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20 | illicitly on ao3 — writer + anxious lit major ; i talk abt books and manga — skk, stsg, hsnr, ngro, & andreil content ; alt @villikitly
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Joined October 2023
— [ kit's longform au threads ]. (does not include my prompt tweets or mini/short fics that are under 5 tweets; listed in no particular order other than the order i have them bookmarked in at the time of creating this thread). enjoy ;).
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I WOULD KNOW THAT FROG LOOKING STARE ANYWHERE YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.
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starts with Y and we all love it.
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i will never understand ppl who hate fillers. i would commit so many felonies for like 2 jjk filler arcs let me just see my lil dudes exist without fighting for their lives for twenty minutes 😭.
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satoru who breaks up w suguru bc he loves suguru so much but knows suguru doesn’t love him the same way and is only w him out of a sense of obligation. and suguru who ofc loves satoru but has never once said it bc he thought it was obvious and doesn’t know why satoru’s so upset.
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that fucking head roll was single-handedly the gayest shit i’ve ever seen.
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gojo and yuuta in town for a mission:.gojo: lol doesn’t that plushie look like nanami.yuuta: i would die for u.gojo: ok.
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stsg college roommates au where satoru is in love w suguru and knows it and suguru is in love w satoru but doesn’t know it so one day he gets a boyfriend . and satoru is fine w it! it’s so cool, sure he might have entire 1 breakdown alone in his room but other than that he.
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i mean. y’all already know what i’m gonna say.
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stsg dudebro streamer au where: . “yeah, we’re, like, ride or die homies,” suguru says to the chat, adjusting his headset. “yeah, i’d ride you in a heartbeat, dude.”. satoru quickly realizes his error when suguru goes quiet. “uh. ride WITH you—i meant WITH you.”.
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abo au where stsg have been best friends since middle school, before they presented; and satoru’s always loved suguru — it didn’t matter to him whether it was platonic or not. satoru ends up presenting first as a beta; suguru presents exactly a month later, but as an alpha.
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geto, traumatized: i’m gonna eat glass. gojo, equally traumatized: yummy crunch crunch danger cereal.
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au thought where. bfs stsg prank each other a lot (rather, satoru pranks him a lot). one day, on a whim, he decides to do a prank that he saw online—the tiktok of “serve your s/o dinner rlly angrily and aggressively and see how the they react.”. it’s fairly simple, after all.
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satoru who’s never been taken care of when he was sick. at the clan the thought of sickness as nothing but forms of weakness, and would simply lock satoru in his room until the worst of the illness passed. no matter how bad satoru would need care. fast forward to now:.
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"you fat" gojo yell. i cry. gojo was mean. he call me fst. "fat bitch" he angry. i cry harder. run to room to cry. -time skip-. i go to kitchen. see food. no food = no fat. i no eat. i anexoria. gojo come in. "why no eat?" ask. "fat." i say. he cry. "u no fat i luv u. eat plz".
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satoru who loves kissing. even if it doesn’t escalate he’d be satisfied just kissing suguru for hours upon hours and suguru thinks it’s the cutest thing, the way satoru chases his lips when he pulls back, arms tightening around his shoulders, hazy doe eyes confused as he whines.
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#夏五 — blue razz [a stsg au]. suguru’s roommates won’t stop fucking when he’s trying to study, so he takes refuge at his friend yuki’s place. but his plans are wrecked by one gojo satoru—yuki’s pretty roommate with soft white hair and a blue lollipop the same shade as his eyes.
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possessive suguru hngg suguru who always has hand on satoru whenever they’re out, a hand massaging his nape, chest against satoru’s back and hands caressing his waist as satoru shows him smth on his phone, palm in the arch of his back as he leads him somewhere, fingers tracing.
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stsg college au — [ thread ]. where satoru’s popular at the school and suguru, for some inconceivable reason, just HATES him. bc, according to what he irritatedly tells yuki in the cafeteria atop the grating noise of satoru messing around with his friends, basically:.
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suguru who has to will down a boner and contemplate his entire life every time satoru starts to cry in front of him and satoru who’s like ??? every time bc why does he look so agonized every time satoru cries over some sad dog movie or whatever and suguru who ends up.
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gojo: yo yuuta can you—.yuuta: i can do anything for you. i will do anything to ease your burden i will become your unyielding sword i will kill pillage and fight like a loyal war dog just say the word.gojo:.gojo: i was just gonna ask if you could take out the trash.
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satoru who wakes up one day with the ability to read minds and suguru who’s thoughts are comprised of cursing out and violence against any guy who even tries to talk to satoru. like satoru’s chatting w the barista and hears suguru’s brain just to. “i wanna kill him im gonna ki—”.
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stsg royalty au where prince!satoru has the famous blue eyes of the monarch, making him the heir to the throne. as a result, he had a very strict upbringing, and didn’t have many real friends growing up. except, of course, for the son of duke geto and his guard, geto suguru.
