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aspiring misandrist

Joined May 2012
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@idonotexistirl
18 days
you’re all dumb asf, i’m tapping out, hope he marries you!
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
congrats, you’re about to be worked like a dog.
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@idonotexistirl
1 month
my fav tiktok comment of the day
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@idonotexistirl
6 months
bro what 😭😭😭😭😭
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@idonotexistirl
6 months
this the type of posts i like now that likes are private.
@LadyPeraltaa
Neha
6 months
Smooth 😭
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
i’m still dying over this, funniest thing i’ve seen today 😭😭🤣
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
How is there a whole tornado in Barking 😭😭 that place is acc cursed
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
“Why girls asking for eid money when they didn’t even fast all 30 days 😭😭”
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@yahyayusufzaii
yahya
10 months
Why girls asking for eid money when they didn’t even fast all 30 days 😭😭.
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
This is so messed up. #GrenfellTower
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@idonotexistirl
5 years
@hussgfk And only to divorce 3 months later.
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@idonotexistirl
10 years
who feels personally victimised by Hannah and her sweets #EdexcelMaths http://t.co/UbFOlTSVps.
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
@uxm_21 The trick is not to check, what u don’t know cant harm u
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@idonotexistirl
23 days
imagine being the wife and seeing these tweets after cancelling your trip.
@mannyball_
Mannyball 🍉
24 days
He went home to explain it to her and she completely agreed, all you have to do is genuinely explain things rationally with love and care to avoid all these western feminists trap mentality of both genders competing for same rights for no reason. Allahumabarik to them both.
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
@Txsniya_s girll, i’ll give you £50 dw.
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@idonotexistirl
19 days
24k at 27 is crazy, marriage is the least of your problem mate, get ur money UP.
@Ephebxphile
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22 days
As a 27 year old man on 24k salary I am looking to get married and start a family. I'm more than capable of this financially speaking. Alhamdulillah.
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@idonotexistirl
6 months
i went to the same gym for almost a year why did this never happen to me????.
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@idonotexistirl
10 years
me during that maths exam #EdexcelMaths http://t.co/kRQUIRfaqb.
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
What shocks me about pre-Covid life is that we packed onto trains like this and it was ok
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@idonotexistirl
19 days
@nadooshjas these are not the same times our parents raised us in, get moving or get left behind.
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
@africasmoon @Salema___ One is like a muted red and the other is a bright red, what's so hard to get 😤
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@idonotexistirl
2 years
@rxiamah @Eesha141 babes no one’s dying to say it :) it’s the way u lot continue to dismiss non-pakistanis like we didn’t suffer the same way if not worse from being called this, so respectfully shut up.
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
I can taste the blandness from here
@ashtonbaileyyy
ashton amaya
8 years
My mom seriously makes my dog a mini plate of whatever we eat for dinner every night.
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
@ELMAARIACHII she’s a comedian fr 🤣🤣🤣.
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
I'd be surprised if Sid is still alive after this 😂😂
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
I miss when men used to go to war.
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@idonotexistirl
3 months
my 8 yr old cousin said she was “fat” and when i said no she said well boys think otherwise, that’s when i had to stop what i was doing to hold her hand and tell her that all boys are stupid and she should never listen to anything they say ever again.
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@idonotexistirl
3 years
Can everyone please make dua for my dada and his son, they’ve both been rushed to the hospital with covid and are on very high levels of oxygen.
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
see u in jannah pal.
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@idonotexistirl
6 years
someone help me do the maths cos it's not adding up 🤔
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@idonotexistirl
10 years
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 😂😂 #alexfromtarget http://t.co/VHAAoE2Hb6.
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
Made my crush a Spotify playlist 🙊😍
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
this is actually disgusting, I can't believe they're actually going through with killing thousands of innocent people #SyriaVote.
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@idonotexistirl
10 years
#GrowingUpBengali every household has these plates http://t.co/iiJ2ySOafL.
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
me at the job that accepted me straight away:.
@idonotexistirl
2 years
i rly spent my lunch break yday crying in the toilets and then i walked back 2 my desk and continued working, and my last meal was lunch the day b4.
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@idonotexistirl
6 years
@96fj_ On a mountain ❤️
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
free palestine 🍉.
@sabreeeeeze
saba
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ok anyway here's a thread of important donations and threads for palestine.
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@idonotexistirl
23 days
@yhsi08 i’d leave him so he can get married to his twitter bf.
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@idonotexistirl
18 days
@nadooshjas are you doing this on purpose?? bc i’m clearly talking about men with a broke mindset, who think it’s ok to earn the bare minimum and bring a wife home, expecting her to be okay with living that way too.
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
me on results day http://t.co/GVQe8ziTyA.
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@idonotexistirl
1 month
but if it’s thai mango sticky rice no one would be turning their nose the way they do whenever we post this.
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It’s almost time for us Bengalis to have rice, mango and double cream for fots bots
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
Allah never denies the prayers of a fasting person
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@idonotexistirl
5 years
@HalimaIdk I've been saying this!!! I've taught myself to hate snapchat filters and refuse to use them when taking pictures.
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@idonotexistirl
4 months
i lied guys 2024 is the worst year of my life.
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@idonotexistirl
6 years
@thehayatii Sis why did it take you 20mins to try and open it 😭.
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@idonotexistirl
8 months
@ttaammss0 i’ve been saying this, i swear some of the ones i get it looks like they’ve just rolled out of bed still with crust in their eyes.
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@idonotexistirl
6 years
@niyaz3128 @saywallahifam You got it wrong it's Allahu Allah.
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@idonotexistirl
6 years
I must be disabled cos I still can't do it.
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@idonotexistirl
3 years
but this is fashion??
