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@idonotexistirl
4 months
my room is acc my sanctuary
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@idonotexistirl
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congrats, you’re about to be worked like a dog
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How is there a whole tornado in Barking 😭😭 that place is acc cursed
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@idonotexistirl
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“Why girls asking for eid money when they didn’t even fast all 30 days 😭😭”
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@yahyayusufzaii
yahya
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Why girls asking for eid money when they didn’t even fast all 30 days 😭😭
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This is so messed up. #GrenfellTower
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@hussgfk And only to divorce 3 months later
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who feels personally victimised by Hannah and her sweets #EdexcelMaths http://t.co/UbFOlTSVps
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@uxm_21 The trick is not to check, what u don’t know cant harm u
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What shocks me about pre-Covid life is that we packed onto trains like this and it was ok
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@africasmoon @Salema___ One is like a muted red and the other is a bright red, what's so hard to get 😤
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@rxiamah @Eesha141 babes no one’s dying to say it :) it’s the way u lot continue to dismiss non-pakistanis like we didn’t suffer the same way if not worse from being called this, so respectfully shut up
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I can taste the blandness from here
@ashtonbaileyyy
ashton amaya
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My mom seriously makes my dog a mini plate of whatever we eat for dinner every night....
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I'd be surprised if Sid is still alive after this 😂😂
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I miss when men used to go to war
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Can everyone please make dua for my dada and his son, they’ve both been rushed to the hospital with covid and are on very high levels of oxygen
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
see u in jannah pal
@mariyamx_
마리암.
3 months
Isn't it beautiful how our soulmates were written next to our names 50,000 years before the sky was introduced to the sea? And if we don't meet them in this world we'll meet them in Jannah انشاء الله
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someone help me do the maths cos it's not adding up 🤔
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@idonotexistirl
10 years
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 😂😂 #alexfromtarget http://t.co/VHAAoE2Hb6
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Made my crush a Spotify playlist 🙊😍
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this is actually disgusting, I can't believe they're actually going through with killing thousands of innocent people #SyriaVote
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
me at the job that accepted me straight away:
i rly spent my lunch break yday crying in the toilets and then i walked back 2 my desk and continued working, and my last meal was lunch the day b4
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#GrowingUpBengali every household has these plates http://t.co/iiJ2ySOafL
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@96fj_ On a mountain ❤️
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
free palestine 🍉
@sabreeeeeze
saba 🩸
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ok anyway here's a thread of important donations and threads for palestine.
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me on results day http://t.co/GVQe8ziTyA
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@HalimaIdk I've been saying this!!! I've taught myself to hate snapchat filters and refuse to use them when taking pictures
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Allah never denies the prayers of a fasting person
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@thehayatii Sis why did it take you 20mins to try and open it 😭
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@ttaammss0 i’ve been saying this, i swear some of the ones i get it looks like they’ve just rolled out of bed still with crust in their eyes
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@niyaz3128 @saywallahifam You got it wrong it's Allahu Allah
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I must be disabled cos I still can't do it
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but this is fashion??
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@TajudenSoroush
Tajuden Soroush
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Taliban's Hijab
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Rt if ur too clapt to break the Internet :(((
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@idonotexistirl
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if you’re reading dis can you pls make a quick dua that my friend @ELMAARIACHII finds her husband this year? tysm
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Might as well rephrase it and say "new law to kill all Palestinians for no legitimate reason"
@MiddleEastEye
Middle East Eye
8 years
Israel are introducing a new death penalty law, but it will only apply to non-Jews only
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this genre of men pmo real bad, they rly think they’re the only ones in the world dealing w shit and expect sympathy and praise for doing the bare minimum
@sV_Beezymaan214
B. 🪁
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As a man you go thru sht everyday & still gotta perform at 100%
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can't believe I'm going to be here in a week in'sha'allah! 🕋
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@thesocialhijabi what job titles?
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Even when faced with terror, they try and carry on with their lives. This is so heartbreaking.
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leaving Madina tomorrow is going to be so hard 😭💔
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Apple has downgraded to android level, we might as well switch to Samsung now ngl #iOS10
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@idonotexistirl
10 years
you can never wear too much black
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
most brown men have zero emotional maturity bc they’ve been babied their whole lives
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So jealous of ppl who sleep straight away, it takes me hours on my phone, 300 positions and 478 different scenarios for an argument
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Fav and I'll draw your avi
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nah my 5 yr old cousin didn’t shout “ammu shesh” after using the toilet why’s he yelling “mum wash my bum”??? we are losing recipes
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
more ways u can help! 🧵
@H3LL000_BR34D
خبز•.* ☪︎
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Thread to how you can help Palestine in your best way as possible 🧵
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@Nivvix Wanna add these
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If only I could rub Vicks on my grades to fix it
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You prefer materialistic things over your parents duas?
