This "straw page" thing took us quite a while... But it's finally complete..!
You wanted to know more about us...? Well here's your chance..! Send us anything... And maybe we'll give you a reply..! Hehe... No promises though ;)
Burning pain aside... This pink is staining absolutely EVERYTHING...!! Ugh...... Tripmine's gonna owe us a *long* explanation after Zuka patches us up.
Hey..?! That thing just took a huge bite out of our fish?! No wonder why it took us so much effort to pull it up - And all for nothing!
...Surely this creature wasn't supposed to be in *our* Crossroads...?
We hope you lose your immortality so you can finally be brutally murdered and thrown in a ditch and leave our sight once and for all we are so fucking sick and tired of you and your damn self righteousness and arrogance you absolutely fucking entitled piece of shit nobody likes y
....This friendship is a lie. We've been phucking played.
Three decades and we ain't even worth more than a four-inch-tall bean he's never seen before.................
Eugh... Drinking alone tonight 'cus SOMEONE decided to get wasted before we could even join the fun... We can hear Venom complain about his vodka tomorrow... Tonight's not the night...
And man we sure do love fishing too..! :) In fact, we own a shirt that had this acronym printed on it somewhere... Zuka's boy was feeling surprisingly kind one day and gifted it to us...
Imagine us, back from a good ol' fishing trip, opening this goofy website-
Now imagine us squinting our eyes a little comically at the screen.. Just a little, looking at the comments ya'll sent
Well! Glad to know that we're this loved! But some of these are... Rather interesting
Can Zuka's boy stop trying to blow us up every time we visit- It's getting real old..!!!
And no- We definitely did not just "appear" in their living room unpromptedly...... Nope! Why did ya ask?
This took us quite a while to get to... We had to ask our grand-nephews how does this "autograph" thing work... But Valk got particularly upset when he heard we aren't making ya pay... Hehe... Enjoy the doodle regardless... :)
Oh to be a decorative fish in a pond... Living out a short but joyful life together with your dear friend....... It's not too bad when ya think about it... Heh...
We already got one for *both* us and Venom three hours ago..!!!!!!! For inphinity's sake- Here's the free advertisement ya want so bad..! Now leave us alone..!!
THANK YOU FOR 2(10) FOLLOWERS!!
We started drawing this at 2 followers (trust us) but ya'll went a little heywire! That lame Illumina could never be as lovable as us! :)
Hey- We're just realising... When did Lost Temple become so filled to the brim with that weird cult..? Nephew should *really* move out of that place.......
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i try to not break character often here but this made me so genuinely touched and sappy i just have to for once... thank you so much anon...
(cheesy stuff in 3rd image because twitter word limit is too short,,)
Hmm... We've been noticing some curious fellas roaming around recently... A group of something that resembles one another... Or rather, all resemble one specific mortal, but also rather different.
...They seem to call themselves "hyoers"? Interesting...
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admin has their head in hands rn after they realised they forgot darkheart's facial marking for the 9 millionth time, anyways have this fixed version (with no environmental lighting) :')
...You sadden us, Sword. The fact that there is even a possibility- That there is another world out there where this is what becomes of you- ...Saddens us.
...No. There is no more who "Sword" once was left in you. Take your unrequited prayers. And leave us alone.
[After some excruciating hours of waiting, the deity noticed that the shopkeeper had finally come to a wake. Hoping for some comfort, he hesitantly approached Zuka's bed.]
"Zuka..."
[He spoke in a gentle, low volume. Worry seeps out of his voice, his smile nowhere to be found.]
Perhaps agreeing to Zuka's request was a bad idea... We've been stuck with that Broker for less than a day, and we're already tired of all the pick-up lines and offhand flirts she's throwing at us...... We should be out fishing by now, not babysitting..!
Have ya never tried to scare someone in ya life?? Maybe we need to give ya a demonstration as experts... Watch us closely!
The key to this game is silence...! A single step... a single inhale can fail you- So hold everything within yourself and approach...! and then.............
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hii admin speaking since theres no way darkheart is answering this- and that it seems like a Very fitting time to answer this ask right now:
here's a fanfic i wrote a while ago where darkheart visits zuka's grave... hehe :3c (tell me what you think)
We are... Not going to post a photo of our room. ...But here is an artistic rendition of how it looks like right now.
...Maybe... Possibly... Perhaps this is a sign that we should clean things up.
Pfff- Ridiculous little thing... How adorable...
Windforce wouldn't like to hear this... But we've always wondered if it's possible to do this to Ban Hammer... Y'know, the real deal...
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Hi! This account will also be pausing posting to participate in strike week this week to not overshadow resources and other accounts!
Here's a reminder to do your daily clicks, and see you then
Alrighty brat... Ya ain't the only they/them-er out here- and we ain't scared to snap ya outta existence! ...Well, if that's whatcha looking for... Hehe.
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i struggled so much before deciding that darkheart would Not feel like answering this but it got such a giggle out of me i had to get it out of the inbox, yall look at this
Afraid we can't do this for ya..! Nothing's worth sitting through 3 hours of Ghostwalker lecturing us...... Hmm...
But is there anything else we could be of assistance..? A trade's a trade, after all...