Incorrect Warrior Nun
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Camila: i just don’t think it’s fair yasmin got to see you kiss for the first time
Beatrice: you know i trusted you most with destroying the cross
Ava: yeah cam, it wasn’t personal at all
Lilith: you also missed their first “i love you”
Camila: *pulling out a gun* their what
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she’s a little new to texting abbreviations ok?
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Beatrice: darling, can you help me with the zipper?
Ava: of course
Beatrice:
Beatrice: UP, ava
Ava: oh right! sorry
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Beatrice: i have something i have to get off my chest
Ava: please let it be your shirt
Beatrice:
Ava: did.. did i say that out loud
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Ava: bro-
Beatrice: you just kissed me on the mouth five minutes ago ava, don’t call me bro
Ava:
Ava: babe-
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Yasmin: your powers are so cool, if you ever get handcuffed you can just phase out
Ava: beatrice doesn’t like when i do that
Yasmin: what?
Ava: what?
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Ava: i love you so much
Beatrice: i love you too darling
Ava: this is real
Beatrice: i know
Ava: you are my wife
Beatrice: and you are mine
Ava: you married me in front of people
Beatrice: i know, i was there
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Beatrice: *carries all the groceries on both arms*
Ava: *reaches out to help*
Beatrice: *switches all groceries to one arm to hold Ava’s hand*
Ava: that’s not what i- okay
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Beatrice: darling can you do me a favour?
Ava: i would literally sacrifice my life for your happiness i would put my own body in front of the devil itself to keep you safe
Beatrice: first of all, don’t.
Beatrice: second of all, can you do the dishes?
Ava: no
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Lilith: i sleep with a knife under my pillow
Camila: weak, sleep with an m4
Ava: y’all are pathetic
Lilith: oh yeah? what weapon do you sleep with then?
Ava: beatrice
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Ava: dammit! *bangs phone on the table out of frustration*
Beatrice: hey, you can’t just let your frustration get the best of you, how would you like it if i banged you on the table?
Ava:
Beatrice: *blushes furiously* that came out wrong
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Beatrice: oh, ouch
Ava: babe what’s wrong?
Beatrice: the food's too hot, i burned my tongue
Ava: *evil smirk* you're super hot and i still eat y-
Lilith, slamming her hands on the table: ONE DINNER.
Camila, sighing: here we go again
Lilith: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK
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Beatrice: I AM LOST FOR WORDS!
Ava, narrating: Despite being lost for words, she yelled at me for 15 minutes
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Beatrice: how do i look?
Ava: those pants are ugly, take them off
Beatrice: i’m not falling for this again ava
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Beatrice: wait… did you just flirt with me?
Ava: i have been for the past two months but thanks for noticing
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Ellie: MOMMY! there's a monster under my bed!
Ava: that's silly, there's no such thing as mo- OH ITS TEARING MY ARM! just kidding he only eats little kids' goodnight!
Beatrice: AVA!!
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Nurse: what’s your type?
Ava: dark hair, honey brown eyes, about 5'5, incredibly badass, beautif-
Nurse: i meant your blood type
Ava: oh
Ava: red
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Beatrice: *making bed, making sure it's perfect*
Ava: *runs into room, flops down on bed, messing it all up*
Ava: CUDDLE ME!!
Beatrice: *smiles softly, crawls into bed*
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Ava: I LOVE YOU BEA
Ava: L O V E YOU
Lilith: is she okay?
Beatrice, red as a tomato: she got her wisdom tooth removed today
Ava: IM IN LOVE
#SaveWarriorNun
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Ava and Beatrice, training:
Beatrice: *sitting on ava’s body, pinning her hands to the ground*
Ava: i win
Beatrice: i am literally on top of you ava
Ava: (:
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Beatrice: wow, ava, camila and yasmin are being so quiet today
Mother Superion: yeah. it's pretty nice, actually
Beatrice:
Mother:
Beatrice: oh dear
Mother: we should check on them
Beatrice: IMMEDIATELY
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Miguel: hey ava, mind giving me a little bit of dating advice?
