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"Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House," she said hoarsely, "you are the greatest cavalier we have ever produced. You are our triumph. The best of all of us. It has been my privilege to be your necromancer."
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I swear I never stole anything I never meant to hurt anyone I swear, I swear that I'm a good kid A good kid, who's had a bad run
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You remember how the fuck-off great-aunts always used to say, Suffer and learn? If they were right, Nonagesimus, how much more can we take until you and me achieve omniscience?
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We just won't tell Simon, okay? He doesn't need to know.
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A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep.
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Well, we kind of have no choice but to live. So I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
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One wants to tell a story, like Scheherezade, in order not to die. It's one of the oldest urges in mankind. It's a way of stalling death.
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I was empty then And I'm empty now But it's not the same at all
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Right after he spoke, Blue threw her arms tightly around his neck. Right after he spoke, she pressed her face into the side of his. Right after he spoke she held him like a shouted word. Love, love, love.
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You're going to be amazing.
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You remember how the fuck-off great-aunts always used to say, Suffer and learn? If they were right, Nonagesimus, how much more can we take until you and me achieve omniscience?
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People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't?
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It’s not all abraca-fuck-you and what have you. I have a beating heart! I'm multidimensional! I'm a fully realized creation! FUCK!
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Her body lies in her wife's caress, her face is free of her life's distress. Wearing the tags of her wedding dress, laid in blood when the battle has done.
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How many can I kill, Chino? How many, and still have one bullet left for me?
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We just won't tell Simon, okay? He doesn't need to know.
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FERN: I just wish I could see the treehouse one more time. FINN: Yeah dude, of course. Let's go there right now. FERN: That's okay... Just promise to plant me there.
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A living hell is, after all, still living.
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Antikythera protocol. Passcode: Alpha Lima Alpha November Alpha. Kill override program.
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JUNO: (WINDED) Doesn't seem very gentlemanly of you to pick a fight you know you can win. TOD: Detective, a gentleman picks only fights he knows he can win. That is the essence of class. JUNO: Well, I'm more of a lady myself, anyway.
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