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A poor but available dad is better than a rich absent father.😌
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Here comes the goal keeper and the striker carrying the stadium of Night duties 😂
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Our Grandma's be acting like drug dealers, everytime she gives us money 🤣
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If I give you 1million to buy anything for me and keep the Change. What will you buy for for me?🥺
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When your dating a single mother and you want her kids to love you🤣
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Those days at school when you get a strong beating from your classmate but you don't want to give up b'se your friends are busy shouting. Bruce Lee.. Bruce Lee.. Bruce Lee 😂
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I know 65% will say this is being wicked 😂 How do you call this game in your Local Language 🥺
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African journalists be like: I have Joseph right here in the studio, so Joseph what's yo name?🤣
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Some of you didn't know how to ride bicycle. What is the name of this style?🤔
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I need a Nickname. Call me with the last thing you bought today.🙄😏
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That one teacher on duty seeing you without stockings but you are still singing the National Anthem 😂😂
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The field might look clean without tall grass but never play the match without socks😂
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When grandma says your a very handsome man🥰 then you went inside the room and open your front camera to confirm 😭😭
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I can't believe I'm related to Bill Gates😛 His mother and my mother are both mothers🥺🙄
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I fainted Infront of your shop and your giving me water to drink.what happened to the ice cream and milk your selling 😜
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My name is shortlisted first on the wakeup List again. Thank you Lord for such an amazing day. Good morning 💞💙☀️
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Here comes the legend who was sent by the mom at 7:30am to go and buy sugar in the morning,Now returning home at 6pm after a long day with his friends. Now that this happiness is going to turn into tears later😂🤣
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I found this interesting Nae 😂
Some drunkards know why they drink off
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Tanzanian money looks like it was designed by a Nursery drop out pupil.
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I found this interesting. As a wife.
What will be your reaction?😏
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If a man propose to a girl and she says "NO", Is the relationship over?🙃
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Those days when this was a competition. Now just imagine how my bro sacrificed two of his balls to save one ball🤣
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My name is the first on the wakeup List. Thank you Lord for another beautiful day. Good morning Twitter family 💞💙☀️
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When they are out with their friends and sees her boyfriend dancing on MTN bus in the market, just to win umbrella 💔😝
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I lost my goat and now it has been 3days seeing my neighbor with toothpicks every now and then 🥺😏
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My name is the first on the wake up List again. Thank you Heaven father for another beautiful day. Good morning Twitter family 💞💙☀️
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Nothing makes a girl happier than when been called by the in-laws "Our wife". She can mop the radio, wash the trees and even iron the Tv 😂
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Why do some people do this to the face when dancing their favorite song😂
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I wanted to inbox this girl here. As soon as I typed "Hi", Auto correct changed it to Hiv.😏 I stopped right there. It was a sign from my ancestors 😂
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When someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right 🤣
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My name is shortlisted first on the wakeup List again..Thank you Lord father for driving me safely throughout the night. Good morning 💞💙☀️
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If you can bring back one person out of the four iconic singers, who would you go for?💎🎵
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Since I was born, I've never seen chicken agreeing to have s*x. It's always rape and the government is doing nothing about it😂😂
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Those who studied biology and Agriculture. What are these?😂😂
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Okay now remove your four fingers from the back of your phone and see the magic 😂
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Up and grateful. Thank you Lord father for shortlisting my name again. Good morning family 💞💙☀️
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Continue ignoring me. Do you know how many people fight for me in the Taxi park when I pass with a bag🥺
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Sentencing a gay for 14yrs of imprisonment and still put him in the same jail with other guys. Isn't that Honeymoon 🥺😂
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I wish your celebration gives you many happy memories.
