i love to think that tighnari is overprotective of kaveh bc he’s his close bestie n stuff and alhaitham is kinda intimidated by him and that’s why he never mentioned his name in his voicelines bc he’s afraid if he says tighnari’s name out loud he’s gonna summon him immediately
cyno: do you have any petnames for kaveh?
alhaitham: no, i call him by his name.
kaveh: hello everyone!
alhaitham: hello my love my sun the light of my life my reason to wake up in the morning my most beautiful padisarah my beloved my—
cyno:
im imagining tighnari listening to kaveh complain about alhaitham for the nth time and then going GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CANT YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY and the kaveh appears at his place a week later and says “……..it worked”
i cant believe hkvthm shippers write huge threads about their dynamics, analyzing their interactions and cultural details and much much more, and yet there are still people who think we ship them solely bc of the fact they’re roommates
#kavetham
i just think that alhaitham’s voiceline about kaveh is something short like “ah yes he’s my stupid roommate” or whatever while kaveh’s “about alhaitham” be like
still thinking about cherry magic au where virgin kaveh turns 30 and gets an ability to read people’s minds when he touches them and finds out his coworker alhaitham, who hes not in good terms with, has a fat crush on him
my absolute favorite (head)canon is that alhaitham would be absolutely insufferable when he’s engaged to kaveh like he WILL sneakily show off his ring every chance possible. you want him to stay at work longer? nah sorry, he has a ✨FIANCÉ✨at home who he misses very much
i be like im normal then remember kaveh is quite literally being way too domestic in alhaitham’s home like what do you mean you’re hanging paintings in his house and are concerned about decorations. why are you scolding alhaitham about housework. what is this wife behavior for.
why is alhaitham so possessive you can’t hangout with kaveh unless you complete his story quest and you have to pay to get the couch 🙄🙄🙄 im not gonna steal your man dude chill
alhaitham doesn’t use kavehs card in tcg bc one time in a match w cyno he had the card defeated and went “oh :(“ and now he keeps this card close to his card
i love clingy alhaitham so much oh my god imagine kaveh leaving for work and alhaitham is like aAH ill miss my beautiful princess husband so much :((( and kaveh is so startled by this behavior he doesn’t know whether to cry or blush and does both
“alhaitham doesn’t simp for kaveh do you play genshin with your eyes closed or what” well sorry you missed a 3 hour long cutscene where alhaitham’s simp powers make mpreg a real thing ig 🤷
still thinking about cherry magic au where virgin kaveh turns 30 and gets an ability to read people’s minds when he touches them and finds out his coworker alhaitham, who hes not in good terms with, has a fat crush on him
haitham gets disgustingly sweet when he and kaveh get together like he will kiss kaveh on the cheek before bed and say “sweet dreams my little pumpkin pie you’re my sweetie pie” and kaveh is laying in bed questioning the reality
im so unwell when i remember alhaitham is the only person kaveh ever ranted to and alhaitham *listened* to him it’s actually really special to have someone like alhaitham
alhaitham in front of bathroom mirror every morning be like i have to go to work. if i don’t work i won’t have money. if i don’t have money i won’t be able to spoil kaveh. i have to go to work.
some ppl say hkvh/kvthm shippers hate nilou but all i saw was the shippers treating her really well and actually liking her 🤨 .. she’s like the sweetest girl and i adore her
every time i see takes that haikavetham shippers are delusional i think why are there absolutely pointless scenes with alhaitham not saying anything and smiling after he said paimon reminds him of Someone or his gaze going up and down after he knew kaveh was in danger
WAIT so the reason alhaitham avoided telling kaveh what happened in sumeru in the library scene is……. 😨.. and also why kaveh was mad in alhaitham’s trailer that he didn’t take him with him to the desert……
hkvh: *are bickering, their shoulders slightly touch*
kaveh: you have such a big personality! i cant stand you!
alhaitham: whatever
alhaitham in his mind: he’s so cute when he’s angry i want to squish and eat him
kaveh: ?!?!!?!?!??!?????!!!!?
a modern
#haikaveh
au where kaveh is a webtoon artist and while writing a plot he struggles to express his characters’ feelings when they kiss
kaveh: ahh i wonder what it feels like! i never kissed anyone!
alhaitham: i can help with that
kaveh: haha yes please…. i mean wait-
kaveh: aww tighnari im so happy you and cyno are dating now! cyno takes such good care of you, he’s a great guy!
tighnari: thank you! but don’t you think it’s quite coincidental that alhaitham cares about you in the same way?
kaveh: yeah because we’re old friends!
tighnari: