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@imperius77
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@QueenNS9595 nasib baik bukan alam kazar
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kalau taknak kena tangkap basah, check in la hotel yg mahal. kalau tak mampu, kau duduklah rumah melancap sorang2
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@imperius77
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kena marah dgn member sbb tak bawa kereta T20 pegi lunch date yg depa sendiri tolong setup. niat depa baik cuma if the girl were to like me, she should like me for who i am and not what i have, kan? ke aku yg salah? konfius jap
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@imperius77
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teringat satu ketika time tgh dok sedap menghenjut anak orang, tetiba masuk azan asar. bagi menghormati azan, kami berenti kejap tp aku dok dlm dia lagi sambil beromen. abis je azan aku sambung menyodok semula mesti ada yg pernah buat jugak keje camni, kan.
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@imperius77
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dari dulu memang geli kalau ada yg panggil aku 'daddy'. such a huge turn off. when did i fuck your mother, changed your diapers and hantar kau pegi tabika kemas?
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@imperius77
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kebanyakan wanita mencari lelaki yg financially stable. kebanyakan lelaki pula mencari pompuan yg emotionally stable.
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@imperius77
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dont know why my dick has been hard as a rock since morning. air dah penuh agaknya
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sekarang ni kiri kanan job offer asyik masuk, especially lepas last project aku dapat global recognition. padahal dulu lepas abis study teramatlah susah nak mendapatkan kerja terpaksa buka gerai jual burger. rezeki memang tak pernah salah alamat, cuma kadang2 dia lambat sampai je
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sometimes duduk serumah dgn a female cat ni lebih kurang sama situasinya bila duduk dgn org pompuan. they leave hairs on everything you own and may get extra clingy when ovulating. will report more if anything else comes up
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@imperius77
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since time is priceless, am glad to be spending it with a conversationalist. kalau dapat yg 24/7 asyik horny manjang mcm tak pernah dapat kotey pon bole naik muak & turn off jugak
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tbh i spend a lot of time planning and preparing for my own death. few months back dah selesaikan urusan bank, wasiat, life insurance & hibah for those i care about. pernah rancang nak mati dgn cara tido dlm kereta sendiri, that would be a nice way to go
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@imperius77
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have dated a number of non-malay females, foreign and domestic before this. tapi selalunya rship dgn melayu jugak yg paling best imho. dia punya feel, manis dan sedap memang lain macam
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@imperius77
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nasha aziz ni memang body goals betul, umur dah cecah 50 tp body mantap bergetah lagi. ramai juga pompuan zaman sekarang umur baru 30-an tapi badan dah mcm beranak 5 #JustSaying
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baru dimaklumkan my former brainchild project is currently nominated as project champion at an international world summit, carrying the nation's name and i would not be there to witness it. feeling quite bittersweet but proud at this piece of news
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@imperius77
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terdetik hati nak menubuhkan Kelab Pencinta Buah Dada yg berdaftar secara rasmi dgn ROS. selain menayangkan pelbagai buah dada yg sedap, kelab ni juga bakal mempromosi kesihatan payudara utk kesejahteraan kaum pompuan
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@imperius77
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utk cuci kelentit pun boleh
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Gajet utk cuci manik. Interesting!
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@imperius77
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tak kaya takpe, janji sedar diri.
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@imperius77
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tbh i am and probably will always be a sex addict. however, it has long been recognized that the path of my emotional recovery is through work, not the parted legs of a woman.
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always had tremendous respect for parents who dedicate their lives to their children. aku suka melayan anak buah / anak2 member but to raise one myself is something i dont think i can do. things that require high level of commitments such as these are not my forte
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schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
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@imperius77
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it is sad when you find someone that you like but you both want different things in life. better luck next time, maybe..
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its 4am and im searching for university courses online. things that interests me before have certainly changed over the decade. only this time i should pursue things that i actually have passion in.
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@imperius77
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never given a fuck if a person nak tambah bini atau sanggup utk bermadu. however, when you physically & emotionally hurt a person AND decide to kahwin lain when the person is pregnant with your 3rd child, that is just morally & ethically wrong. how can you even sleep at nite?
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@imperius77
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baik hati sungguh rider grab tadi bagitau nasi ayam aku order ni sebenarnya dari kedai yg tak halal. of course i know its non halal sbb dah selalu pegi makan kedai dia. so aku pura2 buat terkejut and gave the rider 5 ⭐️ for his kind thoughts
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@imperius77
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handed in my resignation today but they 'politely declined' and in return, made counter offers. a tricky situation, this is.
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antara benda positif yg jadi sebab covid ialah aku tak perlu lagi bersalaman dgn orang. there are a lot of disgusting people yg tak reti cuci tangan sebelum keluar dari toilet. such crude behavior.
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some people communicate better and clearer in writing than they do orally
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memang konfiden bila bersemuka secara face to face. cuma agak insecured dgn body sendiri depan orang bila tak berbaju. sebab tu jarang up nudes. does that make sense?
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good morning! starting this new day with a quick jog before bfast and work. other than breakfast, motivating oneself in the morning is also very important.
