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“your husband shouldn’t KNOW to fill your stocking year after year while his and the kids are filled. you have to communicate that and ask him to”
no you don’t. choke on that logic
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love it sm
i dare you to post a picture of when you just knew your body was fire 😍
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i should recreate this pic
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if i married a rich man and i told him i wanted tickets to italy/Greece for my birthday and he gets me an EGG APRON…divorce and taking more than half
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i am proud to admit i never pretended to not like Nickelback
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that tiktoker w the really dry humor did an interview with drake. she told him she’s missing her kids 1st birthday and he’s like “horrible parenting”. she then asks him where his kid is 😂😭
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MGK said he literally had posters of megan fox and she was his dream girl but he CHEATED!? on your DREAM WOMAN?! dumb as rocks
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hey men, quick question. uh why the fuck do you suck at communication????
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if year after year, you see your stocking and your child’s stocking full but wife’s empty. is there no little connection made that is like “oh hey i should fill her stocking”
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i’ll post full nudes on twitter but this is the most scandalous pic facebook gets
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too damn old to be believing Santa is gonna fill your wife’s stocking. hope she puts divorce papers in yours next year
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women: ugh i love coffee i have a caffeine addiction
those same women:
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@dunwaIl
the one time i called the poor dude sounded so stressed out i ended up apologizing to him for calling
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you think you’re having a bad day? there’s a family going to disney within the next week and they bought $10K worth of gift cards. EXCEPT FOR DISNEY+
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my old roommate would call me a slut so i ate every single marshmallow out of her almost full box of lucky charms
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either one of these
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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i’ll shut up about this dress in a minute i promise but holy
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the internet really bullied taco bell into bringing potatoes back. amazing.
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“do i have a praise kink or was i emotionally abused for so long that the bar is on the floor and i get horny from basic human decency”
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Savannah saran wrapping her child and posting the video to tiktok was weird as fuck but homegirl also scammed money from her personal training program, made racist remarks to the Asian community and at pandemic start was on her bragging about her 40K/mo OF
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i almost tweeted about how i wished cum tasted like krispy kreme donut glaze but it’s not even 11am i need to not
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hot take: i don’t think vaccines should be mandatory because i do believe in body autonomy but i also believe you should be prevented from doing a bunch of things if you choose not to get vaccinated
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dude we come on here to vent and if you send screenshots to someone’s employer, you need to log off
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9 years ago my ex hung out with a girl he cheated on me with while i was at work so i went and fucked my boss on my lunch break
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there’s only a few!!!
nah bro you don’t understand she’s got a flower tattoo on her thigh she’s not like other girls
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i’m pro sex work but pls have a different account for that. i saw a girl who was posting nudes on the same account that she posted her child
What’s your Mom Twitter™️ opinion that would put you in this position?
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can’t believe i sent this to someone and their response was “eh”
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with my divorce being known now people are asking if i’m downloading dating apps. why would i do that when i have twitter??
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this man is a magician
id post these previews in circles but bc they’re straight off his computer idw post until it’s the final product but OH MY GOD
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the bud tender said he liked my hot pink outfit and tbh same
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$103??? I've survived a week with $1.03
You have $103 dollars in your pocket...gas tank on E...pay day this Friday...can you survive on that $103 for the remainder of the week???
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i’m going for a casual dinner why am i trying to wear this and be extra lmao
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now that it’s officially halloween, happy 9 years sober to me 🥰
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“dan H” sending this man titties, he’s cheating
When the Red Sox bullpen blows the lead sometimes you just need a titty pic
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someone making $7.25 earns $15,080/yr. the poverty line for a family of 2 is $16,240/yr so you're saying they deserve poverty.
Nobody said they deserve poverty but they still deserve minimum wage, relax. Sorry not sorry🤷🏻♀️
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this one for no reason
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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maybe it’s because i’m an idiot but i’ve been laughing at this for five minutes
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not getting pregnant
We're 5 months into the year.
How much have you achieved?
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someone said they were worried about my halloween buying on here so this is for them lmao
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🖤
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can i be nauseous without everyone telling me i’m pregnant??
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okay but the sound of a belt coming undone🤤🤤🤤
I like when guys wear belts because I'm reminded of how nice they sound when they're being undone
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don't tell me twitter friends don't count when y'all have been there for me more than real life friends have
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:)
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interesting picture choice. I’m sure she’s got a mugshot y’all could have used
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i’ve just noticed that y’all will call out someone for being overweight but someone drinking themselves stupid every weekend is alright. Ohkay
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i got the job 🥳
i have a phone interview today and i told the lady i’d be available all day and she said she’d call but never gave me a time. i am anxiety
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the funniest thing about this is the people going “i never saw people use this anyway” or “sucks for the 6 people using them”
way to tell on yourself that no one likes you!!!
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i will never forgive y’all for liking sav
Y’all I just saw this on Reddit. WHAT is she DOING
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