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I WOULD KNOW THAT FROG LOOKING STARE ANYWHERE YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
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i will never understand ppl who hate fillers. i would commit so many felonies for like 2 jjk filler arcs let me just see my lil dudes exist without fighting for their lives for twenty minutes 😭
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that fucking head roll was single-handedly the gayest shit i’ve ever seen
Geto’s Face will Never not make me laugh😭 he was so done with gojo here
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stsg tattoo artists au where suguru finally manages to open a small tattoo shop after working for a few years. it’s humble, but it’s respectable. and suguru’s skill isn’t something to scoff at, his regular clients don’t hesitate to switch to his new shop. but more clients start
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i mean. y’all already know what i’m gonna say
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stsg dudebro streamer au where:
“yeah, we’re, like, ride or die homies,” suguru says to the chat, adjusting his headset.
“yeah, i’d ride you in a heartbeat, dude.”
satoru quickly realizes his error when suguru goes quiet.
“uh. ride WITH you—i meant WITH you.”
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geto, traumatized: i’m gonna eat glass
gojo, equally traumatized: yummy crunch crunch danger cereal
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satoru who’s never been taken care of when he was sick. at the clan the thought of sickness as nothing but forms of weakness, and would simply lock satoru in his room until the worst of the illness passed. no matter how bad satoru would need care.
fast forward to now:
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au thought where
bfs stsg prank each other a lot (rather, satoru pranks him a lot). one day, on a whim, he decides to do a prank that he saw online—the tiktok of “serve your s/o dinner rlly angrily and aggressively and see how the they react.”
it’s fairly simple, after all.
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stsg royalty au where prince!satoru has the famous blue eyes of the monarch, making him the heir to the throne. as a result, he had a very strict upbringing, and didn’t have many real friends growing up.
except, of course, for the son of duke geto and his guard, geto suguru.
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stsg college au — [ thread ]
where satoru’s popular at the school and suguru, for some inconceivable reason, just HATES him.
bc, according to what he irritatedly tells yuki in the cafeteria atop the grating noise of satoru messing around with his friends, basically:
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— stsg au where they’re dumb and competitive as fuck so they compete w the stupidest games stupidly and:
“you’re fucking delusional, i definitely get more action than you.”
“oh yeah? from which hand?”
“fuck you!” suguru snaps. “i bet you’re a fucking narcissist in bed too.”
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none of the students cared about gojo like yuuta did i will die on this hill. so stfu
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au where nothing bad happened in high school and suguru goes around and fondly watches satoru experience and enjoy things he wasn’t allowed to as a kid in the clan ahahahh ha ha wouldn’t that be so fun ahah
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a thread of — suguru, who learns how receptive satoru is to physical touch.
it’s clear satoru isn’t used to physical affection; suguru was careful abt not touching him w/o permission at first—after seeing the way satoru would tense and stiffen up at the slightest bit of contact.
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thoughts: “player” satoru who’s used to ppl wanting him for his body/looks (he’s convinced himself he doesn’t care—he’s “easy” by choice) meets bartender suguru thru a mutual friend; suguru asks him why he bothers with assholes and satoru replies that it’s sex, it doesn’t matter
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stsg roommates au where suguru is a popular streamer/youtuber who’s running into a slew of problems when the gorgeous roommate he’s hopelessly in love with has fallen into the habit of wandering around the apartment in nothing but one of suguru’s soft, oversized shirts
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nooooo suguru don’t fall in love with the blue eyed manic pixie dream twink
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stsg au where suguru owns a flower shop — he’s used to his typical customers: nervous guys going on first dates, older women, etc.
imagine his shock when a bright-eyed, determined satoru stomps in and slams a black card on the table.
“i need a ‘fuck you’ bouquet. uh, please.”
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yall rlly are wayyyy too comfy being racist toward indians.
“Ain’t you the nigga leaking jjk?”
Mya in the slums of India
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stsg au where bad boy suguru transfers to a new school in the middle of the year.
word of his reputation spreads quickly, and everyone expects him to clash w resident delinquent gojo satoru.
suguru walks into detention expecting a fight. but then—
“dude, your tats are sick.”
