Ethan 🤠
@incoherentethan
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Silly, goofy, irreverent, not to be taken seriously, etc. // Allegedly a musician
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i'm vers, which basically just means that i actually tidy up my apartment before i invite any bottoms over
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how many dick pics with the caption "he has risen 😏" do you think we'll see on sunday?
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in the silly goofy mood to post ass and/or pole on main and then turn off my phone <3
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Briefs are so interesting bc no one looks just ok in them. They're either extremely hot or extremely unflattering
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"my body is a temple"
the temple:
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Still thinking about the guy that flaked on me because I (a 6'3 man) had in my bio that I weigh 205lbs and he "doesn't even consider men over 200lbs"
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I would not have guessed that he's 42 in this
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i have my own apartment for the first time in my life and finally got all of my furniture for it 🥹
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is this thing on??
now hold on, why has my camera been set to 4:3 this entire time 😭
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Some men are born sluts, some achieve sluttiness, and some have sluttiness thrust upon on them
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Oomf is slept on and is probably going to have like 15k followers within 6 months lmao
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I have no idea why I didn't post this picture when i took it ??
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i think some of my mutuals should wear clothes less often tbh
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all this talk about internet safety growing up just for me to grow up and post nudes on twitter lmao
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Nightmare blunt rotation (twitter gays with master’s degrees)
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i wanna post scandalous pictures online but that involves actually taking new scandalous pictures
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i don't care whether you're a top or a bottom, i wanna know if you're an apple music gay or a spotify gay
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I think people with big dicks should talk about it more tbh. Speak up!!
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We're leaving weird, unprompted sexual responses to nonsexual tweets in 2023 btw
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Oomf moved to Boystown and became a twunk in less than a year, what's in the water there 😭
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This would probably make me catch feelings 😵💫
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stop why am i actually considering this now, you all are bad influences 😭
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also, i've now lost somewhere like 35-40 pounds since my heaviest during the pandemic
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You can always see the gay in someone's eye. That's why DL guys wear sunglasses
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Begging muscle gays not to be dicks about there being new people in the gym in January lmao
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obsessed with the fact that this is the same person that directed cocaine bear
a crime that will never sit right with me...
the deyassification of Effie Trinket
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I'm actually not super mad at this one (I'm gonna like porn on main so much more now)
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do you think that the first person to ever bottom while wearing a jockstrap knew that they were changing the world?
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Out: announcing breaks from social media
In: disappearing into the ether and only returning if and when it suits you
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Responding "woah there, slugger!" to every unsolicited nude from now on
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This feels a little anticlimactic coming after the thesis defense/submission and graduation ceremony. But! It's still kinda cool that everything is completely finished and I have my master's degree now
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Can confirm
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I follow accounts because I liked their thirst traps and then wonder why there are so many thirst traps on my feed
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I do not trust gays that have thousands of followers and follow like 36 people back
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Y’all…I went on ONE date with this dude in my building, we’ve exchanged a few texts with four days max in between…I come home from the gym and THIS is on my door…call 911
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wanna post another thirst trap but i didn't know what to do with my face in it and i know oomf is gonna call me out on it
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how the FUCK am i supposed to make out with some of you if you all live so far away
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ok so you're gonna like my tweet but not have a crush on me?? idgi
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I hate when a guy’s brain is too porn-fried to hold an actual convo tbh!
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The gayest thing you can be is openly bisexual, idk how to explain it
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I love pregaming (taking 2 ibuprofen before I leave my apartment to go anywhere)
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apparently i'm supposed to make decisions that make me happy and not just bend my wants and needs around other people?
sounds kinda fake, ngl
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Found gym motivation (a girl at work jokingly called me doughy!)
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guys saying "show me that [whichever body part]" is the quickest way to turn me off
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how the fuck did I live in indiana for like 23 years of my life 😭
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:(
i wanna do this walk without a shirt but i feel kinda douchey to take my shirt off for just a walk idk
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(I’m so sorry that I’m starting to talk about the gym so much but I’m so proud of myself rn and this is still pretty new to me 🥹)
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Apollo is such a cool god. His jobs are just to be hot, sunbathe, play music, make art, and be bisexual
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My mom just called me and said that she bought one for me as a graduation gift 🥹
Got genuinely excited thinking about buying an annual state parks pass 🤠
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thinking about how, in 7th grade, i told my girlfriend how excited i was bc i downloaded some of Katy Perry's music
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hey guys I just talked to my older cousin Steve (he's really cool btw) and he said that hating everything is really lame now and that it's cool to like stuff again, just thought I'd let you guys know!
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Idk who needs to hear this, but that cute guy that you accidentally swiped left on tinder? He probably would have been the one, and you just missed your one and only shot at love!
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