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⚠Explicitly satirical! Accidentally entered a twitterverse and have made myself home since then. /FUB free/No DM/.

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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
10 years
Some people walk into your life simply to walk out.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
10 years
A moment of silence for those awesome tweets which went unnoticed
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
11 years
I don't get what my heart wants me to do
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
9 years
I love the smell of an old book.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
10 years
Two types of people: One that creates happiness wherever they go. Other that creates happiness whenever they go.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
11 years
Over thinking leads to Over thinking
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
1 year
#TULUNI greetings to my Sumi Community. Food alone isn't a part of our festival but ornaments and attire as well. #Achiku #Achixathi #Achipu #Achipa
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
Tuluni platter. Home cooked.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
8 years
People: Tell me something about you. Me: I'm boring.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
11 years
Among these random cliches,some truth lingers
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Cake because it's my birthday. 🎉
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3 years
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
All must learn to cook because someday if you end up alone and hungry, PhD in sexism isn't going to feed y'all. ...also don't say, you'll order food!
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
11 years
My mind tricks my heart all the time yet my heart chooses to forgive
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
The kind of view where you had to stop to enjoy the beauty. #Nagaland
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
1 year
Ladies, if your husband is being weirdly nice, he's probably hanging out with his boys later.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
"Dear neighbours, please return my container after I share the curry with y'all." Sincerely, Your tupperware aunty.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Finally, i managed to come up with a surrealistic sketch and a touch of doodle; "time stood still as the pandemic reigned" I nominate @Little__sumi @Jongpong123 @ElsaGrace14 for a doodle or surrealist art.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
8 years
My usual lie: "It was nice talking to you".
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Dear YouTubers, stop saying "subscribe to your channel and hit the bell icon for notification " as an intro to your every video, if your content is worth it we will follow without any hesitation. First be genuine and keep the business secondary.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
The last glimpse of crimson sunset. View of Doyang from Longkhum Village, Mokokchung. #Nagaland #Mokochung
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Talking with a small minded people will end up into a debate where you'll be the loser.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
That awkward eye contact with your dentist while your mouth is wide open.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Have you ever felt so awkward that you had to constantly brief about your background and State whenever you introduce yourself? Yes, because I'm from Northeast India whose rich culture, history and geography are ignorant by many. #NorthEastMatter #Achapterfornortheast
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
Also, most of you might still be on the bed but I'm done cooking.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Never underestimate the warning sign given by your intuition.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
I use to think everything is beautiful. Well, now it's beautifully decaying.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Dinner at Tizu River. #Nagaland #Wanderlust
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
1 year
At Chiechamiapfü Mechü Krotho, 1st Jhum Fair cum Chiecha Licha (6th&7th Sept 2023) May God continue to bless Chiechama with a bountiful harvest every year. #Nagaland #Chiechama
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
When you don't want your enemy to track you.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
I bet I won't even get 200 comments but yes 500 it is.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
I envy those people who could sleep away effortlessly.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
11 months
I didn't post today's sunset sky picture on any social media account, will the society still accept me?
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
"I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do....
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Don't underestimate people with less words, quiet people are actually keen observers.
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Ira Murumi
3 years
Be grateful to others where it is due.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
Making fake plans to avoid real plans with people.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
When the branding goes wrong.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
11 years
How do I make typos unfollow me??
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Life of a village kid, such a cutie pie. Couldn't resist myself from taking her picture. Took permission from her mom btw.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
10 years
An old music is an old friend that never leaves.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Even if it doesn't profit me in any way, I will always appreciate people who are genuine.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Nature never cease to astonish us. #EcosystemRestoration #EnvironmentDay2021 View from the highest altitude (Luvishe Village under Aghunato Sub-division) in Zunheboto district. The village in the foothills of Mt. Saramati.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
Agreeing with people just to avoid conversations.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
Therapeutic Venture into the wild. #YemisheVillageZunheboto #TizuRiver #Nagaland
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
Home is where you're just too comfortable to miss anyone.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
Can't, busy acting busy.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
People be like, don't take it to heart after breaking your heart.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
Everyone needs to get equal attention, please start promoting poor kids with talents.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
Pro tip for girls: Marry a man who can give you a good massage and won't complain about it.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
Peeps who talk so much negative about our own Nagaland. I just want you to know that we are a part of it and we're all accountable to what it is and will become. We're on this together, bruh!
