saturdays are for the dykes @futchound

RT @violentfag: If you don't fuck with thin mints then I don't fuck with you, sorry

RT @northctrydriftr:

@guhnebulous beautiful

the hardest part about being a barista is resisting the urge to tell every beautiful woman you see in drive thru that they're gorgeous

@dangerl1ly 🤝

RT @theneedledrop: rip

RT @schumisnoopy:

@VampFreya I'm just a little business man

@CMNDOSAM literally just bought a bag cause I was craving them so bad after I've been actually eating better 😔

"the doors were locked :( there were [supposedly] armed guards inside :(" if u don't break those fucking windows and show them you're there to do your actual fucking job—

i have to say goodbye to her in 6 days (my mom is finally taking her back home)

RT @illusoryego: The issue with the use of the term "afab" is that it presupposes that people who were afab constitute a coherent sociologi…

RT @mrtwinpeakss: When someone tells me they're watching Twin Peaks for the first time

RT @0piumprime: block block mute mute not interested mute block mute show fewer posts from ____ this post isnt relevant show fewer retweets…

RT @onionweigher: american chestnut was one of the plants that was definitive of the old world but was nearly obliterated, it was the main…

this same coworker just gave me a bumper sticker that says "my other ride is your mom"

@SinAftrSin yesss