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Ai is changing lives and you can too | MCP | CCNP | Network Admin | Digital Media Marketer | Content Writer
Joined April 2013
@HamidMirPAK سروے کی authenticity کا اندازہ اس بات سے ہی ہو رہا ہے کہ ن لیگ 23% اور جماعت اسلامی 21%۔ جماعت اسلامی جن کو ان کے گھر والے ووٹ نئیں ڈالتے 🤣🤣 واہ او بھولیئے مجے.
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@EPropoganda1 اندازہ کریں اگر یہ واقعہ پنجاب میں ہوا ہوتا تو حامد میر، ایمان مزاری، اسد طور، مطیع اللہ جان اور بہت سے اور لگڑ بگڑز نے ناچ ناچ کر گھنگرو توڑ دینے تھے.
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پٹرول مافیا جیت گیا. تبدیلی ایک بار پھر ہار گئی.
آئل کمپنیوں کو چار کروڑ کا جرمانہ کر کے سات ارب کا فائدہ دیا گیا پانچ دن پہلے پٹرول بڑھا کر یہ ہوتی ہے شفافیت.#PetrolDieselPriceHike.
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A young man proposed to a girl using 99 iphones arranged in a heart pattern, but she refused his offer. 🤔😕
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When you start to improve yourself, loneliness is the price you pay.
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Maa: Meri baho to esi Hogi Jo apnay par mitti bhi na girne de. Meanwhile Bahu :-
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It is better to be king of your silence than a slave of your words. - William Shakespeare
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After watching a horror movie and you hear a spoon fall down in the kitchen 😀
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Everything you need is already inside you. Don't wait for others to light your fire. You have your own matches.
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تانگوں کا دور تھا ایک تانگے والے نے سڑک کے درمیان چلنے والی بڑھیا سے چیخ کر کہا:.’’بچ مائی بچ‘‘۔.لیکن بڑھیا راستے سے نہ ہٹی اور تانگے کے نیچے آ کر زخمی ہو گئی۔.پولیس والے نے تانگے والے کا چالان کر دیا اور پوچھا کہ تم نے جان بوجھ کر ایسا کیا ہے؟ تمہیں شرم نہ آئی کہ ایک بوڑھی عورت
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وہ ملے تو پوچھنا ہے مجھے۔۔۔.اب بھی ہوں میں تیری امان میں کیا۔۔۔. یوں جو تکتا ہے آسمان کو تو ۔۔۔.کوئی رہتا ہے آسمان میں کیا۔۔۔. یہ مجھے چین کیوں نہیں پڑتا۔۔۔.اک ہی شخص تھا جہان میں کیا۔۔۔. - Jaun Elia.(1931-2002)
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"The one who plants trees, knowing that he will never sit in their shade, has at least started to understand the meaning of life.". - Rabindraanath
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اُرلے پَرلے ایتھے رہ گئے.ماں دے تَرلے ایتھے رہ گئے. ویہڑے چوں دو لاشاں اٹھیاں.پَنجے مَرلے ایتھے رہ گئے
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One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party. -Franz Kafka. Franz Kafka was a German-language writer and novelist from Prague. He is considered a major figure in 20th-century literature, and his work combines realism and fantasy.
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Teacher: Why do we drink water?.Student: Because we cannot eat it. 😁
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more than half of the world’s population lives in just 10 countries? Which country do you think has the largest population?.#WorldFacts.#PopulationCuriosity. 1. China.2. USA.3. Indonesia .4. India.
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The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. -Helen Keller. Helen Adams Keller (1880 - 1968) was an American author, political activist, and lecturer. She was the first deafblind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree. She learned to communicate with
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That small salary is better than waiting for someone to give you money. Be proud of your hustle.
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me: *Closes Twitter*. my Brain: "now what?". me: *Opens Twitter Again*.
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ترقی مستقل مزاجی سے ہی حاصل کی جا سکتی ہے۔ جد وجہد جاری رکھیں. Growth comes from persistence, not perfection. Keep going.
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Indian air force helicopter in the 1970s. They were on a different level 😁
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Everything is easy if you are crazy. Nothing is easy if you are lazy.
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" اس آدمی کے لیے کچھ بھی کافی نہیں جسے زیادہ بھی کم لگتا ہے۔". Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
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@Matiullahjan919 دنیا میں واحد عدلیہ دیکھی جو سیاست دانوں کی طرح بیانات دیتے ہیں اور پھر صفایا ں بھی دیتے ہیں کہ ہم سیاست نہیں کر رہے۔ اس سے بڑھ کر عدلیہ کی بے توقیری نہیں دیکھی جو خود عدلیہ کے ہاتھوں ہو رہی ہے.
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اچھا پھر کیا ہوا؟.پھر! پھر میں نے اسے بھی جانے دیا جس کے ��انے سے میری جان جاتی تھی
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"Victory is reserved for those who are willing to pay its price.". - Sun Tzu. Sun Tzu (roughly 5th century BC) was a Chinese military general, strategist, philosopher, and writer who lived during the Eastern Zhou period. Sun Tzu is traditionally credited as the author of The Art
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A lesson from our hand:. All fingers are not in the same length. But when they bend, all stand equal. Life becomes easy when we bend and adjust to all situations.
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When people say,."You are getting old, you should get married!". Tell me:.Will marriage stop me from getting old?
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Husband: Last night, in your sleep, you were using abusive language against me. Wife: That was your imagination. Husband: What imagination?. Wife: That I was asleep. 😁
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The Maldives, an island nation in the Indian ocean, has an average elevation of just 1.5 meters (4.9 feet) above sea level, making it the lowest and flattest country in the world.
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It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Kurt Cobain. (1967-1994). Kurt Donald Cobain was an American musician who was the lead vocalist, guitarist, primary songwriter, and a founding member of the grunge band Nirvana.
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INTERESTING . Have you ever wondered why the Leaning Tower of Pisa is tilted?. Today, you’re going to learn the reason. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is the bell tower of Pisa Cathedral, built in the Field of Miracles. A bit of history:. Construction began in 1173 AD with a
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Husband: My heart is in pain, call the doctor immediately, Fast!. Wife: ok dear, stay calm, tell me your mobile password. Husband: Wait, no need I'm feeling better now. 😁
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آپکی زبان میں اس ڈش کو کیا کہتے ہیں؟.گھر میں کون بناتا ہے؟. آپ کو پسند ہے یا نہیں؟
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The only keeper of your happiness is you. Stop giving people power to control your smile, your worth and your attitude.
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@fariiamir Beautifully said! Embracing cleanliness, both outwardly and inwardly, is a meaningful way to honor a special day. Jumma Mubarak ❤️.
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Google hires about 200 goats to trim the grass at their mountain view headquarters, reducing the need for lawnmowers and promoting eco-friendly landscaping.
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