Ava: just because i’m with beatrice doesn’t mean i know how i did it
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Ava: you’ve made a mistake kidnapping us together
Camila: very true
Adriel: oh yeah? and why is that?
Yasmin: together we are stronger and-
Ava: we’re annoying as fuck
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Beatrice: i just need to hear those three words from you
Ava: i love you
Beatrice: try again.
Ava: fine.. i will behave
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Yasmine: why are ava and beatrice sitting with their backs to each other?
Camilla: they had a fight
Yasmine: then why are they holding hands?
Camilla: they get sad when they fight
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Beatrice: that’s absurd, ava does not have a crush on me!
Camila: yes, she does
Hans: yes, she does
Lilith: yes, she does
Ava: yes, i do
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Beatrice: *looking at the stars*
Ava: bea? what are you doing?
Beatrice: im thinking about how when i was a kid, i used to name the stars after people i love
Ava, excitedly: ohh, do i get a star?
Beatrice: of course, you get the sun
#savewarriornun
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Camila: hey ava i like your pants
Ava: yeah? i got it on sale-
Camila: they’d look better on beatrice’s floor
Beatrice: did you just flirt with ava.. for me?
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Yasmin: who do we know that has handcuffs?
Ava: well beatrice and i-
Beatrice: [elbows her]
Ava: -wouldn’t know.
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Ava: this date is boring
Beatrice: this isn't a date, i told you i was going to the grocery store
Ava: then why did you invite me?
Beatrice: i specifically said "stay at home” and you said "fuck you, i can do whatever i want" and followed me here
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Beatrice: i would die for you
Ava: i would die for you, too
Beatrice, suddenly very emotional: please don’t
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Mother Superion: who would like to put the angel on top of the tree?
Lilith: i’ll do it
Camila: PUT ME DOWN
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ava: i can’t go, stress is bad for the baby
beatrice:
beatrice: what....what baby?
ava: me
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Ava: am i in trouble?
Beatrice: take a guess.
Ava: no?
Beatrice: take another guess.
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Hans: *on the phone with ava* is beatrice almost ready?
Ava: we just stepped out of the shower, she'll be there soon
Hans: good, we're opening the bar in a few min-
Hans: wait- did you just said "we"?
Ava:
Ava: i - i said "she"
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Camila: *hits head and passes out on the ground*
Yasmin: oh no camila fainted! ava quick call 911!!!
Ava, panicking: what’s their number???!
Camila, waking up: girl…
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Random person at the bar: what a handsome boy
Miguel: thank you
Random person: so who of you ladies is third wheeling?
Beatrice: that would be the handsome boy
#SaveWarriorNun
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Beatrice: *sneezes*
Ava: i love you
Beatrice: did you mean “bless you”?
Ava: i said what i said
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Mary: while i’m gone, ava, you’re in charge
Ava: yes!!!
Mary, whispering: beatrice, you’re secretly in charge
Beatrice: obviously
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Ava, under her breath: future wife say what
Beatrice: what?
Ava, satisfied: hehe
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Ava: you're so cute when you're nice
Beatrice: what am i when i'm not nice?
Ava: hot as fuck
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stranger, pointing at ava: is that girl bothering you?
Beatrice: yeah but she’s my wife so i kinda signed up for this
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Hans: wait, how do you even know beatrice is great in bed?
Miguel: i live in the apartment next to them, either she’s amazing or that ava just likes to agree with her a lot
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Beatrice: ava, please look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth
Ava: you know I can’t look at those eyes and be straight
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Beatrice: ava, your hand is on my butt
Ava: oh sorry, it was an accident
Beatrice:
Ava:
Beatrice: it’s still on my butt
Ava: it’s still an accident
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Beatrice: *picks up the phone* hey darling
Ava: *speaking really fast* random question do you think drinking 36 cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would i just die ?
