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can't spell "bloodlust" without slut and baby i'm a whore for gore! 🫀 drew | they/it/she | nonbinary lesbian 💍 @sheepingly ⚔️ iris kreiss @ cactuar ♡ 18+

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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
let's all move back to forums. i want a signature. if you want to interact with me you have to deal with a large glitter graphic of my fictional boyfriends every time i post
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@impdyke
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i'm uninstalling
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@impdyke
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2 years
this is going to maybe make me sound like a nut but when people expand on a character's traumatic experiences that the original narrative kind of glosses over? when canon is like "yeah this terrible thing happened, it's ok" and writers are like "let me show you how much It Isn't"
@ayorapline
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2 years
instead of fanfiction icks... what r ur favorite things to read in fanfiction!!!!!!!! what is ur favorite thing that authors do!!!!!!!!!!
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@impdyke
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3 years
obsessed with this image
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@impdyke
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1 year
i've never even played FFVII but i saw this gif on, like, photobucket dot com as a literal child and routinely crack up whenever i remember it
@heyanobody
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1 year
alright i ain’t seen anyone else do it so qrt with your favorite final fantasy meme bait tweet
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@impdyke
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1 year
@noslopdx the malls and movie theaters where i live don't even let teenagers in after 6pm without a parent... so good luck if you want to hang out with friends after any sort of after school club or sport i guess
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@impdyke
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1 year
surprising no one, i'm thinking about bungo stray dogs and the cycles of abuse within the port mafia again
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
don't give a job 200%. no matter how passionate about it you are or how much you want to help your coworkers, it's a recipe for long term emotional and physical burn-out. don't let employers pressure you into doing the work of multiple ppl for the pay of one.
@1ov1bri
BB🫶🏾
1 year
People age 26+.. what is some advice you would give someone age 20-25?
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@impdyke
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1 year
the thing about this choice of picture + caption is that it's not Wrong but it's also possibly the funniest choice of image possible in context
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@impdyke
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6 months
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@juumelo_
julia
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sorry I attacked you with a sword I desire you carnally
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
bsd fandom gave me SUCH a taste for this because i know the series will probably never explain why or entirely how dazai is the way he is (bad.) but i love seeing people's interpretations of that and their ideas of what it looks like when the masks finally drop
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
where everyone looks a little too much like you...
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
4 years
mutuals do this to me
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
fandom in general - but idv fans in particular - falls into this trap so often of like, claiming moral superiority bc of which characters/ships they like and not bothering to examine how they treat other fans or creators
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
this is exactly the type of stuff that kept me from feeling comfortable thinking of myself as a lesbian. the whole "our attraction/love/etc is inherently purer and more meaningful" spiel.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
not a bad customer, but something i'll never forget: the truck driver who asked us not to cut his sushi roll so he could eat it like a burrito as he drove
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
1) i'm sorry i'm stupid and trans and this made me lose my shit this morning
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
jesus christ
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
when a customer holds one of these up for .5 seconds and expects you to read and understand the whole thing in that time, leans over the handoff plane to stare at you the whole time, and then doesn't tip 😜😜😜
@josiahhughes
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fyi
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@impdyke
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1 year
are we really at the point of begging for cis people's sympathies where our activists are phrasing things as "even if you hate trans people, how do you think cis [people] feel?" we can't even be centered in regards to the hatred of us lol
@EliErlick
Eli Erlick
1 year
I don’t care for corporations’ marketing stunts but the #BoycottCostaCoffee campaign is a good example of how anti-trans ideology harms cis women. Even if you hate trans people, how do you think cis cancer survivors feel when you call their mastectomy scars “mutilation”?
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@impdyke
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10 months
@funifetti bloodborne weapon dlc
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
i think more people should embrace the concept of Bitch Eating Crackers. not everything the person/media/etc you have an issue with does needs to be framed to be as problematic + evil as possible. sometimes you rly Are just going ugh, look at that bitch, eating their crackers.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
modern fandom really feels like the "but that's not cAnOnNnNn" "give me proof they're gay/trans/etc" "can't men just be friends" bros of internet forums past with a layer of rainbow paint slapped over it
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
@heyheedie it's giving this energy
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
@imagnesnutter like don't get me wrong i love people making them a silly dysfunctional criminal family but also is there one fucking structural relationship in there that isn't abusive as hell
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
WE JUST FOUND KITTENS UNDER OUR PORCH?
