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Ian Malpass
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Software engineer. Dad in Minnesota. A rigidly defined area of doubt and uncertainty. Professionally @twilio.
Joined December 2008
@nkotbpartyomg @demew A local council near where I grew up opted to plant wildflowers on patches of council-owned land rather than mowing them. The only problem has been that one flower was far more effective at self-seeding than the others and now, a few years later, it’s just a sea of white.
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@sophaskins Responsibly Use All Parts Of The Rich So As Not To Fall Afoul Of Wanton Waste Laws
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@JamesWallis The Grim Reaper has already been and gone so I suppose a chess set would be too little too late.
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@sophaskins (This brought to you by me, who has been pondering a whole-house backup generator but who also feels like maybe solar+storage might be rather better long-term.)
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@DormainDrewitz It is exactly what it says it is. Bunch of people sitting at a bar, holding gently thawing packages of meat they’ve won.
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