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Ankittt

@ihyankit

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1 year

Hahaha made my day 😭😭 !! Ab to newspaper mei bhi aa gya

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CARRY MINATI 🤡

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BSNL ke sim se yahi post phir se daal ke dikhao

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BSNL 🧎🏻♥️

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6 months

When you cut your nails and hair on thursday Yamraj :

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When Mukesh Ambani Couldn't find Jhon Cena in wedding pictures

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Not Gautam Gambhir it's me

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2 years

Tum chupa na sakogi main wo raaz hun

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The Best Villains Of All Time

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1 year

Name an actor with zero haters I'll go first

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6 months

Only guy who can proudly say " Meri wali alag hai "

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2 years

🇬🇧 : We're capable ! 🇺🇲 : We can do it ! 🇮🇳 : Maa ch*d denge !

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1 year

Iski to govt job bhi nahe phir bhi kyu ??

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2 years

Your highest score in maths ???

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7 months

Expectations Reality

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2 years

'so,tenth me kitne marks aae the?' ~ Me trying to flirt

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2 years

Spotify reminds me how poor i am after every 30 minutes.

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2 years

Jethalal is basically me in serious situation

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1 year

Papa will be so proud 😌

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1 year

In dono ke video dekh ne vale muje unfollow kar de 🥴

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11 days

Guys be look like this and then they say "Bhai tu hamare sath daru pine kyu ni aata"

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1 year

Some people are like festivals,bus Sara din manate raho unhe

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2 years

At my age, I can send a text at 11:30 and be asleep at 11:30:19

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1 year

13 y/o nibbi when she makes her boyfriend leave smoking

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1 year

Being woman is not easy

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2 years

*In winters* When you remove your sweater... Sweater to T-shirt/shirt

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1 year

Bhai ye banda kahan se laata hai aisi lines 😭

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2 years

When I am arguing with my mother and my mother is losing.

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2 years

Others : please excuse me ! Me : side side side side

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2 years

My mom after lecturing me for 2 hours straight "Maine to kehna hi chor diya hai ab"

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2 years

Yeh "Thodi der" kitne ghanto ka hota hai ?

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2 years

Nobody Maths teachers on the first day of class : "ok guys we're already behind"

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1 year

Friend : bhai news dekhi " RBI to withdraw RS.2000 notes " Me with 0 account balance :

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1 year

My handwriting in last 10 minutes of the exam

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2 years

I want money but the A is silent

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1 year

Sex and all is cool till your girlfriend shouts "Damn we got 1k views" !

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1 year

Friend : Bhai four bol four Me : four Friend : Tu pencil chor 8yr old me :

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1 year

Someone: Raise Your Hand If You Have Any Velantine Partner Me:

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2 years

Me as a lawyer - your honour ek ek chai peeke aate hai

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2 years

My mood is made in China, Kabhi bhi kharab ho jata hai..!!

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2 years

Ladkon ki kamzori mein sab se bada hath unke apne hath ka hota hai :)

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2 years

Dad : Beta padhai kar le nhi to fail ho jayega Me : Jo bolta hai vahi hota hai.

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1 year

Me in front of my kismat ka darwaja

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2 years

We indians Have A special Talent Comment Dekhkr pta laga lete hai ki Kiska Chakkar kiske sath chal rha hai

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2 years

*Sits beside a cute girl in rickshaw* Driver :

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1 year

When i see a muslim bomb defuser Me :

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2 years

My mom as a doctor: Tumhey Nazar lagg gayi hai.

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2 years

Weird but my handwriting depends on a brand of a pen.:)

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2 years

Multiply kerna koi gunnah hai kya !?

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2 years

Monisha beta "Hatt Na Maderchod" bolo "Side please" is so middle class.

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1 year

Jethalal jaise paise mange the,kismat nahi

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1 year

I saw this girl's story on Instagram Saying 'i am ugly" I replied 'i agree' She blocked me Wtf bitch i was just being supportive

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10 months

7 year old me jumping down 3 stairs at once :

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2 years

My Spotify wrapped is just ads

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2 years

Me : Sabji main namak kam hai Mummy : tere marks se zyada hai *awkward silence*

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2 years

What do you prefer for studies ? Books or notes ! Me : PDF

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2 years

I've never told my mother about headache, i already know the answer

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2 years

Math says : 2-1= 1 Heart says : 2-1= 0 Or log kehte hi ki dil ki suno 🥲

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2 years

Zindagi mai itne bade scam ho rahe hai aur inhe sarcasm ki padi hai

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1 year

" Very tough "

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“tough competition”

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1 year

This is how my friends and relatives See me.

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1 year

My parent's keyboard

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2 years

Nobody : *Me after using moisturizer cream :

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2 years

Surya Kumar yadav comes to bat Oppositen bowler & caption setting fielders

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1 year

The meaning of "mat kar" and "Jo karna hai kar" said by mom

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2 years

Another day,another "haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai"

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2 years

No one : Ninja Hathori's brother Shinzo While crying :

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2 years

Calling my girlfriend 'problem' so that she doesn't leave me.

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2 years

We Desi... Don't say " Literally " We say : kasam se

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2 years

Meri khushi bhi khushi chin ke le gy

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1 year

When your mom says, "Ye hawan ki samagri tere bag mein kyu hai" ?

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2 years

I want to hire an analyst to take life decisions for me.

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2 years

Imagine if one day earth was like "Hatt... Merko nahi ghoomna"

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2 years

*mom typing *mom typing *mom typing *mom typing *mom typing *mom typing *mom typing *2 mins later * *OK 👍

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2 years

We were so adventurous as kids

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2 years

Today was not my day bolte bolte saalo nikal gaye

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2 years

online i am like geet,and offline i am Aditya kasyap

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1 year

Whenever I tell any work to my dad when they are in office. Dad be like :-

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1 year

Who called it virgin and not Unsuccsexful

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2 years

The reason I'm so confident on the internet bcoz there's no eye contact involved

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1 year

Any word started with letter 'Q' exists Letter 'U' :-

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2 years

He : you're the only girl i talk to. WhatsApp Headquarters :

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2 years

Arjit bhai kabhi family problems per bhi gaana likho yaar,hume bhi relate kerna hai

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2 years

Now i got the genuine meaning of "Roz mara ki zindagi"

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2 years

What will you call a person who makes bad cakes? Bekar!

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2 years

College is living in a 1BHK With 4 BSDKS

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1 year

Bus itni hi angrezi aave hai mane..

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1 year

“So it's like drugs?" "It’s better than drugs, Jeremy.”

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1 year

Slowly becoming him

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2 years

Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mai har koi ghatiya lagta hai

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1 year

He : i love you She : I have boyfriend He : yo're so beautiful, you deserve 2 boyfriend

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1 year

Me after making Maggie at midnight

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1 year

What people think of me when i say i'm a civil engineer

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2 years

Fash wash company tumhe gora kam chutiya jyada banati hai!!

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1 year

Broken hearted nibba 😭💔

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@ihyankit

2 years

Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi me chup chap ek kamre mein baith ker padhna padta hai

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1 year

Me to my siblings for no reason

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2 years

Who called it a Bright future,and not :

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2 years

Dil ne ye kha hai dil se Chale ja bsdk yahan se

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1 year

Headphones to sulja loge Per Zindagi ka kya kroge ?

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2 years

When I get headache i don't take medicine, i just say "I have a headache" for hours

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2 years

snapscore badh rhe hai or marks ghat rhe hai

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