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At border control:
"Ma'am, could you open your bag please?"
"Is this... a whip? Can I see it?"
The whole security personnel came to look and laugh.
"... oh my goodness. Good luck to the person in front of you. You can go."
I don't know if I died of embarrassment or laughter 😂