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in September.
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a thread of — suguru, who learns how receptive satoru is to physical touch. it’s clear satoru isn’t used to physical affection; suguru was careful abt not touching him w/o permission at first—after seeing the way satoru would tense and stiffen up at the slightest bit of contact.
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— stsg au where they’re dumb and competitive as fuck so they compete w the stupidest games stupidly and:. “you’re fucking delusional, i definitely get more action than you.”. “oh yeah? from which hand?”. “fuck you!” suguru snaps. “i bet you’re a fucking narcissist in bed too.”.
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none of the students cared about gojo like yuuta did i will die on this hill. so stfu.
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you are about to see so much jealous suguru oh i am going to give this au so much jealous suguru suguru is about to be so jealous.
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au where nothing bad happened in high school and suguru goes around and fondly watches satoru experience and enjoy things he wasn’t allowed to as a kid in the clan ahahahh ha ha wouldn’t that be so fun ahah.
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“i love you so much—god, the label wasn’t important to me—i didn’t call you that because you’re so much more than what a boyfriend is to me, you’re everything, you’re larger that life, satoru, you—and whatever you wanted, i could be that for you, i just wanted you to be happy.”.
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suguru who leaves obscene, dark hickeys and bites and bruises just below where the necklines of satoru’s shirts fall and when satoru’s being a little too bratty or hyper suguru just puts a hand on his shoulder and presses hard into the marks and satoru goes quiet, limp, n pliant.
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in a plane, 10000 feet in air or smth:. gojo: okay i’ve got four students with me but we’ve got five parachutes.yuuta: 😣😥☹️.gojo: yuuta what are you doing.yuuta: i love you guys.gojo: huh? yuuta? dON’T JUMP THE FU—.maki: oh my fucking god did you forget he’s fucking dyslexic.
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stsg roommates au where suguru is a popular streamer/youtuber who’s running into a slew of problems when the gorgeous roommate he’s hopelessly in love with has fallen into the habit of wandering around the apartment in nothing but one of suguru’s soft, oversized shirts.
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thoughts: “player” satoru who’s used to ppl wanting him for his body/looks (he’s convinced himself he doesn’t care—he’s “easy” by choice) meets bartender suguru thru a mutual friend; suguru asks him why he bothers with assholes and satoru replies that it’s sex, it doesn’t matter.
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thinkin abt campus celebrities stsg w cocky, carefree, and terrifyingly intelligent basketball team captain satoru and his brooding, quiet, strict, and polite vice-captain / point guard suguru.
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nooooo suguru don’t fall in love with the blue eyed manic pixie dream twink.
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stsg au where suguru owns a flower shop — he’s used to his typical customers: nervous guys going on first dates, older women, etc. imagine his shock when a bright-eyed, determined satoru stomps in and slams a black card on the table. “i need a ‘fuck you’ bouquet. uh, please.”.
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i am once again thinking about; touch starved satoru meeting and living with suguru at the dorms and having several heart attacks a day bc suguru touches him, handles him, with such ease, without even a second glance and—.
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yall rlly are wayyyy too comfy being racist toward indians.
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stsg au where bad boy suguru transfers to a new school in the middle of the year. word of his reputation spreads quickly, and everyone expects him to clash w resident delinquent gojo satoru. suguru walks into detention expecting a fight. but then—. “dude, your tats are sick.”.
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father and son, off-putting (deranged) and off-putting (eerie)
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#五夏 — stsg au ; alphas are typically separated in dorms and housing to avoid conflict, living with betas or more rarely, omegas. but thanks to mismanagement and a large campus population, alpha students satoru and suguru have to deal with being two (very territorial) roommates.
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stsg au where suguru’s a popular streamer slash gamer w a loyal base and loads of fans and thru mutual friends / the community he starts to game w “satssun6” aka saturday or sats, another super popular (and faceless) streamer.
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hockey boys stsg. just cocky new freshman center satoru wondering if the standoffish left winger geto suguru fucks as hard as he hits.
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yuuta: you are LOVED. gojo:.yuuta: this is a threat.
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ok listen—what if suguru’s curses released, but they recognized satoru. like, they knew him, and they loved him. how could they try to harm him? when they took him for rides, when satoru would feed his candies even tho they didn’t need to eat, when suguru clearly adored that boy.
wait, so. did geto's curses not release when gojo killed him? we can't say it was all used up in his uzumaki, bc we then see kenjaku using the same curses geto had before. what happened? how is it possible? was it explained somewhere? did i miss it? is it a lack of ce or smth?.
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they’re still in suguru’s bed, naked and sweaty and sticky when satoru opens his mouth, staring at the wall with the most miserable, incomprehensible look on his face, and says, “let’s break up.”. and suguru, bewildered but not wanting to upset satoru, just says, “okay.”.