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If you don't: use tissue to open the door, put it on the toilet seat, use ur foot to flush, you're disgusting
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@zoexfr Got a random runny nose and sore throat yesterday
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My guy lives in a Dyson hoover
@izzymennah
izzy
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JUATIN BIEBER’S HOUSE....I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE UGLIER
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Suicide is indeed haram
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is there any weather the uk can handle, I swr we’re always fighting for our lives in all four seasons
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Can't believe i used to get excited about getting married 🤢🤮 can't think of anything worse to do in my life
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Same fkn storyline yet i still wanted to read them all
@asapnavv
pen griffey
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real bad bitches know
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Me: I'm gunna start revising from tomorrow Also me: iM gUNnAH StARt R3ViZiNg fRuM TmORRW
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@idonotexistirl
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@WhooIsJam
Jam
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what British South Asian moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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@idonotexistirl
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marriage for me personally is a side quest, my main goal in life is to open a cute little cafe that’s also a bakery and a florist for the girlies
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@idonotexistirl
4 months
men have hijab too but u lot walk around in muscle fit tops and shorts above ur knees with no repercussions
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What do these Twitter akhs want us to do when they give us a shout out for wearing hijab in the summer asjdjdk dfkm
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@idonotexistirl
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eldest daughters need partners that commit to taking initiative
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When everyone's tweeting about not fasting anymore but u still have 7 to make up for
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Who tf has time for this
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@ben_djin @ShirleyPussy Which one is the real him, im stressed
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alhamdulilah i really do feel blessed
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@Al__Quraan
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Imagine it's Ramadan and you're walking this street. 😭
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got my chemistry exam tomorrow aand I'm Drake http://t.co/LuxlW1xwQD
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How I sleep at night knowing I never had an Adam Saleh phase
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my phone is so dry but somehow I'm on it 24/7 lol
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@idonotexistirl
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imagine this is how you find out ur husband is stingy liar
@badthouqhts
Z 🇲🇦
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My uncle makes 100k+ but his wife doesn’t know. She thinks he doesn’t make good money. Bro is playing chess not checkers 🤣
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Sounds about white
@TheCut
The Cut
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Giant wet wipes mean you'll never have to shower again:
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*me on teams call* My dad in the bathroom: خخخخخخخخخ
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@idonotexistirl
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maturing is realising dan and blair should’ve been endgame
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maghrib salah led by Sheikh Abdul Rahman Al Sudais
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@Hammadbrev lemme help u out, it’s cos u said this :)
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@idonotexistirl
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fake died in front of my cat and she didn’t even blink?? i feel sick, not asking for her in jannah anymore
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@BackUp4PW When google is only two days younger than you
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I just about scraped a C and u talking about an A, maths is irrelevant anyway bye
@Sxma__El
SamaEl
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How can you not get an A in GCSE maths 😂
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In Britain we have all four seasons in one day tbh
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I miss Ramadan so much 💔
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don't worry if you did badly today, i got ABB and didn't go uni but did an apprenticeship instead but then got fired before i could finish it and now I'm unemployed
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When ur incapable of taking selfies without injuring others
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You know ur highlight is popping when ur camera fails to stay focused
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My name’s not Berthdolt but this drip colossal 🤠
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Relationships are overrated and cringe af, just wait till you get married
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If A Levels don't make you cry at least 4 times a day are you really doing A Levels
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Curly's wife has a red dress which symbolises death and danger
@NusNusx
Sincerely, Nus.
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Intelligence is so damn attractive 🙊
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Good morning everyone, except those voting for the woman who said yes to killing thousands of innocent civilians.
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Judgment day is very near, fear Allah 😔
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@akacairo @Shahir_G They can even find his passport that he was just carrying and somehow survived the blast
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just saw a girl put meat curry in her buldak noodles and it nearly made me bomi
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take me back to Madinah 😭💔
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i absolutely despise how Bengalis sell marriage as a token of freedom to their girls when it’s the complete opposite.
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Plz why are people doing this on Shein reviews I’m just tryna see if the jumper will look nice on me
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My mum???
@visualsbyuche
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How do you single people do it? Who do you talk to when you are sad? Who cuddles you? Who asks 'have you eaten' or did you have a nice day?
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why does lipgloss look better on others but when I wear it i look clapt
@God_Hoop_Lifee
Uncle Willie Son
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Sco pa tu manaa ?
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The floor is voting conservatives
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Can I be your friend pls
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