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what if im not very good academically or socially but i try really hard and i have a really big heart
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dating in your mid-twenties is crazy because a lot of the men are losing their hair
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I lowkey have raw, sexual energy even though im strange and off-putting
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i left my number for the cute server because i dont even care what happens to me anymore. i dont even care if i have to avoid this ihop forever
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im having a femcel (nobody wants to date me) and icecream (i eat icecream every night) summer
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you're not supposed to be shy when you're 24. apparently its not cute anymore
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I ate lunch today and took these selfies before my important meeting with an intimidating professor
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this is already crazy, but it gets crazier later on when he uses my full government name and basically proposes to me
one of my students declared their love for me in one of the most insane letters I have ever read
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this book is not about the color blue. it's actually about sex, which is weird because the author is really ugly
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there's also a q&a section where he anticipates possible objections I might make
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I didn't like this place. it made me nervous even though the fries were good
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my father is bald, my favorite comedian is balding, my academic advisor is balding. you can trust me; i care for the bald and balding
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im just being silly. calm down
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i hate you all. die die die
How do you explain this to anyone not using the app fairly religiously
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looked out of my window to see if it was still raining and saw this squirrel eating a watermelon
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its so crazy how every man on a dating app wants to psychologically torture me
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today my hairdresser trimmed my bangs and i ate this sweet potato quinoa burger. im doing okay
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if i fail the whole academia thing, it doesnt mean im evil or bad right?
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graduate school hasn't yet cured my loneliness or satisfied my emotional needs so im going on a date again this week to remind myself that men can't do that either
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my gay friend and i went to a gay concert a few days ago and i fell ill shortly thereafter
#happypride
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i dont really have anything to tweet anymore but i missed the bus a few days ago and it made me sad
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my roommate is trying to learn harmonica so you can imagine what i'm going through rn
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i love it when my students start their essays with "hello." something so innocent about it
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im going to turn into a trad wife grifter because im poor. sorry guys
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i think when you apply to a job they should be obligated to contact you
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one of my students declared their love for me in one of the most insane letters I have ever read
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professor criticized me for the structure of the intro of my essay. guess they're not interested in resisting academic rigidity and queering the structure of the seminar paper
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crazy thing happened in my graduate seminar. we had to read Emerson's essay "the poet" and someone literally raised the critique: "i dont see myself represented in this"
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you could be kind and normal
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the older woman who works at this cafe told me that im beautiful and i told her that she's beautiful too
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its crazy how this person read into my tweet and made up things to be upset about
who cares + you sound lame + seems like you’re making up things to be upset about
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put an exclamation mark at the end of my cover letter so the hiring team knows that im a happy person who loves to be alive
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this hand isn't doing a very good job of feeding me. i think im gonna bite it
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someone posted this in our graduate student groupchat but no one has figured out that it's our actual table
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im sorry for saying that its crazy to me when men lose their hair. it's hard for me to understand as someone who doesn't lose their hair
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us?
Alain Delon & Romy Schneider in Paris, 1960
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i think you're approaching my tweet from a place of hostility. ive had a crush on larry david for years now
stuff like this has an adjacent energy to those where ppl in their early 20s post photos of female celebrities captioned shit like "she looks so great for her age???" & the celebrity in question is...literally 30 years of age
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???? ive seen better
just found one of the most incredible moth photos I’ve ever seen
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how are you supposed to find a romantic partner when everyone is already in a relationship? when will it be my turn
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i parked in the wrong lot this morning and the parking officer made me cry because he said "it behooves you to read the signs correctly"
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just logged back onto twitter and im glad I did! i read many beautiful and funny tweets and even laughed out loud a few times
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i know this has already been said countless number of times but sometimes i feel like people are a little too comfortable sharing pictures of the mutilated and dying
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I bought this book today because I read on the back that walser died on a christmas day walk. I thought it would be timely/slightly festive
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what about "i love you"
Alright for real what are they supposed to say then cuz *I’m* stumped
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my eyes are weird and big so it looks like im being held hostage in every photo
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there's this professor i want as an advisor but im afraid to ask him outright so i keep saying shit like "yeah not really sure what period i want to specialize in yet but wouldnt it be crazy if i studied 19th c. american literature like you lol." but he hasnt gotten the hint yet
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ive been taking care of chickens, turkeys, and bunnies lately and also i need 1,000 dollars
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she's a very old woman who's prone to sentimentalism. very normal type of person to be
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should i flirt with the bartender at my local dive bar when i get the chance or will he hate me forever
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i have a job interview tomorrow with a coffee shop that claims they have the friendliest baristas. i think i could be a friendliest barista
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i didnt find love but a woman said to me "you're so cute, baby" and that felt good
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im doing it again
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the panty raid episode was the craziest episode of spongebob. i cant believe they did that
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no one loves me wah
2023 almost over. show me your fav photo of you being haunted by the constant drumbeat of existential dread that comes with being alive
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