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hurts worse if i say satoru’s love language is physical touch bc the clan raised him to view himself as an untouchable deity/trophy so satoru shows affection and trust w his body bc he sees it as a “here, i love you, you can have me” bc he doesn’t know how else to express himself.
I love the hc that satoru is like glue with suguru, being all over him all the time, touching him one way or another like yeahhh that's good but u know what I like more? the hc that suguru feels like dying when satoru is mad at him and the first thing he does is put distance.
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oh my god. oh my god their expressions i’m dead on the floor im obsessed ive been watching this for 193838 hours
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it’s out of the blue, but suguru in his mind convinces himself it’s another one of satoru’s mood swings (he has bpd) and it’s just a minor fight. but for satoru, this has been building up inside him, ugly and insecure, for months.
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hand me a plate of coy and cocky satoru who purposely tries to rile suguru up for fun (bc he’s not oblivious or stupid) but. he doesn’t realize just HOW MUCH suguru holds back around him until one day that self restraint breaks and satoru is left a flushed and shaky mess hng yES.
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but satoru never reacts (outwardly at least, bc hey, he’s really, really good at compartmentalizing, coping is one of his many strong suits) and it makes suguru inexplicably more frustrated but he doesn’t know why 🙄 (it’s bc he’s in love w satoru).
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my sexuality is suguru calling satoru pretty boy.
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*cough* *coughcough* oops did i accidentally drop smth where did it go
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“chop chop fic boy” fic boy is furthering his education give him a few hours okay 😩
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i can’t do this anymore i’m so serious all the characters i cared for are gone and the story isn’t even worth it anymore.
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“what’re you doing here?” suguru just stares, overwhelmed with an avalanche of So Many Things—the largest parts being concern, hurt, and just, ‘why?’. with effort, satoru turns his head to the clock on the nightstand and swears before sneezing. “fuck—suguru, i’m so sorry.”.
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i understand satoru on a fundamental level. i too had an extremely homoerotic co-dependant friendship in my youth that left me in completely shambles after that person left me without proper explanation or logical reason.
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hm. highschool bfs stsg…but suguru breaks up w satoru after his parents find out (suguru’s parents are kind of conservative and don’t approve) and they meet five years later and suguru’s finally come to terms w himself and his sexuality but satoru doesn’t wanna reopen old wounds.
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okay i kNOW it’s lost in translation okay but i desperate needed sukuna to pop out speaking straight proto japonic and no one knows what the fuck he’s saying and he’s giving all his evil rat lines and everyone’s just standing there bc they don’t know what the fuck he means.
the most unrealistic part of jjk is sukuna talking like a normal person and not like a 11th century twat.
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“i /need/ you. there’s nowhere in the world i’d rather fucking be than with you. i will always, always want to be with you. even if one day, you decide you don’t want me anymore, if you’re not mine, i’ll still be yours. i’ll still be here, because i fucking love you, satoru.”.
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suguru was right—their relationship had always been a vague, formless thing. but he had never corrected satoru when he introduced/referred to him as his boyfriend. never corrected him when satoru called their dates dates. but god, satoru wants to be /loved/.
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they were best friends first—before it became something more, something that didn’t quite have a label, but was something nonetheless. but now, part of satoru wishes that they never dated. satoru wishes they had stayed normal friends. suguru isn’t—wasn’t—a bad boyfriend.
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suguru laughed when satoru brought up celebrating the anniversary of when they started dating—citing that he wasn’t aware there was a date where they “started dating” at all, they just ended up here. satoru laughed it off but—fuck, how important is he actually, to suguru?.
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stsg au where; twenty four year old grad student geto suguru gets hit by a bus and dies. well, at least he thinks he does. but when he wakes up, much to his absolute bewilderment, he’s in a fucking mansion. as servants rush up to his bedside, he realizes that it’s HIS mansion.
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but satoru has the sinking feeling suguru’s getting tired of him. it may be because of their recently busy schedules, but suguru never texts first anymore—responses never more than four words. they used to watch movies, go to dinners together, spend TIME. but now, it’s hard.
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satoru laughs dryly, self deprecating, “what am i doing? calling my ex in the middle of the night—god.”. “i’m not your ex,” suguru replies reflexively. pause. satoru laughs again, this time it sounds of glass and blood. “sorry. i’m sorry. i forgot we never said we were dating.”.
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suguru grabs him before he can escape, and satoru fights, satoru /fights/ because he needs to run. suguru wraps his arms around satoru’s lanky, failing form, and holds. he lets satoru hit him, although none of the blows hold any intentional force.
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hear me out yall
i feel like i talk about gojo’s collarbones in fics a bit too much but yk what im not sorry.
