@timecaptales @CollinRugg He's actually there to guard the restroom for possible explosions.

@ABSCBNNews PNoy left the country in a better shape than your lazy ass father. Your father and his Chinese cronies did so much damage to the Philippines. Shut up, you moron.

@FeelLikeDrew The guy who was +15

@MaskedInLA Why is Kessler avoiding Zubac?

@statmuse Let's revisit this asinine take in a few months.

@USAmbPH She was a college classmate of your fellow Arkansan, Pres. Bill Clinton at Georgetown. However, Bill Clinton was a better president than her.

@ABSCBNNews This is probably the first time most Filipinos heard of curling.

@BizzGotNext @TheHateCentral HateCentral is only here to hate coz he got nothin' better to do.

@tina_close @dieworkwear @PeteHegseth A warrior? He can't even throw an axe properly.

@PeteHegseth @SecDef Only one person in that photo almost killed another person because he's a moron.

@TheKevinDalton In-N-Out is building an eastern territory office in Tennessee but is NOT leaving California. They are moving from Irvine to Baldwin Park where they started the business. The Snyder family who owns In-N-Out is fully entrenched in Southern California.

@N1Warhead @SpanishBaptist @interesting_aIl Jai Alai

@showtimeluka Luka's only played two games so far and haven't had much practice with his new teammates because of their schedule. Redick still trying to figure out how to coach this team with Luka in it which is something he never thought he would have to figure out before the trade. Lame take

@TIME All these bots in the comments with blue checkmarks saying it's the vaccine is highly amusing.

@newswatchplusph @bylancemejico

@CowboyFan0408 @KingSmoove009 @jovanbuha Don't lump all Laker fans with that one moron.

@News5PH Oh, tapos?

@Tripleniine @UTDAlex8 That's not what he asked you. LOL.

@ABSCBNNews Accurate headline

@inquirerdotnet @dempseyreyesINQ Ang tamad talaga nyang mga Dutae mag trabaho. Like father, like daughter.