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Ranmaru: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Reiji: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary sounds? Ranmaru, now interested: Let's say imaginary. Reiji: Spiders wearing flip flops.

Reiji, wiping tears from his eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it's meant to be... Ai: I'm literally just going to the store.

Reiji: Live, laugh, love! Ranmaru: Die, cry, hate.

Ranmaru: See, the problem is, Camus, you're playing 3D chess. I'm playing 4D. Camus: I'm playing checkers. I don't know what the fuck you're playing.

Ranmaru: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Camus: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

Ranmaru: Are pigeons drones? Ai: What? No, I'm trying to sleep. Ranmaru: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES! Ai: Please let me sleep...

Reiji: Ai-Ai! This soup is flaccid! Ai: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Camus: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together* Ai: What are you making? Camus: A mistake.

Ranmaru: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more? Reiji: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

Camus: Kotobuki, where’s your report card? Reiji: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore. Camus: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie? Reiji: What lie? Camus: That you have friends.

Reiji: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us? Ai: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Ai: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

Camus: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. Ranmaru: Huh? Camus: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out- Ranmaru: I love you. Camus: Ranmaru: Ranmaru: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Camus: I KNEW IT!

Reiji: Ran-Ran? I mixed Red Bull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry? Ranmaru: Reiji, I swear to God-

Reiji: Hey, Ai-Ai? Ai: Yeah? Reiji: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Ai: Ai: What?

Ranmaru: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

Camus: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Reiji: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Reiji: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Ai: Uh, Ranmaru and Camus are not getting along. Reiji: They're not trying to kill each other. Ai: You may have a point.

Ai: Can I go to the pool? Ranmaru: Sure, we'll go as soon as l'm free. Ai: No, can I go by myself? Ranmaru: You don't want to go with me? Ai: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests. Ranmaru: It's the only way to establish dominance.

Ranmaru: I couldn't do this without you, Camus. Camus: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

Reiji, to the rest of Quartet Night: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence* Reiji: Damn, y'all depressed as fuck! Ai: You didn't clap either- Reiji: SHUT UP!