@retrroy
@30akima03
Многие не всекают разницу между человеком и государством, и думают что мы сами такое государство выбрали и поддерживаем каждое решение Царя
@bizzaregalaxies
@necrowife
Thats so dehumanizing to twins tho, they really argue that twins are the same as being one person, like twins are not two separate different human beings with their own personalities that might even have completely polar world views
Thinking of Rinka's tiny Bruce...
Tiny Clark and Tiny Bruce...
They are left alone for 10 minutes...
There's a faint, violent squeaking sound coming from the room they're in...
Clark is fucking Bruce within an inch of his life but instead of slapping it's just *squeak*
Clark knows that Bruce is touch deprived, its hard not to notice, especially with his super senses, but he also knows that Bruce needs to be eased into accepting affection so he starts off with simple friendly "accidental" touches on his arms and shoulders, then gets purposeful >
Bruce often leaves JL parties quietly because he thinks that no one would care about his absence and his sour face is ruining the mood anyway, and JL thinks that he is uncomfortable and doesn't enjoy their parties and they are always sad when they notice he left again 😔
Someone asks Batman who he would marry out of the whole League and he answers instantly: "J'onn"
"J'onn?" Clearly they were expecting a different answer.
"J'onn. He doesn't annoy me, like everyone else, and we have lots in common"
Obviously it was all not serious, just jokes, but
Dick and Jason being full grown taller than Bruce men but still coming to sleep in his bed every time they stay the night at the manor. Bruce wakes up crushed under one or both of them, unfeeling of his limbs
Kryptonians have hunting mating rituals, but Clark doesn't realize it until Batman pulls the disappearing act on him and all of a sudden he is searching high and low for the man
Clark: Im Bruce's best friend!
Khoa: No, *I* am Bruce's best friend!
Oliver: I took Bruce's first kiss. We were 14 and it was a bet.
C & K: ..........
Oliver: ...... losers
C & K: start runing
Thinking of Bruce choosing to be a doctor and backing JL financially instead of being Batman and tbe entire JL falling for the cute man that stitches them up and reminds to take better care of themselves
Clark gets gifted a Batman cup as a joke. He never met the man before. He laughs and keeps it. Then he gets a t shirt with Bat logo, a joke again. He laughs and wears it when he feels like being goofy. Then he buys the bat-themed cap, to go with the shirt, as a running joke. Then
Clarl who hates Batman and his methods but is a big fan of Bruce Wayne and all his charity work, his kind heart and playful demeanor. He fights with Batman over smth on a meeting and then grumpily stomps to his room and conplains about it to his Bruvie poster
Bruce who loves infodumping about anything and everything, but knows others dont like it & find it boring, so he constantly stops himself
And J'onn who loves his infodumping, doesn't matter about what, Earth is so interesting and Bruce is so passionate and excited when telling >
@tarquinny
@dasuruwu
Это называется Fair use - использование интелектуальной собственности в некоммерческих целях, т.е. пародии, критика, отсылки, фики, арты, стэндап и прочее, а вот продавать чужие арты это уже не подпадает под fair use и является нарушением авторских прав.
Batfam members doing the usual "enjoying other superheroes' merch just to piss Bruce off for funsies" but Bruce just doesn't react. Full on poker face. He got used to the thought of not being anyone's favorite a long time ago
@AsheofTheCosmos
Sweetie where are YOURS posts about BLM then? 🤨 Because you seem to only mention it when trying to drag someone which is the pinnacle of performative activism
Ma and Pa Kents keep treating Bruce like their own... *daughter*. He is taller than both of them, stronger than both of them, walks around in black clothes, is a CEO and a playboy, but since he is Clark's baby girl, it means he is theirs baby girl as well
Jl8 meeting their grown up selves. And little Clark is getting really flustered around the adult Bruce. He is just. So pretty. So he decides to give him a bouquet (that he picked himself!) But Bruce just responds "I'm flattered, dear, but why don't you give those to someone >
CW // Blood
My art for
#Brucegangart
! My prompts was "Possessive Clark" - hope I didn't overdo the possessiveness xD
I liked the grayscale version too much to not include it too x3
Bruce unconsciously using his pouty face against everyone, even his kids.
Bruce: Will you come for dinner?
Jason: no
Bruce: 3:
Jason: ...alright
Bruce: Show me your art? :)
Dami: no
Bruce: 3:
Dami: ...alright
Bruce: Put these back!
Selina: no
Bruce: 3:<
Selina: ...alright