VOO DOLL
@imavoodoll
Followers
32,053
Following
32,520
Media
2,963
Statuses
30,394
I’m scared of idiots and I love soup! I do Hexes, spells, potions, and general magic. Occasionally works as advertised! 32% success rate Guaranteed!!!🌊 NO DMs.
New Orleans, LA
Joined September 2020
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#Mchoice2024
• 1880144 Tweets
#MintAwards2024
• 1342449 Tweets
Call me
• 120699 Tweets
MCHOICE X ML
• 110205 Tweets
#ホロ0期生ライブ2024
• 102715 Tweets
#liSTeningPARTY
• 91804 Tweets
SING ALONG WITH YOKO
• 89204 Tweets
#Venue101
• 87875 Tweets
#ZMZMINZM
• 29586 Tweets
#SixTONESANN
• 28736 Tweets
BILLYBABE AT PRAEW2024
• 28675 Tweets
#青島くんはいじわる
• 23570 Tweets
リスアニ
• 23382 Tweets
ビッグラン
• 21854 Tweets
結束バンド
• 21604 Tweets
ライブ映像
• 21594 Tweets
最高のライブ
• 19373 Tweets
デスゲーム
• 18493 Tweets
Twitter調子
• 17233 Tweets
HALF TIME
• 17205 Tweets
紫耀くん
• 14460 Tweets
Hysteria
• 13597 Tweets
東海道南方沖
• 12555 Tweets
YEONJUN IS LOADING
• 11138 Tweets
コロンブス
• 10778 Tweets
アクキヨ
• 10170 Tweets
Honestly, how does Pete Davidson get all these hot women to date him???
6K
670
16K
I grew up in the Middle East and believe me when I tell you that I’m seeing all the same signs that the Republican Party is becoming radicalized.
115
724
3K
Don’t dismiss new or small accounts that don’t post a lot.
Some people enjoy reading more than writing.
New accounts are still trying to figure this app out.
If you need a friend, I’ll be more than happy to follow you.
262
175
3K
You know what kills me the most.
That piece of shit will always be addressed as “President” trump for the rest of his worthless life.
948
239
3K
First day without a single cigarette!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pre-sorry for any oncoming bitchyness.
375
45
3K
Super proud of my self today.
I have crippling social anxiety and the pandemic made it 100 times worse, but I put on my big girl panties and went to the gym.
YAY!!!!!!
285
64
3K
Yes I will follow accounts with zero followers.
Because one person followed me when I had zero followers.
136
154
2K
If any of the following offends you, you should not be following me.
I’m an immigrant, English isn’t my first language, I’m from the Middle East, I’m dark skinned, I am liberal as fuck!
If you have something stupid to say, I will always outwit you. So embarrass yourself.
296
95
2K
I swam for the very first time in my life today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
220
29
2K
15 years ago I got hitched to this guy and I still get giddy when I see him.
217
50
2K
When I started on here, I would tweet for MONTHS, without having any friends or someone who replied to me.
That was during quarantine when everything was so lonely.
So if you’re a small or new account and need a friend, I’m here for you.
193
105
2K
Last year I had so little friends on twitter when I wished a merry Christmas,no one responded. This year you guys sent me gifts and cards and well wishes.
YOU have made this isolating year livable. Thank you all.
Merry Christmas.
Love Voo.
329
66
2K
The NRA called my house line with some bullshit.
I spoke to them in Arabic.
I think I actually SCARED the NRA!
158
88
2K
A tomato and mayo sandwich has to be the best thing that ever happened to my mouth.
380
57
1K
I quit smoking and now I’m smelling and tasting all sorts of crazy things!
201
33
1K
I never tweet anything serious and I never ask anything of anyone.
But if you are 40 years old or over and love Voo PLEASE start annual breast cancer screenings with mammograms. PLEASE!!!!
127
231
1K
Thank you for all your support and suggestions.
Today is the day I’ve decided to quit smoking!!!!!!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
235
28
1K
It’s 22° outside and my husband is out there grilling me a steak.
Now that’s how you say ‘I love you.’
98
29
1K
I always follow back small and new accounts because:
-I find a lot of gems
-everyone starts with one follower
-a lot of them are great at
engaging back
-I’ve made some amazing true friendships
-how do you think big accounts started!
99
78
935
To the 31,000 people who follow me, but don’t talk to me. Who are you? Let’s get to know each other. Do you like cheese?
739
72
949
I just wanna thank the first human that saw a marijuana leaf and said I’m gonna dry this shit and puff it.
92
68
848
This is the picture that my dad has kept in his wallet for 38 years and that is enough validation for me.
#ValidateMe
82
13
843
Any advise for quitting smoking.
I’ll even take your most outrageous suggestions! 😉
2K
69
816
I just responded to an email to one of my biggest Clients with “Go Tit” instead of “Got it”.
222
26
808
@loose_parts
@Tim_Walz
Nope! I grew up very poor, if it wasn’t for my school nurse’s supply of feminine hygiene products i would have been humiliated.
12
17
857
This was Worth every second of waiting and is probably the top three best things anyone has ever made for me.
The picture does not even begin to describe the craftsmanship and detail.
Thank you soooooo much tiki.
137
31
769
For my inked friends, do you ever just get this intense craving to get a new tattoo? I want a new one so badly.
