woke up this morning and the only thought on my mind was an idea for a jeopardy round where the question is 'what is the opposite of down dog' and the contestant would answer 'what is up dog'
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Wearing my long johns and I am on the subway pondering and I wonder what if a beautiful women says Owen please have sex with me and I say ok but then we get to her home and then I have to take off my long Johns awkwardly - joyce
The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands.
Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side! 🤣
GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.
We have some news to share concerning the future of the band. Please read on for information on upcoming shows, but it seems right to pass on this message from Isaac first
It’s one thing for it to happen at college but it’s truly pitiful to walk into the kitchen at 2pm as you are just waking up and your entire family has been doing things since like 8