Just witnessed a nigga arguing with his shawty nigga said “bitch it’s wayy to hot for this shit!” She dead ass looked him in the eyes and replied “you dead right im sorry babe” they kissed and walked into the sunlight!
Parents arrested after leaving 1 year old alone in a Nashville short term rental with a loaded Glock pistol, 15 pounds of marijuana & $17k in cash. 🤦♀️☹️
I used to hate when niggas be like “Don’t touch my rosaries they blessed” like shut up Nigga I just watched you steal a sidekick the blessings are done my friend!
Tryna throw a pop up party in NYC Friday night. It’s been a while, tell me where the best spots are to have a fun time in New York right now 👀 preferably with a dance floor you know how we like to do it
Me reading people’s tweets..
Them: “We was..”
Me: 🤕
Why USA born and raised Americans have worst English than immigrants? I learned my fifth English word when Barack Obama took office.
This nigga be at the bar like “I used to date Beyoncé” other niggas be in the spot like “Not this nigga again” then the bartender cuts him off! Whole time he tellin the truth!
Nigga looked me in the eyes one day and said “I fought for this country and I can’t get a discount at a lousy skateshop” I was in tears bruh was tight!