Beatrice:
Beatrice: i’m on my way
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Ava, drunk and talking to Beatrice: beatrice has no idea i’m in love with her
Beatrice: what? you’re in love with me?
Ava: oh sorry
Ava, to Hans: beatrice has no idea i’m in love with her
#SaveWarriorNun
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Ava: i just wanna say i’m part of the LGBTQ community, and this is my best friend camila, she’s an ally! talk, camila!
Camila: ALLY!!!!
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Camila: why is everyone so obsessed with top and bottom? just enjoy your bunk bed and have sweet dreams!
Lilith:
Beatrice:
Ava: i'm going to tell her
Mary: don't you dare
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Ava: *makes beatrice a cup of tea but puts salt in it as a prank*
Beatrice: *sips tea*
Ava:…
Beatrice: *finishes tea*
Ava: didn't it taste bad ?
Beatrice: a little, but i didn't want to hurt your feelings so i drank it all
Ava: *tearing up* oh okay
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Ava, skipping into the room: good morning parental figure
Mother Superion, not looking up from her coffee: good morning problem child
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Beatrice’s parents: your boyfriend must be top of the line, organized, graceful, disciplined-
Ava:: hey! i’m av- *walks against the door frame, falls down on her face and apologises to the door frame*
Beatrice: i want this one
beatrice was always meant to fall for her exact opposite in order to break down all her walls
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Ava: i can fit my whole world in my hands
Beatrice: what? that’s imposs-
Ava: *cups beatrice’s face*
Beatrice, blushing: ava please, i have a reputation
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Beatrice: i think i have a crush on ava
Camila: *gasps*
Camila: why am i gasping? i already knew that
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i don’t know if i can continue updating this account now. i’m taking a break and i don’t know if i’ll be back but for now, take care of yourself everyone
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Ava: *runs into camila’s room* do you wanna make 10 dollars?
Camila: how?
Ava: i need you to take the blame
Lilith: *in the distance* oh my god!
Camila: what did you do?
Ava: we don’t have time for that!!! yes or no?
Lilith: OH MY GOD!
Camila: make it 20 and it’s a deal
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Ava: oh, bea and i aren’t dating
Hans:
Hans: *confused* wait, what?
Ava: yeah, i mean i’m completely in love with her and would do anything for her and i know she totally feels the same
Ava: but no we aren’t dating haha
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Beatrice: did you do it?
Ava: something goes wrong and you blame me! after all this time...where's the trust?!
Beatrice: *continues to stare at her*
Ava:
Ava: yeah i did it
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Beatrice:*rolls over in bed and knees ava in the ribs*
Ava: ow beatrice you kneed me
Beatrice, sleepily: i do need you ava
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mother superion left ava with the new ocs recruits for a day
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Hans: i thought you two were a couple
Beatrice: what? no, why would you even think that?
Hans, to everyone in the bar: raise your hand if you thought ava and beatrice were a couple
The entire bar: *raising their hands*
Beatrice: ava, why are YOU raising your hand?
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Ava: *laying next to beatrice who is asleep in bed* nice
Beatrice, still asleep: *cuddles ava closer*
Ava: *on the verge of tears* N I C E
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Ava: sometimes, i don’t realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird
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Beatrice: *sees someone doing something idiotic in the distance* what an idiot.
Beatrice: *realizes it’s ava* oh no that’s my idiot
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Ava: i get really nervous whenever beatrice compliments me i don't know what to say
Beatrice: you look really good today
Ava: happy birthday
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Lilith: i am begging you
Lilith: stop pronouncing hors d'oeuvres like that-
Ava: horse divorce
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Waiter: i'm sorry, ma'am, your card has been declined
Camila: run it again
Waiter: i ran it three times
Camila, to Lilith: can you take care of it?
Lilith: sure
Lilith, grabbing the waiter by the collar and pulling him close: she said run it again
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Ava: how did you know i was going to propose?
