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your friendly neighbourhood fluff author. I lurk in your walls and occasionally whisper affirmations like a friendly pest
pronouns? guess!
Joined October 2022
@SandwichLord690 Don't you DARE cite dark magic to me, peasant, I was there when it was WRITTEN
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@TheOneSaltine I cant believe people are taking that account serious in the replies😭😭😭 HIS NAME IS RICHARD STROCHER.RICHARD STROKER.WHAT'S A NICKNAME FOR RICHARD??? /lh.
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@mellohibench Bro opened up his heart, processed likely reasons for his struggles and immediately made a cocaine joke.
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@hollysunflowers HOLY SHIT HOLLY.NO BUT IMAGINE HE ACCIDENTALLY DROPS ENOUGH HINTS FOR THE HEROES TO REALIZE HE'S A REALLY SCARED KID, SO NEXT TIME HE DOES IT, IT BACKFIRES. He trills his normal 'scared, flock, help'.But instead of backing away because of instincts, the heroes close in. .
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@corpseyreads I love that tommy, instead of being a dumb child, just stares into your soul for a bit before uncontrollably spouting off your biggest secret. He just: O~O . you're a control freak and every time something goes awry you spend the next year micromanaging to compensate.
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@shadowsails Villains instinctively responding to the tired dad voice is officially my aesthetic .Phil: I'm gonna count to three and you better have everything put back where you found it.Thief: huh?.Phil: one. Theif, scrambling to put everything back: IM SORRY DONT TELL MOM.
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Having a bad day? No you're not. Accidental dadbur exists, in the raccoon shifter variety. Pillow pet is out now!.(Check replies)
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@lockergirl_ Or tommy just occasionally bites him because he can get away with it. Just for funzies. Like.W:toms i thought you were a mouse the other day and then it almost bit my finger off, so i called the exterminator.T: wow, that mouse sounds really coo- WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY.
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@hollysunflowers !.onlookers and reporters watch in a curious version of horror as the heroes encompass the frozen villain, hiding him in their wings. Tommy doesn't know what to do, he's used to roughness, but now he's surrounded with gentle touches and trills promising safety, he short circuits.
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@hollysunflowers Witnesses leave, not sure if they feel more heartwarmed or confused. If anyone notices the winged shadow that starts following the three heroes a few months after that interaction. nobody mentioned it.
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Me? Writing an unconventional dadbur fic??. No, you have the wrong guy. In other news, i wrote something new (check it out)
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@saturniines Google docs spellcheck has always been shit, always checking for one grammatical structure despite that being the most passive writing style on planet earth.I can't count the times I've had a finished product with red lines underneath the best parts.
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@zeracrops He already had like a whole stream/essay prepared for explaining why kick is shit, now he's just answering short lmao.
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@SHHSRK This movie taught me about how being sheltered can make you believe unrealistic things as a kid, and broke me out of a cycle that my parents were trying to put me through.Bolt is the only movie ever /pos.
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@postingslime No goo goobie is funny no matter the context because it never had context in the first place
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@cabinetduo Waitwaitwait hear me out, he starts to try to explain himself and it's basically just him going "guys i have bills and no time for morals, is this not the best job for paying you back? You're getting hero money.".
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Something Something Something alien dadbur au, something Something fluff.And Something about shrek i think
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@TheOneSaltine The right one is definitely the fizzy drink with the bubbles on the bottom so that means ill chug the left one!.
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@waffelhauss @No7Sammy A trans woman started the stonewall riots that leaded to gay rights in the us.
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@GeebMinister I had a tic where I'd shout "bus!" Whenever i saw public transportation and it took my mates several months to realize that it was a tic and not just me being goofy.
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@Ivjytwt You think that's weird? I was a fan of soothouse and found wilbur's music, and then lovejoy, and then learned he was friends with technoblade. In that order.
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Man, what if m3gan happened but instead it was dadbur fluff?.That would be crazy. Nobody would write that, it's just insane.Anyways here's softie.(Check replies)
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@jallieae Tommy: hello I'll be your medium today, and the hipster beanstalk here will be around to keep your medium from turning into a large. issue, that is.
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@FractalFiction_ Techno knows people wrote him as a warrior and a strength incarnate, and thought it was cool, I'd assume he shared those stories with him as well.
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@simpingboisinc @AmeliaDoo He tells himself it was to give the effect of being a human and keep his definitely well-kept secret, but when he does it again when she knows about it, he realizes he just liked the attention and kindness.
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Dadbur enjoyers, how are we feeling tonight? Are we feeling like reading a storm fic? .My new short oneshot Words Don't matter is out now!.(Check replies)
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@thefloatie If i find out tommyinnit read my fics I'd delete all my socials tbh.I don't even write uncomfortable shit, I just would rather the internet swallow me whole.
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Dinner's ready!.Fresh dadbur, get it while it's hot!.The poll declared that the people want origins instincts, so here's Feels like home!.Enjoy! (Check replies)
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JUST KIDDING short dadbur fic out now!.Dadbur enjoyers, come get a healthy snack before you get back to waiting for that stream to happen!.Now introducing my bite-sized dadbur fic, somniphobia.
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@corpseyreads Tommy, standing in the doorway:.○▪︎○ you will die in 30 days. Random woman: kid- how do you get in my house? Where are your parents?.
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@mathanlin i like when sbi is craft and Tommy just doesn't have a last name.but people think it's some version of innit bc thats how he shares his name ."What's your name?"."well it's Tommy, innit?".
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@lovanXart @losingallchill I have a feeling that they lost control over charlie as a character when ranboo beat him in the first episode, and they used a content filter for the second!.When the screen went red and he started screaming, i think that's what actually was happening, he was just himself there.