295
26
729
I have nice handwriting because Catholic school nuns have rulers!
162
29
700
It’s someone’s birthday today and she doesn’t look a day older than smoking hot!!!!!!!
@Andie00471
185
19
697
There are fireworks going off in my town because Phil Murphy won. I love New Jersey!
52
41
703
I’m like a 2 in California but a solid 8 and a 1/2 in New Jersey.
120
22
683
Why do men take so long in the bathroom number two-ing?
Do your buttholes work slower then ours?
458
23
674
@TheDividedStat3
Do you feel sorry for School bus drivers who are fired, because they are driving while they’re drunk?
49
23
654
There are WAAAAAY more good people on Twitter than bad!
Thank you.
49
33
599
I am too mouthy for Facebook and too ugly for Instagram so you folks are the lucky ones that get to keep me.
108
17
588
VOO FACT:
People with no sense of humor are less intelligent.
94
30
556
My dream job is to be a writer on SNL Weekend Update.
But in my culture you can only be a doctor or own a gas station.
If I told my mother I wanted to be a comedic writer, I would have gotten the flip flop!!!!
70
26
511
If this tweet gets 50 likes you get to see a real picture of Voo.
57
16
516
Ancient Egyptian’s are rolling over in their sarcophaguses cause of the way you all use emojis to communicate like some half assed rundown hieroglyphics
58
64
536
I just wanna give a little extra love to all the funny accounts on here that make us smile during this jalapeño juice in the eye world we are currently living in!
Call out your favorite smile makers. 😘
72
42
494
I will seriously judge your if you like crunchy peanut butter.
324
17
482
Every single day I think so hard of something to bring laughter for everyone without offending a single person but some of you just make it unbearable to be here. It’s draining. It sucks the life and all pleasure out of me!
171
20
501
Your MOST Important job you have is protecting your children.
Evolution literally coded it into your fucking DNA.
and you’re arguing about mask mandates in schools?
Fuck you.
19
79
484
Take a break from politics and weird Republicans and come say hi to Voo!!!
180
37
519
Don’t let garbage people ruin your day.
Don’t reply, acknowledge or bring them attention.
Totally ignore them.
Indifference hurts the most.
47
44
461
Best hair stylist in NJ.
❤️❤️I love you Annalyse❤️❤️
Hilights Salon .
39
6
459
The DMV photographer finds your worst feature and amplifies it times a 100 to fuck with you just for shits and giggles.
71
11
460
I have an ear infection.
Hubby druged me up, tucked me in bed, put on a Disney movie and gave me an ice pop.
So all in all, not a bad night.
75
11
467
You should follow me because I am like an emotional support pet that you don’t have to walk, feed or pick up after.
I’m also allowed in most stores.
Except Hobby lobby and Chick-fil-A they don’t like me.
65
40
450
Have the Anti-vaxxers tried eating whole Carolina Reapers to cure covid yet.
Because I would really love to see that shit.
79
32
448
I am pretty fucking tolerant of the bullshit that goes on in this app. but I don’t know if it’s the lack of nicotine or what but I will bite the head of the next motherfucker that talks out of their ass.
114
14
450
Sex in the shower is the worst. Someone is always cold and the other one is always slipping and the other one can’t find the loofah.
119
13
427
I really want Chris Cornell, Chadwick Boseman and Anthony Bourdain back.
61
14
429
My real name is a popular stripper name.
Think before you do this shit to your daughters!!!!
152
14
414
Being friends with me is like biting into a a raisin oatmeal cookie and then realizing it’s a chocolate chip cookie and then two hours later, realizing it was an edible!!!!
85
36
452
Boys be like: “I wanna see what you look like.”
Voo be like: “Sure!”
65
23
403
I got a message from Tank that I wanted to share with you:
“As a Special Olympics Athlete
Since Our team is not doing any sports this year because of covid
Could you ask your Twitter friends to follow me and give me love and support”
@TankSchottle
Please follow and retweet
14
117
409
I curse and talk about sex because I AM AN ADULT!
I’m no one’s role model.
This is a grownups account!
28
10
397
Following Voo increases your chances of reading something stupid by at least like a lot.
61
12
378
If you prefer dark to milk chocolate, I’m going to have to question all of your life decisions.
216
13
372
I got the vaccine and now I have no testicles.
ZERO!
What level of concern should I be at??????
134
16
363
I flirt with
@johnfeal2
all day on twitter but when I speak to him on the phone I can’t get myself to call him anything but “Mr. Feal” or “sir” Lol.
36
5
359
My safe word is Steve Bannon.
Cause if that image won’t immediately halt any sexual vibe, I don’t know what will.
90
29
356
Shit! I forgot to buy candy for the trick-or-treaters.
Would it be wrong to handout Newports?
123
17
353
Voo’s Advice:
Always support your friends, tits and load-bearing walls.
46
26
359
If you ever need gum, hand sanitizer, aspirin, band-aides, or a wet wipe, I always have them on me.
I’m like a really sexy CVS!
55
13
362
I’m using all the Juju I have to make your Monday as less shitty as possible cause I love you all. 😘
56
14
351
I need this settled once and for all:
Duke’s or Hellmann’s mayonnaise?
943
39
351