I have noticed that although I have 234 followers, I am not receiving 234 likes on my tweets. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'like'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have
"forgotten" to like my most recent tweets. After 2 consecutive strikes your name is automatically highlighted and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
i walked into the oxford university building and I sat down with the president of oxford and said I want to make history and that’s what this twitter account is.
@maccas
@Ouranos84
@maloo5hka
disgusting liar maccas breakfast menu ends at 10:30am here check ur facts before u jump on here yapping about it ending at midday fatty. don’t start.
subway rat made eye contact with me and said "join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live" I said no thank you l am too large he turned away from me l cried
@UsingCigarettes
unfortunately with Travis’ drinking problem combined with his frequent engagement in strenuous physical activity, he is currently facing an extremely high risk of miscarriage or birth defects in the baby. i hope taylor and travis can learn to love their deformed child.
How do I explain to my gynecologist that I don't want to get rid of my pubic lice? I am infertile and my sweet little crab babies are the closest thing I have to birthing actual children...
Stop unfollowing me. When u follow me, u have made a commitment for life. We are bound to each other. If u make an attempt to break this bond, I will see it as an act of betrayal, and I don’t take betrayal lightly. There’s no force on this earth that will stop me from my revenge
i have been kidnapped, found, gone broke, been homeless, sent to prison, died, came back to life and i STILL show up to twitter every single day to post great tweets and awesome memes. what’s ur excuse ?
him: can i touch your software ?
me: yes, but show me ur hardware first
him: ok 😁
him: can i insert in ur system ?
me: yes okay, but you must cover it from antivirus 😁
@grahamyishere
@hanfjob
she rubs belly to make sure baby is still kicking and abruptly looks away as the heartbreak in travis’ eyes reveals a sad truth- the baby is no longer with us…
Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about the 4.8 quake because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future.
Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "4.8 quake" for almost 20 years.
@nickjmb
@maccas
@Ouranos84
@maloo5hka
there is no extended breakfast at the maccas in my town it’s not available nation wide i think i would know if there was all day breakfast at maccas here i’m literally their number one customer
if you have an android it signals to a woman that you’re disagreeable. she has already skipped you entirely as a possible mate. if you won’t change something as simple as your phone after however many people have told you that they hate your green texts, what else will you be
i wish i could post this to my twitter circle but i can’t so i’m making this for a BOY for Valentines Day idk if i will give it too him tho i am too nervous but is this something a BOY would like it’s like a card- victorian puzzle purse 😭
hi.
i’d like to address a few things about what happened: some ppl dm’d me about an insensitive tweet i made, and i lost a lot moots because of it. i don't regret what i said. i’m not apologising for being a julie ragbeer stan account
List of Top 10 Celebrity queerbaiters we need to cancel NOW:
1. Harry Styles
2. Phoebe Bridgers
3. Lucy Dacus
4. Julien Baker
5. boygenius
6. Harry Styles
7. Charlie Puth
9. Louis Tomlinson
10. Nick Jonas