Mr. Plow
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Didn’t the first one go 410 to right center?
Yoshinobu Yamamoto threw 19 straight strikes to begin his outing
No Dodgers has done that since pitch-tracking data began in 2000
(via
@MLBStats
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If I was a Dbacks fan and lived in Phoenix, I’d be at every game
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@AccountingMangr
@barstoolsports
Dude is hammered and probably trying to get somebody to help who knows what they’re doing 🤷🏽♂️
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@SportsCenter
Whether he is right or wrong, believing a guy who makes over $100m a year with endorsements understands what you or anybody else is going through is wild
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Imagine starting beef with another team, then proceeding to go 0-5 with multiple blowouts and they no hit you 😂😂😂
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Merrill plays every night. Skenes has played in 8 games?
Henry Rowengartner walked so they could run.
Who's your Rookie of the Year pick?
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Bob Melvin’s team knocked two of these guys out of the playoffs
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Dodger fans calling the padres broke but they can only afford $2m a year to Ohtani…. Lmfao
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Dodger fans Love Joe Kelly for shit he did last night but turn around and call Manny Machado a dirty player
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Keep making excuses. We’re missing Yu, Joe and Tatis, we were missing Manny and Xander. Wandy Peralta hasn’t been himself all year. That’s fucking baseball. 3.5GB in the division Aug 1st… I’m super happy. Let’s go get that division
The Dodgers lead in the NL West is down to 4.5 games...is there cause for concern?
#MLBCentral
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Hold up… a short series doesn’t count as a real sweep? But a 60 game season counts as a real championship? Interesting
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Over the narrative that the padres “had” to get rid of Hader, Snell, and Soto. Snell wanted a $40m a year contract so they let him walk. Soto missed team meetings and bus times consistently. Hader refused to do anything the team asked other than pitch the 9th. They don’t fit here
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Holy shit! Driving into work this morning, this is not what I expected to see in an industrial park in rural Spokane
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Once again, Paul Skenes has 0 home runs this year meanwhile Jackson Merrill has given up less runs this season
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Pirates went into series with AZ-SD-LA-SD with playoff hopes and came out with 1 win if this score holds. Holy fuck
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@wegoticezo
Dude what? That ball is closer to being a homerun than it is to the infield dirt
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I didn’t know the Dodgers intentionally walked irrelevant Players
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Fernando enshrined in Dodger stadium will never get old
Fernando Tatis Jr. has a plaque in Dodgers Stadium honoring a 467ft TANK he hit out of the park 🤯
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So last year’s NLCS team is adding Xander Bogarts and Fernando Tatis Jr.
is that good?
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This angle is insane. Baseball is hard
Yu Darvish, Front Door 95mph Two Seamer (home plate view)
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As an FYI, The padres have won 6 post season games and 2 series in the last two seasons. The dodgers have won 1 post season game and 0 series in the last two seasons
Dodgers look cooked. At least I’m ready for my Halloween party.
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Never forget this is who Papa Pete was
Padres owner Peter Seidler went to Arizona for Tatis’ season debut and he was just vibing with fans in the crowd
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The dude that cried like a bitch when Profar walked his team off just did that?! 😂😂😂
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Holy shit… once again, Livvy’s Boyfriend isn’t doing this shit. That’s for sure
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Chargers Raiders was so cool when it was SD vs Oakland. Now it’s Inglewood vs Vegas and it feels 10000000x less gritty
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Manny Machado has been hitting somewhere around .700 since
@DavePalet
called him out for “not hustling”
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Jackson Merrill has given up 0 homeruns this year. MLB golden boy Paul Skenes can’t say the same
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Fuck Nick Martinez? Seriously you clowns? 1. It was a club option that was declined. 2. When he came back, they promised him he’d start, he was solid. When they needed bullpen help, he went back to the pen and pitched wherever and whenever. He was the anti-Hader. THANK YOU NICK
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@eponymous
@redditships
I feel like they should both take the financial hit so $25k for those 6 months seems reasonable. Then they both lose $25 out of it 🤷🏽♂️
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I’ll post this again… but why were the 4 kids stabbed and killed at the University of Idaho not given any publicity? Was it because it wasn’t an AR-15? Was it because they weren’t athletes? Maybe because they weren’t at a gay bar? It happened this week. 0 national publicity
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Padres Social media would have been brutal to Tony Gwynn
I don't want Luis Arraez on the team next year. He's a liability we would be better if Solano was our DH
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Underrated part of this blowout, getting deep into the Braves pen before a double header tomorrow
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I’ll get an Eric Hosmer tattoo on my ass if he wins MVP
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Padres are 4-2 in World Series games this season. Is that good?
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Rent free. I thought the giants were their “real rivals” yet they’re talking shots at the Padres during the giants dodgers game 🤷🏽♂️
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Why wasn’t he allowed to simply wash his hands and grab a new glove like everybody else?