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Ira Murumi
3 years
I have the bestest parents and the bestest siblings in these whole wide world and not forgetting the best husband, I truly love them all to bits. I ain't dying, this isn't a goodbye tweet but we ought to appreciate what we have. 💕
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Ira Murumi
3 years
Pen isn't mighter than sword. Pen don't win battles and swords don't write poetry. Mighty is the hand that knows when to pick the pen and when to pick the sword. -Anonymous
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Vlogging isn't for everyone, Some of us are wise enough to understand the cringy-ness we release though our post.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
"BE KIND" It's not rocket science!
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
(27th October) Today's pinned tweet: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me and @Vi____oo who shares the same birthday with me. May God bless us abundantly. 🎉 🎉
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Ira Murumi
3 years
Everyone make mistakes; As long as they don't repeat it, we ought to forgive.
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Ira Murumi
2 years
Pride pulls you down.
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3 years
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
I'm that kinda person who'd definitely call you back and pray you wouldn't answer.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
10 years
When someone ask me; where have you been all these days? Me: Hiding from you.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
I don't think I'll ever remove a mask even if the pandemic gets over some day.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
1 year
Don't say you're being straightforward when you're actually being rude. There's a difference.
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Ira Murumi
5 years
Moment of silence for people who joined twitter this year-2020.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
So introverted that i use fake profile while ordering online stuffs.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
Rise your hand if you ain't progressing in life. Yes, me too.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
My younger self would be mad for all the dreams I've buried.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
How weird are you? I use cloth pins for clipping the papers and paper clips for clutching my hairs and hair pins for stabbing people.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
"Give thanks to the LORD for He is good: His love endures forever." Psalm 107:1
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Ira Murumi
4 years
This picture of our Hon'ble Advisor, School Education, @KtSukhalu engaging in a conversation with an old lady by the roadside warms the soul. Not only did he humbly stop by, but in a kind gesture, he also bestowed her a generous amount. True spirit of holidays summed up in a pic.
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Ira Murumi
3 years
What more pain than having to leave home for survival. #Afganisthan
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Ira Murumi
2 years
What is so priceless that you wouldn't trade for any thing in this world? *curious*
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
Why do we have to DM to know the price? If you're selling something, just put the price on it already, or are you people a little less confident about your Naga price?
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Ira Murumi
3 years
It won't count as hospitality if you talk about the guests after they left. Likewise, you're not generous or kind if you still expect appreciation or brag about it after helping someone.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
Life is short, don't shorten it even more by driving recklessly.
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Ira Murumi
2 years
No doubt, dogs are special but animal lovers are way too partial towards dogs.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
The good thing about living alone is, you don't have to cook everyday.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
11 years
Time is precious so I spend it with people i like
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
One day if I die, my post mortem report will show STRESS as a cause of death.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
I want to go back to college. There, I've said it!
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Also my anxiety made me tweet this; It's MASK not MAAKS!!
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
Been betrayed by people whom I've know forever and been supported and encouraged by someone I met yesterday. So literally, time has nothing to do about trust and loyalty, it's about one's integrity.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
11 years
Why silent killer?? Because Nobody will plan a murder shouting or screaming
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
I am strictly against people chewing tobacco and spitting like they own every corners and walls.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Judging from my tweets I'm a mean person. What about you?
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Ira Murumi
4 years
I have the best siblings in the world, we all just mind our own bussiness and we know when to connect. Period.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
6 years
No time and energy to impress people. You like me or not, either way I'm fine.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
Are we even friends if we don't roast each other?
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Ira Murumi
4 years
My house is like a boys hostel. Period.
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Ira Murumi
2 years
They called it madness before art was produced.
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Ira Murumi
3 years
The right form of penance one can do is to be a better person.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
6 years
You can't disguise yourself from someone who already knows too much about you.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
People who don't follow you yet always check out your fleet: Who are they and where do they come from?
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
4 years
Do you know that, some people are too stingy to share recipes. Yes! True.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
1 year
Grateful to God for another new chapter! Also, #PinkFloyd cake, bc why not?? It's my #Birthday !
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
3 years
My cousin who's in class 5 follows Kim kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Gigi Hadid on his Instagram account.🤦🏻When i was his age I was collecting colorful pens.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
2 years
Wasting food should be made illegal.
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
Is it the twitter that is addictive or the people in it? *Asking for all of us.*
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@ira_murumi
Ira Murumi
7 years
Having a social life is such a distraction. *ignores people* . . *opens twitter* . . *starts being socially twitter.*
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Ira Murumi
3 years
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