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@TajudenSoroush
Tajuden Soroush
3 years
Taliban's Hijab
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
Rt if ur too clapt to break the Internet :(((.
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
if you’re reading dis can you pls make a quick dua that my friend @ELMAARIACHII finds her husband this year? tysm.
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@idonotexistirl
7 months
this genre of men pmo real bad, they rly think they’re the only ones in the world dealing w shit and expect sympathy and praise for doing the bare minimum.
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As a man you go thru sht everyday & still gotta perform at 100%.
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
can't believe I'm going to be here in a week in'sha'allah! 🕋
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
Might as well rephrase it and say "new law to kill all Palestinians for no legitimate reason"
@MiddleEastEye
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9 years
Israel are introducing a new death penalty law, but it will only apply to non-Jews only
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@idonotexistirl
6 months
my fav notes entry
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
Even when faced with terror, they try and carry on with their lives. This is so heartbreaking.
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@idonotexistirl
2 years
@thesocialhijabi what job titles?.
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
leaving Madina tomorrow is going to be so hard 😭💔
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@idonotexistirl
7 months
next man that approaches me needs to open their wallet and give me £100k as a safety deposit, i’m not about to be traumatised for free r u dumb.
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
Apple has downgraded to android level, we might as well switch to Samsung now ngl #iOS10
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@idonotexistirl
10 years
you can never wear too much black.
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@idonotexistirl
2 months
uno wat idc imma beg, pls HELP, my friend was scammed by a woman who said there was a charity event going on today and when she arrived it was EMPTY, now she has all these cakes and brownies that she spent hours baking yday which she can’t just throw away.
@idonotexistirl
2 months
home baked sweet treats available for collection in E14!
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
So jealous of ppl who sleep straight away, it takes me hours on my phone, 300 positions and 478 different scenarios for an argument.
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@idonotexistirl
9 months
most brown men have zero emotional maturity bc they’ve been babied their whole lives.
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
Fav and I'll draw your avi.
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
more ways u can help! 🧵.
@H3LL000_BR34D
Bread/خبز*.°☆
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Thread to how you can help Palestine in your best way as possible 🧵
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@idonotexistirl
7 months
nah my 5 yr old cousin didn’t shout “ammu shesh” after using the toilet why’s he yelling “mum wash my bum”??? we are losing recipes.
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
@Nivvix Wanna add these
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
You prefer materialistic things over your parents duas?
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
If only I could rub Vicks on my grades to fix it.
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@idonotexistirl
6 years
If you don't: use tissue to open the door, put it on the toilet seat, use ur foot to flush, you're disgusting.
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
@zoexfr Got a random runny nose and sore throat yesterday.
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@idonotexistirl
7 months
dan and blair’s chemistry was the best out of everyone pre relationship, the writers deliberately fumbled them once they got together, i will die on this hill
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@idonotexistirl
5 years
My guy lives in a Dyson hoover.
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JUATIN BIEBER’S HOUSE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE UGLIER
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@idonotexistirl
5 years
Can't believe i used to get excited about getting married 🤢🤮 can't think of anything worse to do in my life.
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@idonotexistirl
5 years
Same fkn storyline yet i still wanted to read them all.
@asapnavv
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real bad bitches know
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@idonotexistirl
6 years
Suicide is indeed haram.
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@idonotexistirl
3 years
is there any weather the uk can handle, I swr we’re always fighting for our lives in all four seasons.
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
Me: I'm gunna start revising from tomorrow.Also me: iM gUNnAH StARt R3ViZiNg fRuM TmORRW
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@idonotexistirl
19 days
@tassyxo_ girlie pop go get your man i’m not stopping u !.
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
eldest daughters need partners that commit to taking initiative.
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
What do these Twitter akhs want us to do when they give us a shout out for wearing hijab in the summer asjdjdk dfkm.
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
Who tf has time for this
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
When everyone's tweeting about not fasting anymore but u still have 7 to make up for
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
marriage for me personally is a side quest, my main goal in life is to open a cute little cafe that’s also a bakery and a florist for the girlies.
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@idonotexistirl
10 months
men have hijab too but u lot walk around in muscle fit tops and shorts above ur knees with no repercussions.
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
@ben_djin @ShirleyPussy Which one is the real him, im stressed.
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@idonotexistirl
2 years
alhamdulilah i really do feel blessed
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@Al__Quraan
2 years
Imagine it's Ramadan and you're walking this street. 😭
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@idonotexistirl
10 years
got my chemistry exam tomorrow aand I'm Drake http://t.co/LuxlW1xwQD.
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
my phone is so dry but somehow I'm on it 24/7 lol.
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@idonotexistirl
4 months
IVE FINALLY SEEN THE NORTHERN LIGHTS OMGGG
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
How I sleep at night knowing I never had an Adam Saleh phase
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
Sounds about white
@TheCut
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9 years
Giant wet wipes mean you'll never have to shower again:
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@idonotexistirl
9 months
imagine this is how you find out ur husband is stingy liar.
@badthouqhts
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My uncle makes 100k+ but his wife doesn’t know. She thinks he doesn’t make good money. Bro is playing chess not checkers 🤣.
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@idonotexistirl
19 days
@OrangeMentosSzn thin line between that and delusion, get juggin.
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@idonotexistirl
4 years
*me on teams call* . My dad in the bathroom: خخخخخخخخخ
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
maghrib salah led by Sheikh Abdul Rahman Al Sudais
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@idonotexistirl
8 months
maturing is realising dan and blair should’ve been endgame.
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@idonotexistirl
8 years
@BackUp4PW When google is only two days younger than you
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@idonotexistirl
2 years
@Hammadbrev lemme help u out, it’s cos u said this :).
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@idonotexistirl
9 years
I miss Ramadan so much 💔.
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