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suguru realizes very quickly that it’s not a mood swing or a cruel joke, but that satoru is very serious. he scrambles to contact satoru, ask him what went wrong, but satoru won’t pick up the phone, won’t come to class. he sends suguru a text that reads: give me some time.
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satoru who has a Thing for suguru’s voice, yk? it’s soft, not “deep,” but his tone is warm and smooth; whenever suguru leans over to speak into his ear it makes satoru shiver and imagine that voice praising him, teasing him, gently n firmly instructing him, and it makes him melt.
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college student suguru whose teenage nieces are obsessed with this one idol named gojo satoru — he doesn’t get it but they drag him to a concert anyway and he gets it. he goes home and spends all night watching every interview, MV, and performance of satoru that exists.
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stsg au where suguru’s a thief — he’s not PROUD by any means, but he’s good at it. he has yet to be caught. one day he’s snagging some jewelry from the gojo estate when he hears a voice. there’s a guy in the doorway. “hey, i can give you the code to the safe too, if you want.”.
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spARRING 😩 but when they’re both breathing hard in the ground and and satoru’s trying to get suguru off him and suguru is trying to get satoru to tap out and he unconsciously wraps a hand around satoru’s throat for one second and satoru goes limp, a whimper leaving him and oh.
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that, and, of course, for the number of times satoru has said it—waking up in the morning, hugging him after class, handing him his mug of coffee in the morning, blubbering it on repeat when suguru thrusts into him—suguru hasn’t said it back once. ‘i love you too.’.
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he wants it so much that it’s breaking him inside. but suguru doesn’t love him. not in the same way, anyways. suguru loved him as a friend and satoru never should have pushed for more than that. and now, it’s tearing him apart.
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he doesn’t want to fight, scream, cry, demand, give suguru a reason to hate him. he doesn’t want to force suguru to stay. not when there’s someone out there who suguru could love, love like he didn’t love satoru. so satoru lets him go.
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the way gozai are even sitting the same fucking way. and ajahdh the way they’re about the same age here but skk look so fucking malnourished next to stsg 😭
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suguru’s about to take it back when—. “i’m sorry. i’m sorry, it’s my fault—because of me, we ended up here, if i had just kept—if we had just,” the call disconnects. suguru crumbles to the floor, staring at the blank screen, wallpaper of a laughing satoru staring back at him.
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the reality hits him all at once, like a train. the headlights blinding, and the impact fatal. and suguru does what he hasn’t done in years. hasn’t since meeting satoru. he cries until he passes out. then, he does what any sensible, reasonable person would do. he goes to shoko.
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weeks pass by. and one night, satoru calls him, audibly very drunk. and they fight. satoru just sounds so bitter and sharp, and caught off guard, suguru goes on the defensive, which only makes things worse. satoru screams, “did you ever love me?”. and suguru says, “what?”.
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“why did—but—did you actually ever think of me as your boyfriend? because i can’t—i hate feeling like just a body to warm your bed.”. “oh, baby,” suguru feels his own heart crack.
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to get suguru alone for even a few hours to spend time together. satoru’s not jealous of suguru’s friends—he’s glad suguru has them, they’re decent people. but he feels—neglected?.
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“what?”. “answer me: do you think—can you say with a hundred percent confidence that he knows you love him?”. “i,” suguru hesitates. “have you told him that? like he’s told you?”. oh.
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“satoru, i /love/ you. i loved you when i met you and i love you now. i want you. fuck, even though you’re arrogant, and bratty, and selfish, and you jump to conclusions without talking to me, and make stupid, rash decisions, i love you.”.
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“satoru—that’s not—”. suguru can’t help it. he’s getting frustrated. and angry, he’s angry and he doesn’t know what the fuck satoru wants from him. “i wish i could take it back. i wish we never started whatever this was. i wish we just stayed friends.”.
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okay but stsg au where suguru is a tired corporate slave who works for a video game development company. he’s exhausted—his boss had him change departments with no warning after taking credit for suguru’s project (which did incredibly and got that asshole promoted).
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suguru just continues laugh at the flush that creeps its way up satoru’s neck. the tension has seeped away, and satoru is trying to calm his racing pulse when suguru glances at him again. “wanna play half dead?”. “oh, fuck yeah.”.
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au where; suguru’s an hired assassin. one of the best in the business, for that matter, completing jobs with secrecy and efficiency. one day, he gets a job request with the highest payout he’s ever seen: to take out gojo satoru, heir to the largest crime syndicate in tokyo.
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when he sees suguru, his eyes widen and in a mixture of rage and agony so palpable that it makes suguru feel like he’s being split open. satoru nearly trips as he stands and throws aside the blanket, both attempting to bolt while screaming at suguru to get out.
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except, shoko won’t talk to him at first. it seems like satoru has been miserable for much longer than suguru realized. eventually, after days of begging, shoko takes pity on him and meets him for coffee. shoko tells him, you look like shit. suguru tells her, i know.
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