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Emilia: Fuck!
Subaru: *gasps*
Otto: *gasps*
Frederica: *gasps*
Garfiel: Who the fuck taught her that?
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Subaru: Emilia and I are having a baby.
Beatrice: That’s grea-
Subaru, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you. Sign here.
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Emilia: I’m taking a walk. Beatrice is in charge. I’ve left notes for you two with instructions.
Subaru: Mine just says “Subaru, no.”
Emilia: And you can apply that to any situation.
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Subaru: the door's locked
Felt: i got it! give me a coin!
Subaru, giving her a coin: okay...
Felt, pocketing it: cool. Reinhard, kick the door down
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Otto: look at the sky Natsuki-san, what do you see?
Subaru: I see millions of stars.
Otto: and what does that mean?
Subaru: that the universe is beautiful and infinite?
Otto: it means our tent has been stolen
Subaru:…I hate going camping with you
Otto: the feeling is mutual.
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Subaru: Stop saying “I wish” and start saying “I will”.
Beatrice: I will my Mother loved me.
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Ram: Barusu, I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room.
Subaru: Okay, I guess.
Subaru: Rem.
Rem: Y-yes?
Subaru: Move. I need to get to Emilia.
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Subaru: "I can't believe we got banned from the buffet."
Garfiel: "But the sign said 'All You Can Eat'."
Frederica: "Garfiel, you ate a table."
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Garfiel: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one for you.
Ram: I’m a ten.
Garfiel: No, it’s a pickup li—
Ram: I. Am. A ten.
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Subaru: Ram gave me a "Get better soon" card.
Emilia: Aw, that was sweet of her!
Subaru: I wasn't sick. She just thought I could do better.
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It always sounds like I’m breaking up with my bf when class is over
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Subaru: Do you think I'm an idiot?
Ram, Otto, Julius: The biggest.
Subaru: Do you trust me?
Ram, Otto, Julius: With every fiber of my being.
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Subaru: the first time i met Emilia, she gave me two gold coins. it wasn’t necessary and nobody asked her to do it, but she still did it!
Emilia: i thought he was homeless
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Subaru: You have beautiful eyes
Emilia, panicking: Thanks, I need them to see
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Otto: Can I be frank with you all?
Subaru: I don't see how changing your name is going to help, but sur—
Garfiel: Can I still be Garfiel?
Petra: Oh, I wanna go by Lady Petra!
Emilia: Ssh, let Frank speak.
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Emilia, angrily: You three better explain yourselves now!
Subaru: It was Garfiel.
Otto: It was Garfiel.
Garfiel: It was Garfiel.
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Subaru: Joe came down with ligma, updog.
Otto: What's ligma?
Garfiel: Who's Joe?
Emilia: What's updog?
Subaru, internally: My entire life has been spent to lead up to this exact moment.
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Emilia: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has way less space to be bottled up in.
Otto: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Frederica: Spiders.
Petra: Wasps.
Subaru: Beako.
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Subaru: What’re you doing…?
Garfiel, with baby ducks following him: They finally accepted me as their leader.
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Subaru: You’re so considerate, Emilia-tan.
Emilia: Thanks! I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people
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Subaru: *looking at the stars*
Emilia: What are you doing?
Subaru: Naming the stars after people I love
Emilia: Do I get a star?
Subaru: You get the sun
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Subaru: (sighing) I’m a piece of trash.
Rem: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up, is seven okay?
Subaru:
Roswaal: Wow.
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Subaru: Julius, can you come out?
Julius: Subaru, I’m gay.
Subaru: I know that. I meant come out to the main room.
Julius: Main room, I’m gay.
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Emilia: how did you two get in an accident?
Subaru: he was driving and there was a deer on the road so i yelled «Otto, deer!»
Emilia: and?
Subaru: tell her what you said
Otto:
Otto: i said «yes, honey?»
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Emilia: Subaru, what is a ship?
Subaru: It’s a big boat, like the Titanic.
Lia: Why do people want us to be in a boat?
Garf: (laughing in the corner)
Lia: People say they ship us, I was wondering what it means.
Garf: (falls to the floor laughing)
Lia: GARF, THIS ISN’T FUNNY
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subaru, holding the door open: after you
rem, flirting: no, after you
subaru, also flirting: i insist, after—
ram, pushing past them: after me
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Subaru: How do you like your coffee, Beako?
Beatrice: As dark and bitter as my soul, I suppose.
Subaru: A glass of milk then!
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Roswaal: Beatrice—
Beatrice, sniffling: Mother used to call me Beatrice
Roswaal: Because it's your name
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Someone: *flirts with Emilia*
Subaru: *stares at them silently*
Otto: you seem awfully quiet today, Natsuki-san
Subaru: *still staring* nobody plans a murder out loud.
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Emilia: How petty can you get?
Subaru: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Emilia: [eating a cinamon roll]
Subaru: cannibalism
Emilia: [confused chewing noises]
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Beatrice: I have this headache that comes and go...
Subaru, opening the door: hey
Beatrice: there it is again
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Garfiel: I used to play catch with my mom.
Garfiel: Except the ball hit the wall because she wasn't there.
Beatrice: Same.
Subaru:
Subaru: Are you guys okay?
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Otto: So what’s Frederica-san's type?
Subaru: Grey haired, smart, oblivious, blue-eyed.
Otto: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Subaru: Did I mention oblivious?
Otto: Yes?
Subaru: Just making sure.
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Subaru: I saved my best idea for last.
Emilia: If it’s your best idea, why did you leave it for last?
Subaru: Because I didn’t know it was my best idea until my other ideas turned out to be terrible.
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Ram: You are all disappointments.
Ram: You know who hasn’t been a disappointment yet? Barusu.
Ram: Because I expect him to be a bitch and he always is.
Subaru:
Subaru: I’m sorry, what?
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Emilia: I just want to hear those three little words.
Subaru: i love you
Emilia: try again
Subaru: [sighs]
Subaru: i will behave
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Felt: We need to get through this locked door. Subaru nii-chan, give me a coin.
Subaru: Here.
Felt, pocketing it: Thanks. Reinhard, kick down the door.
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Subaru: I’m gonna do what’s called a “pro gamer move.”
Subaru: *has an anxiety attack*
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Subaru: you can trust me. let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river yesterday
Otto: let’s not forget who PUSHED ME IN
Subaru:
Subaru: anyway, as i was saying
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Beatrice: Yeah, well, I hate you.
Subaru: No you don’t.
Beatrice, bitterly: No, I don’t.
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rem: i love you
subaru: that's nice however that is Impossible™️ considering i am, to the very core, fundamentally unloveable
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Subaru, in Arc 2: How did you find me?
Roswaal: There was a big explosion and I thought, "Now, which one of my idiotic acquaintances could that be?"
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Subaru: Money can't buy happiness.
Anastasia: Sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
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