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I fucked up da words but just ignore that
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Playing iMessage games with someone is the horniest thing you can possibly do
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If you're a grown ass adult and pride yourself in being a hater you should maybe reevaluate your priorities just a smidge
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do yall remember the dude that used to show up to Seven Lakes in a full 100 emoji tracksuit or was that just a bad fever dream
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y'all be watching IT 2 but you can't make IT 2 your classes
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some of yall take way too much pride in being a hater instead of being kind to people
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Welcome to 7L
The school where you know about someone through twitter before you meet them in real life
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fight. show. mosh. discourse. cashapp. scene. nu jack. old head. cancel. style.
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love doing tha cold as life cover with my bros in OITC
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thinking... about... OITC... In the... Metalcore... House
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It's Friday the 13th
In October
And it's FOGGY
This is the end
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got the job offer I've been dreaming about for years today fellas can I get a W
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In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols.
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rich kids trying to resell clothes they thrifted for profit should be a crime
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If you would've told me a year ago that I'd 1. Be fronting a band and 2. Sunny would be recording our set I would've thought you were nuts lol
I'm heading out to Tulsa, Oklahoma to cover this on Monday, can't wait
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PSA for everyone who dabs on spartantime and thinks they're funny:
We scrap your footage
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kid who refused to pay $30 for a framed shipped print of a pic I took of him at a show is now charging $100 for shoots on a shitty point and shoot he just got
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many of you.... have twitter discourse.... but not many of you.... have career.... much to ponder
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DFW soundcloud rap fashion punk scene is one of the corniest things I have ever seen
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This is my cul-de-sac :( please stay safe if you life in Grand Lakes
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A couple of rescans
Frozen Soul @ Division Brewery (May 29th, 2021)
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So apparently this happened in Katy
I no longer feel safe
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nobody:
white girls that use insta filters that make their skin look like antique wood:
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Let's all make a conscious effort not to put other people down
No matter how much you hate them
Thanks.
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PEMDAS
P - Please
E - Excuse
M - My
D - Dear
A - Aunt
S - TimmyThick
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the face he makes when he wants cuddles food or sex
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I was never that close with Olan but he was always the first dude to talk to me at shows when I was standing by myself and he gave me his nerf gun at vibefest. Nothing but good memories of the kid. Gone way too fucking soon.
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Joel Osteen looks like Owen Wilson gone wrong
And Owen Wilson looks like Matthew McConaughey gone wrong
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sometimes when the riff hits you just gotta do this
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hi please don't drive drunk tonight if you're in the Katy/Houston area I'll come pick you up just call/text 8329046070
merry new year or whatever
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nobody:
white girls: I'm going to blinn and then transferring to A&M
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breakdown at 20ish seconds makes me wanna run through an electric fence
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San Antonio kids mosh like their lives depend on it
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He also screenshotted the pic off IG and used it as a cover for his shitty soundcloud rap song
kid who refused to pay $30 for a framed shipped print of a pic I took of him at a show is now charging $100 for shoots on a shitty point and shoot he just got
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Big Fish was so damn good
Everyone in theatre is so amazing
I love everyone there wow
This was almost a haiku
@studiovii_7014
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dude outside my apartment is freestyling to a girl over the worst beat I've ever heard omfg
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can't believe I took the lil homie to the god's hate show and someone broke his nose lmao
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Imagine if 7L paid more than $100 for pep rally speakers
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going out on a limb here but I made an app where you can watch YouTube videos with other people in real time and chat :) mostly just for practice & I’m gonna add more features later but if anyone wants to beta test it for me that would be much appreciated
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let’s say, you’ve been a bad girl. let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl
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ozone hatebreed cover
vom merauder cover
and I missed both because I'm sick
someone shoot me
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yeah I b doing this too you ain't special
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Built a keyboard this weekend I’m starting to see why people get real annoying about this stuff
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sometimes I b feeling like shit about myself but then I remember I landed the job I've been working toward for like 5 years now and that's pretty beast mode
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my first time ever shooting medium format hope u like it <3
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If deepincision does an on broken wings cover I'm singing every word and also killing someone
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nobody cared who I was til I put on the mask...
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Respect Women🌟💫
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3 people said I looked jacked tonight so I'll be riding this high
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highschool kids be like
"got any classes together?"
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ate robbys foot to the stomach so hard I felt my guts get rearranged (pause)
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