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
24 days
@covetimp BEST TROPE YEAH both of them keep telling themselves and each other it's Just This Once to get it out of their systems and then they can move on, but it kinda. stops being just this once when it's a whole string of once-es
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
i don't think you get to "well all my favs are female characters and i write wlw fanfiction" your way out of treating fellow queer people with respect in fandom spaces lmfao
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
or whatever fall out boy said
@waxbutterflies
peepy
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grand theft autism
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 months
@cherrysipps wait this would be so funny. theyre both thinking oh well our first time since starting to properly date should be romantic and vanilla. rose petals and candles and rosy slow-mo filters and all of that. we'll work up to that first! unfortunately for those plans, they're THEM, so
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 months
@Alrightpunk yeah how many apologies did he get that his dad never meant and never bothered to change his behavior abt. how many times did blitz and barbie apologize to their dad for things (and probably mostly not things they Should need to) and get told in reply that sorry isn't enough etc
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
"LEGAL"?!?!?!?!??
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
i can't stop making these so. thread of idv characters as text posts 1)
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
28 days
dove in ambulance to ER something wrong i don't know what is causing it waiting on uber to meet them there now please keep them in your thoughts
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
LOOK WHAT WE FOUND AT THE RICH PPL NEIGHBORHOOD YARD SALE
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
sorry for being obsessed with myself. as if it's my fault
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
half the people in these QRTs: "yeah, it's really upsetting to create something for someone's character for free and have them act ungrateful bc i couldn't see their m*ds" the other half of the QRTs: "SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO USE M*DS?!"
@winterbornbard
Calypso 🌅 Dawntrailed (spoilers!)
1 year
Feeling some kinda way about how it's becoming more common for art parties to have a Mare syncshell because as a console player I'm just like 🙃
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@impdyke
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8 days
the nurses gave me a flower!!!!! anyway. am home. am honestly kinda shocked at how smoothly everything went (literally the worst parts were that i felt rly sick when they were trying to put in my IV + moving between sitting/standing rn) but. tubes TIED cyst OUT i have a POPSICLE
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
characters that better be in trigun stampede season two - milly - this thing
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
world heritage tweet
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 months
when there's talking shit about a little life on the timeline
@coopercooperco
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️
2 months
A Little Life still the worst contemporary book I’ve read read by a mile. Comes off as story written by someone whose understanding of a gay relationship is exclusively derived from fan fiction and the amount of trauma it dumps on Jude is so comical it borders on slapstick
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@impdyke
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7 months
mitski listener looking ass. "i always wanted to die clean and pretty but i'd be too busy on working days" looking ass
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
good thoughts for ren today pls! if all goes well they may be getting cleared for surgery at today's appointment ✨
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
9 months
the fiovera dynamic. to me.
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@impdyke
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25 days
HOME... home with my baby... i'm so glad they're ok
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
i. i got the barista job?
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 months
god did this to me
@hachiohgersbf
diabolical squripian sucker
2 months
Astarion was pissing me off so i gave him gender dysphoria
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@impdyke
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2 years
shit take you need to vocally oppose transphobia because of the harm it does to trans people FULL STOP. who cares if it's a ~gateway issue~. we are not canaries in a goddamn coal mine for ~worse things to come~ we are human beings who deserve a world that respects our existence
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Shaun (shaunvids on bsky)
2 years
you need to vocally oppose transphobia not just because of the harm it does to trans people, but because the right see demonising trans issues as a gateway to attack all manner of people they hate. they wouldn't stop with forcing one group back in the closet
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@impdyke
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6 months
so many posts about the lack of f/f content in fandom are great and insightful and then immediately lose me when they start going "and the m/m ships are BORING and BAD and for CUMBRAINED YAOI LOSERS" like you are. Not winning me over with "f/f is Good cause m/m is Bad"
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
letsa go.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 months
sooooo this is steve, he has one brain cell and a big block head made of rocks and likes to lay on the floor like a frog, and after a trial "sleepover" he's officially coming to live with us ;u; he's such a great fit with our other two dogs and hit it off with them IMMEDIATELY
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
gender is a sport and i'm that kid they put in the outfield because they know i can't pay attention to the game
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
let's fucking gooooo
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
yes gimme a chance to share spotify links. yessss
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@impdyke
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27 days
they should be okay, their BP seems to have gotten better with fluids, their test results all came back good, and they're sleeping off the nausea meds now. hopefully we should be able to go home once they're able to wake up a little more.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
"it's not okay to tell people not to play a video game! it is, however, morally correct to give money to the IP of a woman who's built her entire brand over the last decade on the targeted harassment of a minority group"
@Asmongold
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Shocking to me that people think the way to protest Hogwarts Legacy is to bully and harass those who are playing/streaming it No one likes this You're not helping anyone, you're just being a piece of shit.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
realized last night while rewatching deadstream that my wife owns chrissy's shirt, they really rolled with it for their outfit today! hope they don't ask me to repeat any weird latin! @vanessamwinter @JosephWinterVHS
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
painted the first accent wall of OUR HOUSE!!!! WHICH WE HAVE!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! 🏡💕✨ keeping my mouth shut about this has been so hard omfg
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
would you guys support me if i got this as a tattoo
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
WAIT WAIT I HAVE TO POST THE MOST IMPORTANT COMIC IVE EVER SEEN ON THIS DAY OF 4/20
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
4 months
hello from me and my whale at the hospital, i am feeling much better than last night in the ER but it sounds like they're planning to keep me another night for observation, fortunately i've been able to sleep thru the vast majority of the experience :'D
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
hi guys i'm home. had to spend a few days in the hospital for brain problems(tm) but i'm back and safe and hopefully a lot more stable. missed y'all a lot.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
4 years
i'm just... so happy to be just vibing in the chair next to ren... holding their gay little hand... i love them so much pls allow me my gay sappiness i missed them
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
i'm so jealous of everyone whose lives have somehow been so miraculously unaffected by covid that they can go out to huge pride events and conventions and fun summer stuff and somehow not blink a fucking eye over it. wish i could give that few fucks. (not really. but.)
