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@imskeef
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11 months
Me showing up to thanksgiving with the girl who keeps liking my tweets about kiIIing myself
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do u ever just
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1 year
You're telling me the polygamist porno degen mansion was toxic?
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Hugh Hefner’s widow Crystal vows to reveal ‘toxic’ truth of Playboy Mansion
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1 year
my friend kyle
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@imskeef
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9 months
if you're 18-24 and you're not making AT LEAST 6 figures a year, you need to watch this video:
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@imskeef
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1 year
your girlfriend is playing imessage games with 4 different guys and theyre all letting her win. Its not to late to meet someone nice at church
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5 months
🚨🇯🇲🚨🇯🇲🚨🇯🇲🚨
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1 year
gm
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@imskeef
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15 days
Im the janitor for this wing of harvard and I was outside in the hallway solving really racist riddles that no one else could figure out
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Harvard view rn.
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waiting 2 hours in the cold just for them to offer to euthanize you once you get inside
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peak Canadian healthcare is lining up in the cold for 2 hrs at 7am just to get a spot for the day
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@evildanevil vote i think
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@imskeef
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1 year
this is like how san francisco gives free needles to junkies
@shanhorandraws
shan horan 🎷 🐛
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This screenshot from threads made me nauseous
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my mom
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9 months
@custardloaf i roll around on the sidewalk screaming in front of peoples houses when i get choked too
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1 year
@killmefam watching this bs like
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1 year
i just got back to my college dorm and was studying for finals when my roommate first told me what happened. it was 2019
@Infantry_Bucky
Distinguished Hillbilly 🏴‍☠️
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Where were you when you first found out about 9/11 … #NeverForget #History
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do you ever just
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1 year
i'm going to put you in my pocket
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@s4m31p4n because the other person would be sick to their stomach constantly
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4 months
my bad
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@imskeef
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2 months
sensitive tender hearted young men just don't fall out of the sky you know
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6 months
*parks your own car in your own driveway overnight* the HOA:
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1 year
spending $80,000 on my kids college tuition so they can learn how to hate me and be bisexual
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@imskeef
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11 months
girls are so bad at flirting "I had a dream about you" ok martin luther king 😂
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10 months
didn't know this was such a hot take
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6 months
whats your excuse femcel?
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@imskeef
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1 year
women think that theyre going to to live this lifestyle and do all these things at a young age to get it out of their system. The truth is thats how you get it in your system and form coping mechanisms for stress (like pregnancy) that you struggle with indefinitely.
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*Record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up In this situation.
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6 months
women will literally just look at a guy and decide they don't think he should be treated like a human being
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@imskeef
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9 months
she about to be running that waffle house like the navy...
@LyricVault
Lyric Vault
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BREAKING: Lana Del Rey debuts a stunning new hairstyle: the low taper fade.
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1 year
i'm laughing
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3 months
Oh thank God, he's alive
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Yall don’t have YouTube plaques, cut the shit.
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11 months
aint shit to smile about
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1 year
are you people really that socially inept
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7 months
taking "dawg look at my lawyer" to a whole new level
@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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This is an actual public defender in Seattle. This isn’t parody.
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10 months
call me heath ledger bc they wanna know how i got this scar
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gm
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@custardloaf oh u just be doin that sometimes
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@imskeef
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7 months
Olives fish and bread are mediterranean staples.. I dont think you people would know an eastern european if they were stealing copper before your very eyes.
@TheWarKitchen
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Eastern Europeans eat like this and live to 200 years old.
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the phone vs the film
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1 year
@killmefam this is my favorite one
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1 year
No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams.
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11 months
i dont need to check spotify. i was the most played this year.
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10 months
jet trying to get me on fishtank
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1 year
we are so back
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@imskeef
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7 months
"Welcome to the EU how jewish are ya?"
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NEW: The test for German citizenship will in future include questions on the Jewish religion and the state of Israel in a move designed to filter out anti-Semites among applicants.
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11 months
*15 year old girl tweets about getting chipotle with her friends* edtwitter:
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@hollowearthterf
RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)
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He wasn’t ugly, he just had absolutely zero sex appeal because he was scared of p*ssy because his mom psychically molested him
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who tf is askin...
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being mean
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H. Pearl Davis
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What are women better at than men?
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1 year
God's love is unconditional, it's nice to have God as an example to follow after even if we stumble along the way.
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😭
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4 months
let a brazilian with flip flops drive it
@Buttercup_s_
X Harmony
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The fastest motorcycle in the world, the Dodge Tomahawk, can reach speeds of up to 350 mph.
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@poopswag34 elliott rodger
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@WomanDefiner
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Lol, Lmao. Bro the US military is down bad. Lol, their recruitment numbers are far worse than they are reporting.
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1 year
hey lol
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uhhhh ????
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not a fan of country music
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i cant breathe
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1 year
reminder that this is real and LOVESTORY was made by zak gatorade and benjamin reichwald
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if you guys think biblically accurate angels are cool wait until you hear about biblically accurate laws for adultery and homosexuality
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@GirlsDislikeMe i need help
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look at Tucker's face lmfao
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@shezzzybaby
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what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?
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i'm overstimulated
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1 year
some old guy just came up to me at work looked me dead in my face and said “is life really that bad?”
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GTA VI is gonna be sick
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its cool how everyone became a trillionaire in zimbabwe after they kicked all the white people out
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im eating by myself at a restaurant and every time the waitress comes to ask what I want or bring me something she just sits next to me
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???
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not a day goes by
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women who lose custody of their children be like
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I’m convinced none of you have been around children. Most will cry for a little while and then forget that you left. The idea that children are only to be raised by their mothers is a perverse, modern one with no historical precedent and so blatantly wielded as emotional
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