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no longer know where lea michele ends and rachel berry starts.
Lea Michele is set to replace Beanie Feldstein in Broadway’s ‘FUNNY GIRL’ musical. (
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this is one of the least surprising things i’ve learned about glee i’m not gonna lie.
Ryan Murphy reveals the original ‘Glee’ script had Mr. Schue as a “crystal meth addict.”
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normalize introducing yourself with your favorite glee cast version.
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sometimes i see a glee take so bad i have to revive this account for a second because what do you mean kitty is one of your favorite characters maybe we should bring back glee twt 2020.
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everything i learn about lea michele i learn against my will who needed to know this.
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happy father’s day to burt hummel and burt hummel alone
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“fuck you my child is completely fine” . your child’s 2020 top spotify artist was the glee cast.
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*finn, sam, and blaine are sitting on a bench*. mike: why do you guys look so sad?. finn: sit down with us so we can tell you. mike: *sits down*. blaine: the bench is freshly painted. mike:.
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*texting*. santana: SKFJSHJFKD . brittany: what is that . santana: it’s a keyboard smash . brittany: how do i do it . santana: just press anything . brittany: 7.
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mr. schue: people always accuse me of having a favorite student. mr. schue: that’s not true. I love all rachels and not-rachels equally.
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mercedes: why are you smiling?. santana: what? can't i just be happy?. kurt: rachel tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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santana: i hate you. blaine: well you're wrong because according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, we're best friends.
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blaine, age 16: i'm getting us fake ids . artie, age 16: to drink? . blaine: to vote.
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brittany: and now for a gay update with santana. santana: getting gayer . brittany: wonderful.
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mike: ARE YOU-. santana: fucking. mike: -KIDDING ME??. kurt: . what was that?. santana: tina banned mike from swearing, so i’ve volunteered to help him out.
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kurt: so. are you seeing someone?. blaine: *flirtatiously* no, why?. kurt: i don't know, i just think a therapist would be really beneficial for you.
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santana: *lying seductively in a bed* why don’t you come join me. kurt: we are in ikea and both gay. get out of the bed people are staring.
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brittany: *sneezes*. santana: I love you. quinn: did you mean bless you?. santana: i said what i said.
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kurt: repeat after me. I. quinn: I. kurt: will get help for my depression. quinn: will dye my hair.
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BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been banned from the Glee Forever! App
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santana: violence is never the answer. mercedes: that’s right. santana: violence is the question, and the answer is always yes.
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burt: and what do we say when someone disagrees with us?. kurt: that's homophobic. burt: *sighs* kurt we talked about this.
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mercedes: so, how’s fatherhood treating you?. kurt: good. I didn’t expect this much crying though. mercedes: don’t worry, it’s normal for babies. kurt: oh, the baby’s fine. I was talking about blaine. blaine, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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kurt: did you know that one in every four people are gay?. blaine: that mean's one of us is gay. brittany: i hope it's santana. santana: britt we're all gay.
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*s1 burt*. burt: have you seen my son kurt?. burt: about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.
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blaine: hey, sorry i’m late! i broke down on the way here. mercedes: is your car okay?. blaine: car?. mercedes:. blaine:.
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kurt: favorite horror movie?. quinn: it. mercedes: saw. santana: annabelle. blaine: high school musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.
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blaine: kurt and I are so close we even share a toothbrush. kurt: we what.
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rachel: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within- . kurt: quinn has been in love with you for three years . rachel: what.
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santana: i am nobody's bitch. santana: i am a warrior no one can control me. santana: i have a heart of stone. brittany: i'm cold. santana: DO YOU NEED A BLANKET SOME TEA MAYBE A HUG AND LOTS OF KISSES?!?!?!.
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finn: what does “thot” mean?. kurt: it means that you’re a thoughtful person. *later at dinner* . finn: hey burt, can you pass me the salt. burt: here. finn, smiling: thanks, you’re such a thot . kurt: *spits out water*.
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mr. schue: welcome to the new directions sugar. mr. schue: rachel will show you around . rachel: *opens door* here’s the exit.
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santana: alright, listen up, you little shits. santana: not you, brittany. you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.
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kurt: what's up with santana? she's been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes. quinn: she's just a little overwhelmed. kurt: why?. quinn: brittany giggled.
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what in the rachel berry.
