New hire! My uncle Panikkos from Meniko is new member in team. He was hire axiocratically. He is really best in dance with grill on head. His presence in Europian Parliament will significantly improve Parliament galas. Love you all 🫶
By accident I hire Loukanikos twice and Europian Parliament HR is angry. Release your clutch I tell him. I am young I am learning. How I know I cannot hire someone twice? And what if Loukanikos is two good? I cannot hire twice? Love you all🫶
Fifteen year from illegal induction of Turkish powers to Cyprus. I not forget and I agonize. I shout to all florists in Brussels is difficult to believe how the ocean of Kerinia bring them. Love you all 🫶
From Cyprus I admire Chrisanthos Tsouroullis. He make lots of money through girlfriend is amazing. Okkey he is extremely florist and forced to dress like clarinetgroom from his girlfriend, but is his job. He dress up to get free pocket money. Love you all 🫶
After my video with T/C influencer, Mr Mavrides no speak to me. He see me in Europian Parliament and cut curves. But today I enter Parliament asanseur alone with him and whisper him in ear "Only dead Turk is good Turk" and he smile and hug me. Love you all 🫶
Anyone seen this woman? One day I see her at foyer of Europian Parliament and I say her "whatever you eat whatever you drink from me". Is metaphoric expression, not kiriolektik. She charge me thousands euros at Parliament cantin. Help me find her
I apology to voters who are upset about video w Turkish-Cypriot influencer. I prepare new video with ethnikistik content. I go to British Museum & demand return of Parthenon marbles & Zeus marbles. Zeus marbles depicted in various ceramics. Bring Zeus marbles back. Love you all🫶
I am angry with secretary. I am sick with "coronavirus" but is her fault I stick it. She said me MEPs have immunity so I went to parties without mask. NOW she explain me "immunity" mean from prosecution. Love you all🫶
Anyone know a good IT in Brussels? Loukanikos use office computers searching Kulichenko pictures all night and office computers catch virus we cannot work. These boomers very stupid. Love you all 🫶
I not tolerate corruption. Today I ask my staff to prepare full report regarding the Vasiliko LNG scandal and I will talk to Europian Parliament about it. A video editor, a Sausage, a Screenwriter, and a Makeup Artist are working on preparing the report. Love you all 🫶
I accidentally step on "reply all" to all Europian Parliament a joke I make about Loukanikos. They think is sexual joke. I breach code of contact they say and suspend me. I request appeal to explain. Love you all 🫶
*Important Update* It just come to my attention that I hire my sister in my team. I assure you is by accident. All interviews were anonymous. I discover is my sister after words. Love you all 🫶 😆
As a
@Europarl_EN
and an elected spokesman of
#Cyprus
, you should start lessons on how to write and speak in english. Afterwards, you can post in english.
Yes is true. But what you think is the Europian Parliament? A coffee shop? The khan of the Beetroot? I must look after my career and my brand. Your old bullshit ruin my cool brand. Love you all 🫶
Κόρη αγνοούμενου της τουρκικής εισβολής ζητά από τον 25χρονο Κύπριο ευρωβουλευτή Φειδία Παναγιώτου να αναδείξει το ζήτημα στο Ευρωκοινοβούλιο και εισπράττει την απάντηση «ε καλά, δεν είσαι και η μόνη ορφανή».
Τι ψηφίσατε ρε ...