Beatrice: camila haven’t been able to look at me all month without crying
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Beatrice: come on, you know ava actually has a big heart
Mary: yeah, i’ve seen you stare at her 'big heart'.
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Ava: from now on, we will be using code names, you can address me as eagle one.
Ava: jc, code name: been there, done that. beatrice is currently doing that. lilith is it happened once in a dream, michael, code name: if i had to pick a dude, mary… is eagle two
Mary: oh thank god
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Ava: quick bea, hold me hand!
Beatrice: *immediately take her hand* why, what's happening??
Ava: oh nothing, i just wanted to hold hands
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Beatrice: *killing adriels minions with her staff*
Ava: *hyped as shit* yes babe show them what you got! you put the cute in execute!!!
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Ava: camila, i have to tell you something but you have to promise not to freak out
Camila: what? you’re scaring me
Ava: beatrice and i no longer dating
Camila: WHAT? what happened? how can you do this to me i can’t belie-
Ava: *showing off her ring* BECAUSE WE’RE ENGAGED! HA!
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Mary, walking into the ocs meeting: sorry i'm late. i was doing... things
Ava, walking in and out of breath: SHE PUSHED ME FROM A FUCKING CLIFF
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Ava: i wanna fuck a nun
Therapist: catholic?
Ava: yes
Therapist: a good one?
Ava: yes
Therapist: looks good in the, um *points to clothes*
Ava: mmm yes
Therapist: i understand
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Beatrice: you have to keep her awake until the halo heals her, ask her questions
Camila, tending to Ava’s injury: what’s 7x7?
Beatrice: stuff she knows!
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Beatrice: i got a package from my parents
Ava: wait, really? what is it?
Beatrice: *picks it up* it seems heavy, it must be their disappointment in me
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Ava: i don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one
Lilith, grabbing a dagger: manslaughter it is
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Ava: i don’t think your mother approve of me…
Beatrice: don’t worry about it. she doesn’t approve of me, either
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Miguel: can i buy you a drink?
Ava: i have a girlfriend
Miguel: [counting the coins on the table] it's okay, if we add her then... you two get a big and i'll have something small
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Ava, on her phone at 2 a.m: jeez, a woman in north dakota strangled her husband to death. can you imagine just snapping like that?
Beatrice, trying to sleep next to her: Yes.
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Hans: boss! how are you?
Beatrice: i'm fine
Ava, sighs dreamily: yeah you are
Beatrice: what?
Ava: what?
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Beatrice: we tried things your way
Ava: no we didn't
Beatrice: i did it in my head and it didn't work
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Ava: why is it 500$ to get your oil change?
Beatrice: 500$?? where did you go?
Ava: is that not right?
Beatrice: do you have your receipt?
Ava: no, in total i spent 1k because they had me do the premium air for my tires
Beatrice: PREMIUM AIR??
Ava: yeah
Beatrice: premium air.
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Ava, bursting into their room: beatri-
Ava, whispering: oh, you're sleeping... okay, good
Ava, tucking her in: love you, have a good night's rest *kisses her head before leaving*
Beatrice, almost in tears: love you too
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Beatrice: have you heard from yasmin?
Mother Superion: i’m sure everything is fine. we left her with ava and camila
Beatrice: those two sentences don’t go together
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Camila: so you and ava don't have any pet names?
Beatrice: no, we don't
Camila: okay...
Camila: hey, what do bees make?
Beatrice: um, honey?
Ava, from the other room: yeah babe?
Camila: never lie to my face ever again
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*shopping*
Mary: fuck, we've lost Beatrice
Ava: don't worry i got this
Ava, screaming: IM GONNA DO SOMETHING STUPID
Beatrice, from the other side of the store: AVA NO
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Ava: i'm small but knowing
Lilith: you don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like
Ava:
Ava: bitch
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Ava: guys, there’s a monster under my bed
Lilith, on the bottom bunk: fuck you
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