Emmy Award-nominee LEA MICHELE and Tony Award-nominee TOVAH FELDSHUH join #FUNNYGIRL beginning September 6!. Don’t miss Beanie Feldstein until July 31 only, followed by @JujujulieBee through September 4. See you at the August Wilson, gorgeous!⭐️
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brittany: *whispering* what’s the wifi password here?. mike: this is a funeral. brittany: *typing* this. is. a. funeral. .
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quinn: can i be frank with you guys? . santana: sure but i don’t see how changing your name is going to help . brittany: can i still be brittany? . santana: shh let frank speak.
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nothing is beating glee s2 i fear.
Y’all know a show that has a great second season? (Scared to say this).
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santana: britt i thought you were decorating for halloween. brittany: i am. santana: you're just hanging up pictures of rachel. brittany: you said you wanted scary decorations.
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sam: how did you know I was gonna propose?. mercedes: blaine hasn’t been able to look at me without crying all month.
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santana: I had a terrible dream last night. rachel was in it. rachel: and?. santana: what do you mean “and”?.
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mr. schue: anything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting right now. santana: i think you’re cocky, arrogant, bossy, and pushy. you also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but yourself. schue: but—. san: i still have twenty-three seconds, I’m not done.
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quinn: are you in love with brittany?. santana, sweating: . no. quinn: then why is that paper full of hearts that say 'S+B'. santana: it stands for suffering and bitterness.
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santana, on twitter: i’ve been told, i’m too negative and hostile towards mr. schue. so mr. schue, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn’t think you could read.
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santana: diabla is my middle name. brittany: that’s a lie. brittany: your middle name is cutie-pie. brittany: *boops her nose*.
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quinn, texting the glee club groupchat: i just saw rachel in a gay club??. santana: why are you in a gay club?. *quinn has left the groupchat*.
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kurt: i hate when people say "so tell me about yourself". kurt: like, what do you want to know? my trauma or my favorite color?. kurt: be specific.
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brittany and blaine: *sitting in jail*. brittany: so who should we call?. blaine: i’d call kurt or santana, but i feel safer in jail.
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🏆 GLEE VALENTINES DAY SONGS 🏆. 🥇 1. CHERISH/CHERISH (61.8%) 🥇
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marley: shucks . santana: hey, I’m upset too but let’s watch our fucking language.
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santana: bitch. rachel: blocked. santana: wait, rachel. unblock me i need to tell you something. rachel: oh, sorry. what is it?. santana: bitch.
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kurt: i'm finn's emergency contact. nurse: so you're here to pick him up?. kurt: i'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
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mike: TINA, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!. tina: I'M BI. mike: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU.
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santana: this is frustrating and everyone annoys me. brittany: even me :(. santana: no. absolutely not. never. why did you think that? god no.
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quinn: a guy just asked me out. santana: free dinner. quinn: santana, I don't like guys. santana: you like dinner.
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mercedes: what do you think is the most attractive thing about a guy?. quinn: usually his girlfriend.
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BREAKING: trump has been banned from the glee forever! app
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kurt: why are your tongues purple?. santana: we had slushies. I had a blue one. brittany: i had a red one!. blaine:. blaine: :O. mercedes: oh. mercedes:. mercedes: OH. sam:. sam: you drank each other’s slushies?.
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santana: everything's fine. it's just a tiny crush-. brittany: hi santana. santana: i love you.
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brittany: don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one. santana: yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.
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mercedes: what state are you in?. kurt: denial. santana: perfection. blaine: constant anxiety. finn: ohio???.
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santana: i can’t believe nobody wished you a happy mother’s day. mercedes: what? i don’t have any children. santana, gesturing to marley, unique, and jake sitting in the living room: are you kidding me?.
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santana: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing? . brittany, not looking up, speaking casually: i don’t know, how are you babe?. santana, voice cracking: i’m fine.
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quinn: i'm a lesbian. finn: i thought you were american???.
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*playing among us*. santana: *kills sam*. santana: it was finn. finn: what. kurt: ok. mercedes: ok. quinn: ok. finn was not an Imposter. 1 imposter remains.
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mercedes: are you seeing anyone? . quinn: haha. no, why? . mercedes: idk i think a therapist would be good for you.
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quinn: just because my hair is short it doesn't mean I'm gay. quinn: i'm gay because girls are fucking hot.
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