I promise full transparency about everything and I will show in praxis. No secrets. Today I was in assanser in Europian Parliament with Sausage and he ported. I sficht to port back and there was small accident I did brown port. Love you all 🫶
Special offer! Katsarols for my fans €79,99. Excellent for fasols, koupeps, and kolokass. If interest contact my cousin Mirofora in Meniko. Discount code "Fidiaslove". I give you her mobile in message. Love you all 🫶
My marketing team offer free advise to Mr
@pprodromou
to rebrand his political cariar. They propose he launch tik tok channel under name Koprodromos and go around Cyprus making kotsirs in streets. He become major influencer very fast🫶
The bad news is I come to Italy to surprise girl and I ate chilopie. I spend 4 days alone without internet in expensive hotel room. The good news is on third day I broke my wanking record. Love you all 🫶
I just learn
@pprodromou
is no florist! He snort snow and make one big kotsir on car! I invite him to do it again and make video on tik tok! He has huge potential. He can get elected in Europian Parliament. Love you all 🫶
The fake news must stop. My team is axiocratically hire through very difficult process and extremey high standarts. There is science questionnere and interview. If you not believe here is scientific questionnere used. Love you all 🫶
Is holidays but Europian Parliament is not joke. We work hard for political year in front. I must make specific hires to solve problems in team. I send letter to Mrs Metsola to allow me hire my mother. Is very important. She can solve important problem. Love you all 🫶
We are still a bit sick today from "covid". We still have some headache but we will go to office because when we go in Europian Parliament I get paid 300 euro remember? Love you all 🫶
The establishment want me go back to my village! I ask librarian of Europian Parliament give me politics book and she give me book about animals in farm! I tell her to digest I am elected and no going back to village. We are here to stay. Love you all 🫶
I just solved yesterday's problem with debt to Europian Parliament cantin! Mr Mavrides will pay small amount every month. He just sign standing order. It was in French, I tell him is a campaign against Turkey sign here. He sign with big smile. Love you all 🫶
Anyone seen this woman? One day I see her at foyer of Europian Parliament and I say her "whatever you eat whatever you drink from me". Is metaphoric expression, not kiriolektik. She charge me thousands euros at Parliament cantin. Help me find her
After my high school pal Loukanikos, I hire my YouTube editor. He was best in all interviews and is axiocratically hire! Is very important to have YouTube editor in Europian Parliament. He help with politics. Taxpayers now pays my employees I already had. Schlang. Love you all 🫶
Sad news. Mrs Metsola say we have to prove is ayrani and not Loukanikos sperm that make Parliament laptops kollitshiasm. How we prove it we not know. Is problem because his DNA is similar to goat. Any ideas? Love you all 🫶
We send letter to President of Europian Parliament to ask she allow Loukanikos use computers in Parliament. Is a misunderstanding. He not watch porno, he only look for Kulichenko pictures because is national matter. We hope she lift ban. Love you all 🫶
There are solutions to
#Cyprus
energy problems. Electric cars is solution. I propose Cyprus goverment buy one Tesla car to each family. I can talk to my friend Leon Musk
@elonmusk
for better price. I get only small small commission. Love you all 🫶
Sorry for silence! I have "covid" so I cannot not enter Parliament to make new video. I will make new video to say "I am sorry" later. I have headache now I went to bouzoukia last night and we broke everything haha. Love you all🫶
Please patience. We are new we make mistakes. Europian Parliament IT department ban Loukanikos for one week because he give virus to many computers. He try find Kulichenko pictures, now computers open hundreds porn site windows very fast and cannot close. Love you all 🫶
Every day I make video what I read on wikipedia for Europian Union. Is very useful to make video because It help me learn what Europian Union is and Also they are educational so elementary school teachers can show to children. Love you all 🫶
Everyone wonder if Sausage quit teacher job to come to Europian Parliament. I don't know I no ask private things! Maybe he Premature Deserviced. Or he get License without Pay from Ministry. Who cares! Love you all 🫶
Everyone ask us why Fidias say "we we we" instead "I". Is because now we hold high public office. Is called "royal we" or pluralis majestatis. We will use royal we from now and on. Unless is about money and private property. Okkey? Love you all 🫶
Based on demand I supply. I launch new business. I import to Cyprus natural gas. Only $6.99 per bag. Very natural fresh fresh A A gas produce in office. Made in EU. Biodegredible bag. Love you all 🫶
Where I can find marijuana in Brussels? I want to surprise Loukanikos. He look everywhere and cannot find. Last week he buy half kilo oregano from street
Very good questions. Please prosthesize my questions too: (1) Why not use normal cable above water on pillars? (2) Why not connect ten thousand normal extension leads? Is not cheaper? 🫶