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#五夏 — stsg au ; alphas are typically separated in dorms and housing to avoid conflict, living with betas or more rarely, omegas. but thanks to mismanagement and a large campus population, alpha students satoru and suguru have to deal with being two (very territorial) roommates.
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ok listen—what if suguru’s curses released, but they recognized satoru. like, they knew him, and they loved him. how could they try to harm him? when they took him for rides, when satoru would feed his candies even tho they didn’t need to eat, when suguru clearly adored that boy.
wait, so.
did geto's curses not release when gojo killed him? we can't say it was all used up in his uzumaki, bc we then see kenjaku using the same curses geto had before.
what happened? how is it possible? was it explained somewhere? did i miss it? is it a lack of ce or smth?
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*cough* *coughcough* oops did i accidentally drop smth where did it go
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hurts worse if i say satoru’s love language is physical touch bc the clan raised him to view himself as an untouchable deity/trophy so satoru shows affection and trust w his body bc he sees it as a “here, i love you, you can have me” bc he doesn’t know how else to express himself
I love the hc that satoru is like glue with suguru, being all over him all the time, touching him one way or another like yeahhh that's good but u know what I like more? the hc that suguru feels like dying when satoru is mad at him and the first thing he does is put distance
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i can’t do this anymore i’m so serious all the characters i cared for are gone and the story isn’t even worth it anymore
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“what’re you doing here?” suguru just stares, overwhelmed with an avalanche of So Many Things—the largest parts being concern, hurt, and just, ‘why?’
with effort, satoru turns his head to the clock on the nightstand and swears before sneezing. “fuck—suguru, i’m so sorry.”
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i understand satoru on a fundamental level. i too had an extremely homoerotic co-dependant friendship in my youth that left me in completely shambles after that person left me without proper explanation or logical reason
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okay i kNOW it’s lost in translation okay but i desperate needed sukuna to pop out speaking straight proto japonic and no one knows what the fuck he’s saying and he’s giving all his evil rat lines and everyone’s just standing there bc they don’t know what the fuck he means
the most unrealistic part of jjk is sukuna talking like a normal person and not like a 11th century twat
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hockey boys stsg. just cocky new freshman center satoru wondering if the standoffish left winger geto suguru fucks as hard as he hits
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stsg au where; twenty four year old grad student geto suguru gets hit by a bus and dies. well, at least he thinks he does. but when he wakes up, much to his absolute bewilderment, he’s in a fucking mansion.
as servants rush up to his bedside, he realizes that it’s HIS mansion.
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stsg au where suguru’s a thief — he’s not PROUD by any means, but he’s good at it. he has yet to be caught.
one day he’s snagging some jewelry from the gojo estate when he hears a voice.
there’s a guy in the doorway.
“hey, i can give you the code to the safe too, if you want.”
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spARRING 😩 but when they’re both breathing hard in the ground and and satoru’s trying to get suguru off him and suguru is trying to get satoru to tap out and he unconsciously wraps a hand around satoru’s throat for one second and satoru goes limp, a whimper leaving him and oh.
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the way gozai are even sitting the same fucking way. and ajahdh the way they’re about the same age here but skk look so fucking malnourished next to stsg 😭
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au where; suguru’s an hired assassin. one of the best in the business, for that matter, completing jobs with secrecy and efficiency.
one day, he gets a job request with the highest payout he’s ever seen: to take out gojo satoru, heir to the largest crime syndicate in tokyo.
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the most unrealistic part of jjk is sukuna talking like a normal person and not like a 11th century twat
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the way yuuta is also being used as a weapon, all of them are and they’re just kids please.
do yall ever think abt how YOUNG they are. yuuta was seventeen he had his whole life he had everything ahead he
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soft evening hours…with satoru sitting between suguru’s legs…his back against suguru’s chest…suguru’s arms around him and his chin resting on satoru’s shoulder as he watches suguru play some stupid game on his phone…he presses a kiss to his temple when satoru passes a level
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this actually made me laugh for 10 minutes straight i’m crYIN
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player satoru and bartender suguru if u even care i am screAming
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ok but cocky satoru who turns into a flushed, stuttering mess whenever suguru rises to match his flirty jokes— satoru is so WEAK, all it takes is an eyebrow raise with suguru’s chin tipped up and a knowing “oh, yeah?” to get satoru’s knees to wobble underneath him
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pov: you’re satoru in this and the cute moody guy you’ve had a crush on for MONTHS speaks to you for the first time ever and says all THAT.
