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Ian Malpass

@indec

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Software engineer. Dad in Minnesota. A rigidly defined area of doubt and uncertainty. Professionally @twilio.

Joined December 2008
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Ian Malpass
2 years
I also have the meta-feeling that I might have said that on Twitter in the past too.
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2 years
@nkotbpartyomg @demew A local council near where I grew up opted to plant wildflowers on patches of council-owned land rather than mowing them. The only problem has been that one flower was far more effective at self-seeding than the others and now, a few years later, it’s just a sea of white.
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@sophaskins Responsibly Use All Parts Of The Rich So As Not To Fall Afoul Of Wanton Waste Laws
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Ian Malpass
2 years
“I don’t like the homemade bread. I like store-bought bread!” - my 10yo, who I have raised to be some sort of culinary Philistine apparently.
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@Turigon Bit cruel to the maggots, surely?
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@demew “Ugh, now I have to break it.
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@JamesWallis The Grim Reaper has already been and gone so I suppose a chess set would be too little too late.
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@sophaskins (This brought to you by me, who has been pondering a whole-house backup generator but who also feels like maybe solar+storage might be rather better long-term.)
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@chrisfairbanx Yeah, there’s nothing like having a deep skepticism for your plumbing!
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Ian Malpass
2 years
Also a plumbing project because I figure now is a good time to replace the shutoff valve for the toilet before it fails, and again it’s easier to do with the toilet gone. I have a feeling I’m going to regret this particular decision….
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@Turigon That sounds… unnecessary.
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@DormainDrewitz It is exactly what it says it is. Bunch of people sitting at a bar, holding gently thawing packages of meat they’ve won.
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Ian Malpass
2 years
@saalon Maybe you’re just a generational talent at living through generational talents?
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