 years
literally only came into the office for the air-con 🥵
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@ismailosaurus
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5 years
I’m never going to be grateful for being ‘allowed to live in the UK’. This is my country through and through. It’s my ancestors’ country through and through too. They lived in British-colonised India, and went to schools run by Christian nuns. This is MY country, boys and girls.
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@ismailosaurus
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4 years
brown boys do it better 😤😌💯🇵🇰
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3 years
beach boy ☀️
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3 years
24 and happy and hot and blessed !!
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4 years
@MartinDaubney Not going to have a white man decide whether the UK is racist or not. She is the victim of constant vitriol and racist abuse - online, offline and in the media. Doesn’t sound like a “charmed” life to me, Martin Daubney.
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2 months
Too much poppers and drinking, not enough critical thinking. Another reminder that even queer people of colour cannot escape ignorance or idiocy! How can you be *fine* with genocide??
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5 years
@AmaturRahman @JaiBoy @garamchaiii Yes, the person who quote tweeted this seems to care, as well as everyone in their replies lol... mind your business 🙃
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4 years
🍋
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4 years
Happy Pakistani Independence Day 🇵🇰
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3 years
that’s hot xoxo
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🐅
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I’ve…just been accepted to Oxford to do a masters in creative writing??? God is good! 😭❤️
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@deaddilf69 Same energy
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3 years
my necklace says gemini
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Scarlett Johansson
@jasebyjason
Jason Okundaye
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Who will be playing Oprah in Season 10 of The Crown?
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that’s my shit, that’s my wave 🥵
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hmm .. i really took summer 2019 for granted
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Juice
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@jasebyjason Not her saying
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@ismailosaurus
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4 years
Your uni doesn’t matter. Neither does your degree. What DOES matter is your work experience, skills, and ability to ace an interview 🤷🏽‍♂️
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4 years
I am crying!! 😭😂 Just reading through my old CV from when I was 16, and under work experience I put “part-time model” I WAS NEVER A MODEL!!!! That was just the same year I signed up for Instagram!! 💀
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💡
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💥💥💥
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@humbleakh1 A space where they feel safe and secure. I don't see a problem.
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@ismailosaurus
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4 years
fell down the stairs and my phone accidentally took this photo! 💀
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@dsgnrtingz She rly said “ooh- queen...”
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anyone call for a lifeguard?
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@ismailosaurus
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5 years
Everyone: we want an album!!! Rihanna: ok *gives us a photo album*
@rihanna
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Over 5 years in the making... happy to finally share this collection of incredible memories. Thanks to all of the photographers & artists that contributed & to @phaidon for working with me to publish my first piece of art in a new industry! pre-order on 📚
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my son is the handsomest boy!! 🐶❤️
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@SkyNews
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Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg's cage fight set to take place in 'epic location'
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💕🇵🇰✨🙏🏽🌞
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@reizzla 🙈🙊👀😍🤠
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thinking
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Throwback to uni when my parents came to visit and my dad had to climb onto my roof and bang on my bedroom window because I was having a really hardcore nap and couldn’t hear them at the door 💀😭
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@ismailosaurus
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@El_Hunto Not to be dramatic but the Prophet Muhammad was literally Hazrat Khadija’s employee before they got married? Everyone in the Arab world, even 1400 years ago, intermingled. Segregation is a modern concept.
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Eid Mubarak all the way from Peshawar, Pakistan 😊🇵🇰
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Professor Michael Abram at @ventura_college , why are you attacking a deaf student?? He teaches Human Anatomy and Physiology but is being cruel to a student with a physiological problem?? 🙄 some people just shouldn’t go into teaching...
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@ismailosaurus
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4 years
accidentally dropped my phone on my morning run, and a squirrel took this photo of me 😅 #candid
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@jasebyjason It’s this. Don’t embarrass yourself again 🙄
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#Top4of2019 can you tell im a summer baby? 🌞
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@ismailosaurus
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Guys, I'm not exaggerating when I say I'm a DEEP sleeper. My parents came to see me in Leicester but I was sleeping SO HARD that my dad had to climb up to my window and bang on my window for 20 minutes to wake me up so that I could let them in!!!
