I stabbed myself in the leg with a meat thermometer. I am officially cooked. #momlife

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Me: why can’t the paparazzi leave Taylor and Travis alone?? Also me: Please, God, someone post more Italy photos of Taylor and Travis!!!!!!

@THR She is a star!

My son does not have school today because this is the day Jesus reminded everyone that in one week he would break bread for 5000 people. Basically we are celebrating Jesus sending out a “save-the-date” text. #momlife #catholicschool

@drewgmackie You had me, but now I just think you’re high maybe?

I love my husband but he’s never made me a mix tape. Not sure this relationship is legit. #marriage #mixtape #parenting

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I do believe my children are capable and smart. I simultaneously believe that when an opportunity or an accident strikes, they will be fully engrossed in some sort of “best of French bull dogs” video

I’m going to bed before 11 pm on a Friday in Vegas. Do I just enter hospice care now or what?

My daughter asked me if we could update her Barbie house into more of a cottagecore vibe and it’s now my Roman Empire. #diy #miniature #sidetables #barbie #romanempire

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The longest story I’ve ever heard is how my daughter lost her lunch box yesterday

February 26, 2024 via @YouTube This is a behind the scenes of how dumb adults can be. #fun #humor #parenting #mom #momlife #dad #zapper

Mom’s a little sick. She’ll be better in a day or so but the guilt of having the kids on screens for 14 hours and helping themselves to Skittles for breakfast… that’s gonna linger for years.

@galaxygirl30 But lots of messages when you don’t have enough volunteers to do the thing asking whyyyyy???

If you aren’t spending every moment reviewing different angles of Travis and Taylor kissing post-game like someone trying desperately to break open a true crime investigation, then you are not living. #travisandtaylor #momlife

My 13-year-old son and I watched Anchor Man tonight. We both laughed like 7th graders, only one of us is a woman in her forties. #momwin #anchorman #comedy

My 8 yo is learning to use common sayings and this is what she’s got so far: When you choke because it goes down the other end. & He’s not the worst tool in the shed.