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suguru who holds satoru’s face in both hands when they kiss hngg satoru who tilts and nuzzles his head further into suguru’s palm after bc he wants to be petted and he just wants suguru to keep touching him dammit
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okay stay w me, pictures this:
satoru takes suguru back to the clan’s headquarters one weekend. it’s not an important event—one of the side branches was finally selecting their heir, and they had implored satoru to be present, allowing him to bring a plus one. if he so wished.
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ngl i love writing angry satoru. also this hurt me but it was so satisfying at the same time
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wolf in sheep’s clothing satoru is my fav concept when everyone’s like oh look at the sweet clueless defenseless rich brat and he turns out to be Fucking Psychotic
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satoru chokes out a wet laugh.
“you got me,” but he doesn’t let suguru go. in fact, he holds on tighter, purposely hiding his face by shoving it into his neck.
how the clan treats their children, huh?
suguru runs a hand up and down his back while gently kissing his head.
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ok listen i like when fics have stsg all smooth/refined and satoru dresses like an slut and suguru calls him doll/darling
but
fics where stsg are both idiot teenage dirtbags that wear their baseball caps backwards, call eo dude, and have been kicked/banned from 29
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suguru being the first person to tell him his eyes are beautiful instead of “scary” or “unsettling” and and satoru flushes all the way down to his collarbones
Satoru who isn't used to eye contact because everyone is scared or too overwhelmed to look him in the eye for long and Suguru who looks him straight in the eye with no hesitation
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pouring in, and suguru finds himself in need of another artist. he’s got a piercer already—ierie shoko is fast and precise, a chainsmoker filled with cynicism and dry humor. so he just needs one more artist to seal the deal. but as an introvert, suguru is picky w who he’ll take.
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#夏五 ; sexual tension and smoke breaks
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they don’t stop kissing until what feels like hours later, and suguru’s lips have gone numb. he gives satoru one more soft, slow kiss before pulling away to breathe.
“if you asked me, i would’ve showed you,” satoru pants out, a delayed answer. “if you ask me, i’ll show you.”
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the “your dialogue is cringe” ppl are gonna have a field day w this one lmaoo
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satoru who never looks too closely at his reflection in the mirror when he wakes up (he always looks gorgeous anyways) and suguru who leaves hickeys a few inches too high to be covered by a shirt just so people know that satoru is off limits
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suguru when a pretty omega approaches him and asks him to be his heat partner:
suguru when his alpha roommate gets drunk, crawls into his lap, and demands to be pet before nearly throwing up on him: 😳😳😌🥰
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I Am Going To Write This
I think the world would be brighter if there was more fics of geto grovelling at gojo’s feet to be taken back
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enter gojo satoru: one of the strangest enigmas suguru has ever come across. suguru has to mask his shock when flipping through satoru’s portfolio a few minutes later—his art is hauntingly beautiful: delicate lines and intricate patterning with occasional splashes of watercolor
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the highest form of compliment truly
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stsg au — stsg are in elementary school together.
satoru’s an odd looking creature—between the white hair and blue eyes and his shorter than average stature and scrawny build; he was the perfect target for bullying.
suguru saves a crying satoru one day from some older kids.
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he accidentally edges himself bc he gets so overwhelmed that he forgets to keep moving his hand; and so sometimes he just rubs his thighs together and/or grinds against his pillow until he comes
i think gojo would look so pathetic while straight up jorking it. shaky thighs n biting down on his sleeve to muffle himself
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he puts up a sign and sends out advertisements for the job. so far, no one makes the cut. that is, until one night, as suguru’s closing up shop, a guy about his age strolls in—tall, with messy white hair and gorgeous, piercing blue eyes—with a thick binder tucked under his arm.