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@ismailosaurus
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Ramadan was hard enough spiritually this time around, but I don’t even have the energy to celebrate Eid because of the violence happening around the world right now. Palestine. Afghanistan. It’s really messed with my soul.
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thinking about when I was buying like 8 protein yoghurt pots at Tesco and the older south asian checkout man starting shouting “yoghurt party yoghurt party yoghurt party!!” and hysterically laughing. I was humiliated!!!!! 😭😭
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@ismailosaurus
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2021 is already paw-fect! 🐶
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@ismailosaurus
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Going through my old files and I found this letter I wrote to myself just over 5 years ago, days before I first came out....feels so strange reading this again ❤️
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listening to chemtrails over the country club and... how can someone so problematic be so talented? 😭 god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers ✋🏽😔
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4 years
Bringing this back because-
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🌊☀️🌊☀️🌊
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@ismailosaurus
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This tweet inspired me to decline being an organ donor 😌 thank you so much ❤️ so inspiring 🙏🏼
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☀️
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9 years
How weird is it that you're literally only on chapter 4 of your mid-sized life novel. You haven't even met most of the characters yet
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thats on periodt luv x
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@ZedLDN I really hope Allah touches your heart and makes you a better man. Ameen.
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4 years
um chile, anyways so
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Asian and Arab Muslims have such an elementary understanding of racism it’s embarrassing 🙃 I implore you to listen to black people in the Muslim community. It’s NOT as simple as saying “all people are equal in the eyes of Allah!” 👏🏽 Muslims need to unpack their internal racism
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@Jinks_7 The funniest thing about this tweet is that Kamille is actually peng. But you could be any of the 6 poor lads in your profile pic and let’s be honest - no one’s exactly good looking... 🥴
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@ismailosaurus
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3 years
@AnumSNP To all the white/non-Pakistani people saying “who cares?” .... I care! I would be nervous to wear my traditional Pakistani clothes outside the safety of my home. I know people who’ve had comments and abuse hurled at them in recent years just for wearing this out.
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@ismailosaurus
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5 years
I’ll never forget when I was in the library at uni and my friend left me for a minute, and a pen exploded in my mouth and I basically sat there with my mouth full of blue I nk until my friend came back lmao
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@ismailosaurus
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7 years
As someone who's worked in the library sector for the last 4 years, I cannot stress enough just how important libraries are as cultural hubs, points of refuge, and the heart of the community.
@defendtheten
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Let's make 2018 the year to say loudly & clearly that our communities need libraries to thrive.
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4 years
good vibes 📀
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4 years
now that’s real real realllllll
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@bintabii So you would rather sit back, relax, while a political party that oppresses you comes into power? May Allah guide you.
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4 years
jumping on the #BiMenExist bandwagon x
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1 year
Nicki Minaj has reportedly turned down an offer to perform at the coronation of King Charles III. In a statement, she said: “You could be the king but watch the Queen conquer.”
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@nellonthemelon They’re only called fancams if they have fans luv xx
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5 years
A story in four parts:
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i’ve been having a really tough week but at least the moon still shines rly bright and the sun will rise tomorrow and i’ll get to hug my dog in the morning and walk to work on my two healthy legs and i’m going to fill my lungs with air and i get to be alive
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@ismailosaurus
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3 years
Bella from Twilight:
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@ismailosaurus
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5 years
Hey guys 😉 Don’t forget to 👀 REGISTER TO VOTE 👄 so that you can slip a sexy ballot 👅 in a sexy box 😩 and change the future 😈 of this naughty country 🇬🇧
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@ismailosaurus
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that’s just how we do it ✨
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@jasebyjason @FaberBooks and we *WILL* be preordering!! 👏🏽
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