Robert Suarez just got ejected after a substance check by the umpires 😬
(via
@BallySportsFL
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Lost in this, is that Profar took his timeout to let the white Will Smith talk and I think that’s hilarious
The benches clear in LA after Jurickson Profar took exception to this inside pitch
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Padres are 9-1 in their last 10. That’s the run we’ve been begging for. You love to see it
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Arraez playing hurt. Manny hurt. Xander hurt. Darvish hurt. Joe hurt. About to get swept by the angels. This sucks
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@CodifyBaseball
It’s always been that way. You are taught as the pitcher to still throw the pitch
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RIP to the bullpen catcher
All the angles from Camilo’s very first run in the spotlight 🔦
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I wish Soto was this good as a padre 😪
YOU PUT 600 MILLION DOLLARS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF JUAN SOTO AND SCOTT BORAS AFTER THE GAME AND MAKE THEM SAY NO
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Show me a 10 minute highlight reel of what Livvy’s boyfriend has done this season and I promise you it’s not this impressive
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Actually, the World Series is the World Series. Try winning the NLDS first
"Every game is gonna be the other team's World Series" -Mookie Betts
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Throwing out a B lineup in our World Series feels weird to me
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Nobody is talking about how
@dennistlin
had a part in
@Ken_Rosenthal
’s hit piece calling the padres broke. Instead of talking about how those loans work, he decided he wanted to create a national narrative that the padres are broke. Dennis should be embarrassed at the fallout
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Even Mrs. Met is about to leave that dude’s ass for the Friar
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Padres Strategy idea: walk Harper and Schwarber for the rest of their careers
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I’d say that too after losing 5 of 8 games to the padres
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I was told he’s not a difference maker
Luis Arraez is batting .419 in 17 games since being traded to the Padres 🔥
(h/t
@SammyLev
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“You guys beat the dodgers in a season series for the first time since 2010”
Shildt: “okay?”
I love this man
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Everybody bitching about manny yesterday is celebrating him today
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He was the worst player in baseball last year and came here and became an all star. That’s so fucking cool
Padres Jurickson Profar has been arguably the most clutch hitter in MLB in 2024:
In High Leverage ABs w/ RISP he's posted a:
🟤227 wRC+
🟤.563 wOBA
🟤.737 Slug% & .526 Batting Avg.
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@stoolpresidente
Kershaw sucks in every part of the playoffs. Verlander just in the World Series.
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@p_joel
@FourVerts
You people are terrible 🤦🏽♂️ Seahawks Twitter is the least self-aware place on the planet
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@Sami_lynn24
on IG “nobody call
@PatMcAfeeShow
he’s mine for the week”
5 minutes later the show calls pat and he answers 😂☠️ good work boys
@VivalaZito
@tyschmit
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@FourVerts
Richard Sherman needed aderall to be good. Have you ever been on that? It’s nuts. I could play in the NFL on aderall. Earl Thomas is a top 10 safety now. Not of all time. And Kam was good but not the best. Look LT is one of the best RB of all time and wasn’t on there either
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Robinson Cano is blackballed by MLB. Why hasn’t he been signed yet?!
Robinson Cano is on a 30-game hitting streak in the Mexican League and somehow homered on this swing
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Some dude yelled swing and let me tell you… Ivan Melendez swung … this dude is going to terrorize the NL West
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If the Padres actually bring back Profar, I think he makes the team wayyyyy deeper and wayyyy better
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You got PROFUCKED… for like the 12th time this year 😂😂
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Jesus fuck
@Ken_Rosenthal
have some professionalism for once. Tatis did something stupid, but he didn’t rape a child then pay off her mother to try to cover it up. For fucks sake
Ken Rosenthal is comparing the actions of Fernando Tatis Jr. during the 2021-22 offseason to Wander Franco taking advantage of a child 🤔
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@UmpScorecards
Not a surprise. The padres have lost 10 straight road games with this clown behind the dish
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🤡 Clown of the week - April 10th
Dan Clark - pretty stupid sure, acted like a fool telling people a half a billion dollars richer than him that they’re not allowed to have fun and Sliding into Padres Twitter Ladies’ DMs begging for their attention. “Family man” Dan Clark 🤡
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Hader claims he’d pitch in the 8th if we were in contention… but last year in the NL fucking CS he didn’t want Harper. The padres abided by his rules and, while Suarez threw a great ab against Harper, it wasn’t Hader. BoMel took the blame, that’s what he always does, but Hader
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Fuck that guy
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I tweeted earlier about how I can’t stand Hader because of game 5 of the 2022 NLCS…. Well these guys are above Hader on my list of people I can’t stand
The Padres have never recovered from this.
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“Today was a shitty experience at Petco” oh shut the fuck up. You knew how many people would be there. It was widely talked about. You knew the lines would be long and you knew it’d be chaos and you still went. Let’s act like we’re grateful for this team
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Oh that’s weird, I don’t remember typing d*dger stadium into my gps
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I don’t tweet serious things often, but my mom blacked out and collapsed when she was with a patient at work this afternoon. I just got a call saying she’s in the ER and they can’t figure out what’s going on. So if you pray, I’d appreciate that because not much else we can do rn
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The amount of padres fans on my flight from seattle to San Diego is beautiful 🤎💛
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I don’t ever want to hear how PNC Park is a top ballpark again
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Bro I’m taking $500k over a date with anybody
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Padres AAA is beating up Dodgers regulars. I don’t want to hear about the padres going 7-3 against their “AAA” lineup when their Ace can’t even beat the Padres actual AAA team
Walker Buehler tonight with OKC
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When the dodgers reset the CBT, it was smart. When the Padres to it, it’s because “they overspent in recent years”
Tommy Pham liking this tweet could give a glimpse into how the contract negotiations are going
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One injury riddled season and y’all bail on Manny. I hate this fan base. Y’all are clowns
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Dudes that can’t hit men’s league are wanting to tell Manny Machado how to hit
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@mlbelites_
Unpopular opinion, it’s not insane. It’s fairly common. This happens like once a month
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Dodger fans storm the field after beating the padres on a Friday night in May… woooooooooow
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How can you not love manny?
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Just say you don’t know ball bro
I have yet to hear one good argument as to why Jackson Merrill should win ROTY over Paul Skenes.
All I’ve heard are “padres are playoff contenders” which doesn’t matter, “Merrill had a 2 month head start” which is arguably putting favor towards Skenes, and “Merril has been
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