@Shakira561
wishing you the biggest slice of a Happy birthday today 🎊🎂
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Up and grateful. Thank you Lord for shortlisting my name again for another beautiful day. Good morning Twitter family 💞💙☀️
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Since I was born, I have never seen a pregnant police woman. Do they lay eggs. I'm just asking as concerned citizen😌
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Dear money, did we quarel? If we did, Please am so sorry my Love, I can't live without you. Don't break up with me😌😒
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And who is that Niga?😂😂
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When my friend knows that I have money and heading to the Joint😂🤣
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Up and grateful. Thank you Lord for another beautiful day. Good morning 💞💙☀️
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I saw my ex roasting corn when she saw me, she ran away. She didn't know that I came to tell her that I now sell charcoal 😂
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Some people fell in wrong relationships b'se they wanted to show to their Ex's that they moved on 😂
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Last Sunday in church, pastor said "Do something crazy for the Lord" I now went outside and switched off the generator 🥲😏
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Dating a church girl is the best. I cheat, she finds out. We pray and blame the devil 🥺😹
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When you're on your Lunch break considering not to go back for work 😂
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What killed your feelings for someone you were once madly in love with💞💔
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After the age of 25 years, You're not single, you're unmarried 😂😂
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When they say Heaven is on earth, People still don't believe. 😂😂
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Up and grateful. Thank you Lord for another beautiful day. Good morning 💞💙☀️
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People are marrying their ogs and ob's then there is you from a single school chasing after landlords daughters and sons.🥺😏
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Saw my salary written on a bottle of perfume in some supermarket, so you mean someone is out there smelling like my salary?😩
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Those days when you get home and realized someone has eaten all the food you've been thinking about all day at school 😂😭
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My phone doesn't have a single crack. Just imagine your heart in my hands😂
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At school they taught us that xxx is a Roman numeral, I typed xxx on Google and the Romans all came out naked😂
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What will you do after 4years of dating and she rejects your ring 💍while proposing to her in public 🙆😏
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Up and grateful. Thank you Lord father for shortlisting my name again for another beautiful day. Good morning Twitter family 💞💙☀️
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The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoid "sorry I did know you were inside" after they've see everything 😂
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I went to the club and they were testing for HIV before you go in..we were only 5 inside without a DJ😂
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So my girlfriend has finally dumped me just b'se a rat brought a used up condom to my room😌🥲
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Why do ladies flip their T-shirt and allow it to hang on the waist?😂
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Those days when the class monitor hands in the list of noise makers but the teacher forgave everyone 🥺😂
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When your neighbor says you'll die single but you're already dating her daughter
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If your best friend kiss your bride on your wedding day just to show how happy he is, what will be your reaction?🥺😏
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Have you ever slept hungry just to prove to your parents that you are angry😂
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Up and grateful. Thank you Lord for another beautiful day. Good morning fam 💞💙☀️
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If I make you smile and laugh with my memes, just imagine on a mattress 🤭😂
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My mom once said "if you want to be happy, make them happier"💞💙☀️
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10k for the best Liar today 😂😂
Me: my house has a finger print🥺😏
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I found this interesting Nae no one wants to be left behind.. 😂😂
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Ask your boyfriend to resend the photos you sent him last weekend and thank me later 😂
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Sometimes we want to tell you who is dating your partner but you don't great us😂😂
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Imagine listening to a love song and no one comes into your minds 😂 That's the final stage of completely being single 😏
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One day you will find all the pharmacies closed and you will become a mother forcefully 😂
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A man married his first wife traditionally later married his second wife through court. Who is his legal wife?🤔
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When a backbencher becomes the school captain for the first time.
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"Am not your type ", says a gal who uses a bathing soap until it becomes like the size of a memory card 😂
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Thank you Lord father for shortlisting my name again for another amazing day. Good morning Twitter Angels💞💙☀️
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I want know the kind of glue that this company use in holding their logo. This thing can't remove until the soap get finish 😂
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Teacher slapped your mom Infront of you, As S.3 student, what will you do?🥺🧐
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If you only focus on beauty in your search for a wife, you may end up marrying a very beautiful problem 😂
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I want to marry someone who is funny as me. Imagine we both laughing b'se we have nothing to eat😂🤦
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