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@BigPapaChapaII @MawileMage @vitaminchex @Requisitys Exposing yourself to demographics outside of your usual "comfort zone" is clinically proven to benefit childhood development, preventing many ignorant beliefs (hard to hold racist stereotypes to heart when your childhood best friend was a poc, for example) and promoting empathy.
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I caved and wrote dadbur again, this time, Tommy needs a nap!.Enjoy!.(Check replies)
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@waffelhauss @No7Sammy . the stonewall riots? Or the woman who started them by throwing a brick at a cop, the one with actual pictures of her participation?.
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@viarotea I love neopolitan trio being horrible liars to get mumza and dadza together this is the air I need to live.
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@hellobeauzo It wasn't worded in the best way but at the same time, mentioning it everywhere isn't really going to help anyone. Asking someone who's not spoken on global events before to speak now, and getting mad when they dont, feels really backhanded.Like other beliefs, yelling until they+.
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@arewephilyet Maybe they mean they're separating the character from the person, like fics? It could be something that sounded good in their head that just doesn't make sense to someone who's not having the same thought process.
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@brnerdream Stage 1, denial. I vaguely recall him throwing s massive fit over q blatantly ignoring him. Anyways, stream genloss!
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@tododokii_alt wilbur soot is his stage name for his solo act, while he's just will gold when in a band, where he's not the only one in the spotlight.
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He's in your walls. Welcome to my third submission for #MTMevent! With alien sbi and feral human Tommy, i hope you enjoy some Humans are Space Ogres trope with a lot of dadbur! It's a bit short but i still enjoyed writing it. Without further delay, meet Achoo!
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@ellielovested They're the siblings that never get to see each other but always get along. Slime works night shift but they always talk in the kitchen at midnight while eating cheese and pondering existential questions (they sound existential at the time, but they sound silly to a rested person.
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@protonpixie Rome wasn't built in a day. bUT IT WILL BE DESTROYED BY SUNSET, GIVE ME MY LIGHTER.
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@honatism_ Almost all of the followers have minor in the bio and i can only hope to god that they're trap accounts/sting operation type deals.
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@BigPapaChapaII @MawileMage @vitaminchex @Requisitys Children arent likely to meet all of these demographics in their hometown.Hell, embarrassingly enough, i was homophobic when i first got online (i was young, tbf). That changed as i met people online and realized they weren't at all what the church said they'd be like.
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@Thierrythinks I still think i designed better merch in five minutes if im gonna be completely honest
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@cabinetduo Bonus if big q quickly realizes tubbo is so incredibly broken and decides to give free therapy to the kid in return for the best (and least conventional) life-saving training anyone could receive from a mentor.
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@Falling_Fork I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR HOW YOU GOT ON MY TIMELINE BUT THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH.
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@jallieae @lockergirl_ Its not unwelcomed either! It's even warmer than the fireplace and since he's so young in dog form, many of the hounds fuss over him when he wakes up confused, and he secretly likes the attention.
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@EdmundSmirk Typically what guys see as a "sure" is an awkward laugh "yeah".Which, seen from a non-desperate pov, looks like a solid "I dont feel safe saying no, but i want to".
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@Chico_des_Galos @Sillyyveon "Everyone goes through this" .Hi, uh, no? I think you've got some repression going on.
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CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE, THEY PUT ME IN AN OUT FIT. IT WAS A GLOUTFIT. THE GLOUTFIT MADE ME CRAZY. CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE-
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@thatcooolartist He does have a point, but i think in the moment he worded it wrong.What i heard was:."I'm not qualified to speak about this, i stream games for a living while there's people out there who make it their life's mission to stop the genocide. Please listen to them, not me".
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@waffelhauss @No7Sammy The riots literally raised awareness for police brutality to the queer community, and is quite literally considered to be the only thing that started the chain reaction to gay rights being in the conversation, rather than lavender/beard couples.
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Today it is my pleasure to share with you the first #MtMevent submission for me and @soyelodie. It's already a blast working with my partner and I cannot wait for the next song.Please welcome Whispers of Safety to the dadbur collection!
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@RAlNBEAUPHIGHT . trauma exists???? Twitter doesnt censor gore, like, at all. It's easier to mute the topics and follow reliable news networks that sre regulated and trained to tell you what each article contains instead of tossing a picture of a child with half their head missing among memes.
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@FractalFiction_ HEAD EMPTY WILBUR IS THE BEST WILBUR.HE IS A VERY CONFUSED WET CAT AND I WILL FIGHT TO KEEP HIM THAT WAY
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@SNUFFGURLL2 @KassieKorne13 @SHSKLOVEBOT I understand you're coming from a good place but this feels a lot like those arguments like "you're hungry? Someone's starving" or "you're sad? Someone's burying their family".Pain is relative, if Someone's having an intense reaction to an event, they are allowed to avoid it.
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ever thought about adoption, but been deterred by all the paperwork and inspections and legal hoops?.welcome to a brand new episode of life hacks with wilbur! 'social workers hate this one trick!' is out now!
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@Maramooox_ @Ranboosaysstuff @ranaltboo You're basically an investor at this point, they should take your ideas seriously.
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@mathanlin His first response being dragging Tommy into the ocean is perfect for the Secretly Socially Awkward techno agenda and I love it.
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@thelorebitch As someone who watched him before the qsmp- I dont know how to explain that he said a *lot* before 2017. Like, a lot of bad things. It took a while, but he has apologized and actively worked to improve himself. He's going to therapy and is learning how to consider others' +.
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