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Slim Chance

@ikarma___

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"Slim Chance (aka John Smith) is a seasoned cowboy with a mysterious past.“ this is a parody account. Nothing Slim says is true. Or maybe it is.

Austin, TX
Joined January 2008
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@ikarma___
Slim Chance
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@SenSanders Just stop Bernie.
@OneLand4All
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This is your daily reminder the Democratic Party is owned by and made up of billionaires: - George Soros - Michael Bloomberg - Reid Hoffman - Hansjorg Weiss - Tom Steyer - Sam Bankman - Fried - JB Pritzker - Marc Benioff - Neil Blum - Mark Cuban - Laurene Powell Jobs - Bill Gates They are the oligarchy. And we just took our country back from them. The cope is real.
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@maoconnor70 @RepCasten @RepHaleyStevens Can confirm Cell phone companies. I had access to billions of peoples data when I worked for a cell phone company. If you had an iphone I had access to your personal data.
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@Suzierizzo1 IF you are still saying shit like this you are either mega rich, a democrat, a globalist or just plain retarded.
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@RepPress @Xstroyes @elonmusk You have an unreasonable fear of Musk. He has a high security clearance and knows the protocols to keep that clearance. I'd rather him looking at my data than a bunch of temps at the IRS.
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@DineshDSouza @elonmusk All if it. They have all of it.. Can I have her mansion?
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@yogi_heathor @Warrior_334 @ChrisDJackson If he has stage 5 then I must be at a 6 because nearly everytime I walk into another room I forget why I needed to go there.
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@Koree42877560 @Warrior_334 @ChrisDJackson Biden took aderall when he had a speech to do. Biden did much worse, lije tryung to shake someones hand that wasnt even there, turned around and walked into the trees, had to be helped off stage cause he was lost.
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@ChrisDJackson Joe Biden was on another planet though.
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@Kellen88933254 @elonmusk Less fraud = more benefits numbnuts.
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@CFC_Lionel @dancohens @OSM_LuckyMuff @RepCasar @elonmusk What was the previous name of Space X? How about the Boring company? How about PayPal (this is a trick question)? How about Neuralink? How about xAI?
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@shashigalore Hang in there. There is massive corruption to take care of, and there are other plans regarding paying off the debt. It will be rough for a while but it will pay off big time!
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@SandraB82981565 @maddenifico Perfectly describes the democrats.
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@maddenifico WAKEUP!, and go to sleep idiot because Sleepy Joe raised the debt by $8.7 trillion, so shut your pie hole! Elon's blown the whistle on a mountain of government waste, you morons!
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@ikarma___
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@mkwlbert2552 @XLegus @krassenstein Aiding and abetting illegal immigrants.
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@dancohens @RepCasar @elonmusk He probably makes way more than that a day on interest.
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@RepCasar Pretty sure they don't want to take away a seniors social security, just the fraudulent ones. You know, like the seniors over 150 years old and stuff like that.
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@piyushmittal We know what happened; it's been taught since grade school. Slaves were bought from African tribes. White people didn't start the slave trade but worked to end it. We had a Civil War over this, and the Democrats fought to keep slavery.
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@nomojo1276955 @NoCapMediaa Sometimes they feel bad for the kid and just give a warning. I feel for the cop, he will have that in his heart for the rest of his life.
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