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the fact that yuuta is still thinking abt gojo’s feelings and the burden he had to carry while fighting 😭 my softhearted boy you deserved the whole world
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😩😩😭
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liVES WERE CHANGED ARE YOU KIDDING MY IM SKAJNANAHWURG
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that give suguru whiplash.
but satoru has no tattoos. as least, none that suguru can see. a tattoo artist without tattoos makes suguru a bit suspicious. but when he asks, suguru just gives him a coy smile.
“just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean i don’t have them.”
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shoko pretends to be bored and not paying attention while he yaps but she actually listens and remembers every word coming out of his stupid mouth
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oh. oH. oh lord i’m so feral over this i could write a fic based on this alone i could write a dissertation based on
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satoru who craves touch like a dying plant craves water satoru who blooms when suguru says his name because the three syllables sound like raindrops against windows when they fall from suguru’s tongue satoru who needs suguru like the roots in the soil need rainfall
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he puts two hands against the brick on either side of satoru’s head, caging him in, forcing him to look at suguru.
“you alright?” suguru asks once satoru meets his eyes.
“why?”
suguru smirks.
“you’re shaking.”
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suguru is pissed. very, very pissed. it’s not unlike satoru to be late to hangouts, but he’s been waiting outside this stupid korean place for more than half an hour and he’s beginning to think satoru stood him up. in fact, that fucker is probably still in bed.
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from my stsg time-travel fix it wip ; satoshoko soulmateship my two loves
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the lack of shoko screentime
What is that One thing you Don't like about Jujutsu kaisen !?
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#夏五 — stsg au; where
every campus has its celebrities. sports teams, theater troupes, musicians, and the obvious: frats.
at TJU, it’s no different. among one of the most popular, there’s the iota rho chapter—where you’ll find the inseparable pair: gojo satoru and geto suguru.
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it’s satoru alpha rut day motherfuckers are you ready for this one
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suguru glances up at satoru across the table. his face alone would bring in more than a few customers.
despite shoko’s endless teasing, he takes satoru. with all the contract details and paperwork completed, satoru becomes part of the studio.
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suguru squeezes him tighter, almost tight enough to hurt. but it’s nice, it’s warm. he makes a wounded noise into the duvet.
“shut up,” suguru hisses, and satoru must need his hearing checked, because it almost sounds like he’s crying. “christ, satoru, just shut the fuck up.”
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everything he had on the tip of his tongue dies the moment satoru squints at him, blue eyes muted and glassy, hair tousled, face flushed an unhealthy red.
his breathing is labored, and comes out in soft, hot bursts through his mouth, the skin around his eyes puffed and swollen.
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despite his cocky demeanor and carefree attitude, satoru is diligent and passionate about his work.
and surprisingly, he’s kind. on late nights, satoru comes through the class doors of the parlor carrying sandwiches and dinner for them; he takes care of additional paperwork
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suguru almost forgets the conversation in the oncoming weeks with the sheer volume of customers and work that hit all of them.
(shoko has pierced enough penises for a lifetime and satoru is beyond tired of men getting hard in his parlor chair while he’s trying to ink them.)
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everyone tagging me saying guard down i love you all deeply
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suguru takes it in again, in case he was mistaken but unfortunately no: satoru is shivering—feverish and sweaty as he coughs into the sleeve of his hoodie.
his voice is raspy and damaged as he furrows his brow in confusion, as if wondering if suguru really is there.
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“are you ever gonna show me?” suguru fires back.
satoru hums and looks back at the screen. “probably. how soon depends on you, though.”
suguru frowns. “what does that even mean?”
satoru grins slyly and puts a finger over his lips, pointing at the screen with his other hand.
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ok i normally dont do this but i was thinkin abt stsg college abo au where alphas are separated in dorms and housing to avoid fights and conflict, but thanks to mismanagement and a large campus population, suguru and satoru end up as a pair of two (v territorial) alpha roommates.
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he angrily storms back to campus and into the dorms, crashing into satoru’s room like a blundering bull.
“i swear to fuck, satoru, if you’re fucking—” sure enough, there’s a satoru-shaped lump under the duvet.
suguru grabs the corner and rips the blanket off.
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suguru, flabbergasted by the turn of events, practically tosses satoru over his shoulder in his haste to get him off screen; satoru, only half awake, just blinks sleepily at him, blissfully unaware of the chaos he’s just caused and i just
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