Heatless curler? Babe, that’s a flexi rod.

I can’t wait to pop my [redacted] on holiday , legit dying for it

Wishing the worst for all deadbeats this Father’s Day ❤️

@wildfeminine_ I’m just so so so tired because the lack of space ends up throwing the whole outfit off

Every bloody piece of clothing has bra cups or designated marked space for boobs and I need brands to cut this stupid shit out or make a larger range for larger busted girls.

bank holidays are for brunching

Veneer tech TikTok has me clocked in tonight because what do you mean you’re doing veneers in your basement?

RT @jameelajoie: I acc do now 😌

It’s clear you share the same reading age as a toilet but just to be extra clear I asked the man because a man was sitting in the priority seat.

@yemithompson_ It’s really trash of them??? More time, it would be another woman who offered me her seat

@symplylivinj His gender mates are actually going to war and that man was denying me a seat?

@JustSmileRants Yes babe, yes

@jenny_gxo They all just looked at me and I was simply shocked

I’m sure my baby is the happiest baby in the world. Always smiling and laughing.

RT @JUSTARCHIVED: CASTING CALL For my upcoming documentary with @_wearesoul If you fulfil these requirements (or know someone who does)…

Bring back separate kitchen and living rooms!! I can’t even fry iru in peace

Geles, both at home and in the diaspora, were exhausted by the time Porsha finished her wedding tour

Nothing is scarier than postpartum shedding

Alicia…