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hakikatnya bila kau dah berduit, layanan orang pun lain sikit bila hadir majlis open house diorang. tetamu lain makan pinggan plestik pakai buang, kita diberi makan atas pinggan kaca. kita faham niat depa baik, cuma kita naik segan kat orang lain.
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tak ramai sedar yg perbelanjaan org kaya beza dgn org marhaen. makan lunch harga sampai RM350 tu perkara biasa sbb nilai RM100 tu ibarat 10 sen je bagi depa. kalau kau tak mampu, tak usah lah komplen mengata mcm2. ukurlah spender di pinggang sendiri
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👈 currently in a very good mood
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syok pula tengok budak design tadi buat kerja guna macbook. the laptop looks sleek and its processor seems quite powerful. maybe i should go and buy one this weekend utk buat ghaso ghaso jah
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its been a while since i last menjejakkan kaki di negeri melaka ni. belum check in pun dah ada yg rojer nak jumpa. seems like its going to be a loooong week here
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sepanjang 4 bulan ni aku dah pergi holiday 3x, attended 3 live concerts, went on a fishing trip, hiking with friends, got into a new hobby, also made networks and connections with new people. it seems the psychotherapy sessions are working, my mind feel less fucked up nowadays.
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selalunya vendor akan bawa makan tempat best2 tiap kali pergi outstation tapi naik lemau sebab makan luar 2-3 hari ni. jadi aku plan sampai KL nak singgah beli barang dapur utk masak dinner di rumah tonite. sometimes the body & soul needs home made food even if its a simple menu
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i would wear this everyday
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zaman sekarang not every malay we meet is a muslim anymore
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@imperius77
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ada member lama meluahkan perasaan masa ngeteh tadi. katanya bini minta cerai sampai tuntut company kawan aku ni sbg hakmilik dia, walaupun sebulan dapat nafkah RM20k pun masih tak cukup. pakai tudung, semayang 5x sehari pon masih bole tamak haloba ya?
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ramadan tahun ni ada improvement sikit dapat buat puasa sebanyak 5 hari berbanding tahun2 lepas. sebelum ni niat puasa sebulan tp puasa 2 hari je : hari pertama puasa dan hari last puasa 🤣
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intelligent women are sexy. nuff sed.
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@imperius77
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shot a personal eiduladha wish to everyone who has ever slid into my dm. thank you for your support, thoughts and kindness shown and given to me. may you and your family live happy to the end of your days.
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gmorning! syoknya baru bangun tido. gonna get high, order in some bfast and spend some quality time on the playstation. apa plan uolls hari ni?
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one of the signs of a toxic relationship is when you always become the 'punching bag' when your partner is stressed with something else
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sometimes ada juga terfikir macamana aku bole tahan bertahun buat kerja tu. dalam 2-3 hari lepas nampak ada sorang member resign lepas 5 bulan pegang jawatan camtu. its understandable sbb the mental & physical stress can be unbearable at times. hidup tak serupa manusia dibuatnya
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it is only the 17th day of the new year and i am already depressed
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received the weekly report on my desk today regarding foreign cyber threats on our nation's digital assets. it says that the attacks have been increasing exponentially since the past 2 weeks. but worry not, we are still safe and protected. keep on fucking these yahudi bastards
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because anyone can offer you sex. however, its still the same feeling even when you sleep with a thousand partners. and its only temporary
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aku lebih prefer melepak sambil bincang mcmana kita boleh sama2 tambah / beranakkan duit dari duduk buang masa sembang pasal benda bukan2. if that is why some 'friends' see me as a sombong person, then so be it.
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teringat pernah ada sedara kata "kan senang kalau ada bini lagi, malam2 bila lapar dia bole masakkan utk kau" mungkin dia pikir aku jenis lelaki pemalas mcm dia, sampai nak makan pun kena bergantung harap pada orang lain.
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walaupun boleh stock up fast food dirumah but it takes out the fun in going out and driving at night, makan dlm kereta and peacefully strolling the neighborhood while smoking a joint before going back home to bed. these are all therapy to a hectic life
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@imperius77
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dah siap2 mandi & tukar baju utk keluar dinner tapi ternampak citer Batman Begins pulak kat Netflix. as a Batnerd i am obliged to click 2 Thumbs Up & press Play.
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good morning! its 8am and cuaca mendung camni is great for a quick jog before breakfast. apa je plan korang hari ni?
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fyi stpm is the HARDEST EXAM in Asia and the 7th hardest exam in the world. about a quarter of my batch failed miserably when we got our results that year. hence, my utmost respect to those who aced this exam
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@imperius77
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Wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo (はい) If you see me, then you mean it, then you know you have to go Fast & Furiousssss ~ (キタ drift, drift, drift) Fast & Furiousssss ~ (キタ drift, drift, drift)
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mat ri ye maaf zahir dan batin kepada semua!
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good things happen when we are happy
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it is not surprising that they offered me my old job back. itulah satu satunya jawatan yg dicipta khas utk aku semasa PKP tempoh hari. always knew nobody would know how to get the work properly done because that project is my brainchild before those assholes took over
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