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 months
@goztfukr when you get your first packer and you're a little too enthusiastic about what you think is a realistic size
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
i busted my ass at a level that just wasn't sustainable for ~2 years in my early twenties bc i genuinely thought i was helping the place i worked... it made no difference to the owners of the company and i ended up with permanent damage to my wrists/arms and back :-)
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
something something snow white #bsd
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
today i stopped by panera and they asked me "do you want to donate for autism awareness" and me, not yet caffeinated, went "no, i already know about it"
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
getting to knoooowowwwww youuuu
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
anyway. new hair! very versatile!
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
i wanna do this for iris 🖤 one like, one answer?
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
omfg Y'ALL I GOT OFFERED THE HOSTING JOB
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
@t0bey__ freddy is unfortunately the guy who goes into the coffee shop like don't you guys just sell PLAIN black COFFEE any more i think
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
not to be all 2012 tumblr My Dash Did a Thing but: akfdjdnfsf??
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
27 days
still at hospital. despite all the tests and monitors being good, they can't stay awake for more than a few seconds and i have to jostle around their shoulder to get that much. doctors won't do anything because of the tests not showing issues. haven't tried any more meds/fluids.
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@impdyke
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27 days
much more awake this AM and dove was able to text me a little when i ran home to get all the animals set for the day. heading back soon and hopefully the doctors will have some news
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
@cressidasea apologies to every bloodied up fictional man i've ever sexualized i forgot they didn't consent to getting the shit kicked out of them by other fictional characters my bad my bad
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
7 months
need to meet the giant lesbian this was made for fr
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
i have to go to my grandma's but i'll do this when i get home :3
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
baby i'm nonconforming to genders you've never even heard of
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
saw a man eating dog treats at the train station like straight out of the bag and everything. how's your day going
@transgin
∞ Ren!! 🩷
3 years
tweet like bungou stray dogs is real
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
after a lot of thought and worry i've decided i need to be on my own for a while. obviously there's no need to choose sides between luca and i; i don't think that's fair. if we're close you're welcome to dm me about the situation.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
I PASSED HTE BACKGROUND CHECK THEY JUST NEED ME TO GIVE THEM A MOVE IN DATE!!!! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS MAIL MY SHIT DOWN AND BOOK A FLIGHT!!!!!! I MIGHT BE MOVING IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS!!!!!!
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
i hope all y'all are able to be understanding and supportive to us both during this. it's just way too personal to discuss in the open.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
MOMO AND KYOUKA ARE HOME 😭
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
one of those build an outfit based on your big 3 zodiac placement threads based on Clothes I Think Are Cute! sorry if it takes me a while to post every sign!
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
how much of the "nb people with noun names" phenomena do you think is due to people being nicknamed a short version of their online handles long enough that they just decide to go by that permanently
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
4 years
four years ago i married my favorite person in the world! i'm so grateful to have @Sheepingly in my life.
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
conservatives whining about "woke chocolate" like they haven't been eating her/she bars for years 🙄
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
any member of this family but my money's entirely on her
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@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
1 year
which sitcom character do you think could win the hunger games???? (winning accidentally counts)
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@impdyke
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3 years
i'm posting this for my best friend @/OWLWlTCH who's currently locked out of their twitter account
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
2 years
god i wish i could explain better to people that transphobia doesn't stop being... transphobia just because you're correctly gendering your targets
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 years
the prettiest boygirl in the morgue ⚰️✨
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
1 year
@bizzaroren it's so revealing of the way str8 people (especially men) view relationships tbh! like the idea that you can't simultaneously find someone hot and still be their friend and respect them even if they have no romantic/sexual interest in you
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@impdyke
aspiring werewolf
3 months
@cherrysipps not clickbait: big gay owl boyfriend and i got kicked out of the museum midway through our date for doing what security referred to as "unspeakable deeds" with the historical torture devices
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@impdyke
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7 months
NEW GLASSES WHO THIS!!!!!
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