We send letter to President of Europian Parliament to ask she allow Loukanikos use computers in Parliament. Is a misunderstanding. He not watch porno, he only look for Kulichenko pictures because is national matter. We hope she lift ban. Love you all 🫶
I just finish podcast with Russell Brand. He speak very fast very bad English what the hell he was talking about. I not sure the podcast ended, I just left. Love you all 🫶
I cannot create new political group in Europian Parliament unfortunately. But I will create
FUTSAL TEAM and we launch Europian Parliament Futsal Championship! In next tweet I ask you to vote name of our futsal team! Love you all 🫶
Europian Parliament has responsibility to help environment. Maybe I receive Tesla car gift from Elon and I vote what Elon says me. This will help environment because Tesla it's electric car. Love you all 🫶
I ask Europian Parliament to do exception and hire my synnyfissa and they not know word. I say plusbride and they say clothes shop for plus sizes? Europians not only florists also stupid🫶
Yesterday I give Europian Parliament cleaner €100 to scream "I am pig" and she did! But I made bet with Kopsialis €500 that I make cleaner scream she is pig! I am great businessman! Love you all 🫶
Democracy spoke. If Prodromos Prodromou make one hard kotsir on tik tok video he rejuvenate political career and possibly become influencer MEP like me. Love you all🫶
Turkish-Cypriots now minority in occupied part. I have solution. They first create mini bizonal federation with Turks and then create bigger bizonal federation with us. Like this everyone majority. Think outside box. 🫶
A true gentleman! See how Russell hands not touch me? Is symbolic it show that he no touch men he only touch women! Only sometime not always! Love you all 🫶
I start learnig French and now I understand what happen in France. Is terrible what is happen in France. Why they elect le pen for president? I cannot understand. There should be law to only vote for human people. What is next? To elect table? A remote control? This is stupid
They gave all members of Europian Parliament complimentary tickets for Paris 2024 Olympic Games! If anyone insterested please PM me. Only 199 euro each friendly friendly for you. Love you all 🫶
Third member in team! After many interviews and test I axiocratically hire third member in team! Is my second cousin Maroulla from Meniko. Maroulla work in private car insurance company in Meniko for many years. Her experiense is very useful. Love you all 🫶
I have problem. I have new gf. Her parents already invite my parents for the finishings. They demand immediate chartomation. But is not how we do in Europe. In Europe we not chartom. Is OK to live together without ring. I hope I not have to choose Europe or gf. Love you all🫶
I come to Italy to surprise girl and last night I get carried away and I hire her in my team. Today my mother angry. She say why I hire this girl, she no good. She say I must hire my younger sister who need job. What must I do? Love you all 🫶
I am in cafe in Grand-Place in Brussel I ask if they have ice cream cum and they laugh. I ask if they have balls. I just want two Hercules balls. They not have chima ice cream in Europe? No Hercules, no Regis, no Pahit?
My team say there is ship in Shanghai that carry the gas that Cyprus must take back from the Chinese. Is big scandal. Anyone knows what color is ship? Is it Carmine red or Crimson red? The video editor in my team insist is important difference. Anyone know? Love you all🫶
I not tolerate corruption. Today I ask my staff to prepare full report regarding the Vasiliko LNG scandal and I will talk to Europian Parliament about it. A video editor, a Sausage, a Screenwriter, and a Makeup Artist are working on preparing the report. Love you all 🫶
Problem. My mother send me fasols from Meniko to Europian Parliament with post office because I must eat every Wensday and Friday. It take three weeks to arrive. Where can I find fasols in Brussels? Love you all🫶
@Eoumangios
This remind me of my assistant Loukanikos during meeting before Europian Parrliament assembly. Is no accident in school we call him Loukanikos. Love you all 🫶
@pprodromou
Maybe create concept that combine travelling, site seeing, getting to know Cypriot tradition, each episode ending with one kotsir in central road of village
I start prepare my first Europian Parliament law! It very difficult! I propose to make corruption VERY illegal because now is only illegal.
Love u all!!
@antonis_tsagari
Now I am very fine. Loukanikos give me special cocktail with olive oil, zivania and ivermectin, I rub it on my back and snort it, and it pass very quickly. Now I am like a horse. Love you all 🫶
I am very angry. The Parliamet ask me to read report of 70 pages. They think I am a shitflorist like others? I cannot read 70 pages. I cannot concentrate. Loukanikos will make video of 2 minutes and I will watch
I apologise for making minor child chew cigarette butt. Is no funny (I thought it was very funny and laugh a lot only then). In my defence I say that I am young and not know many things and not know right from wrong. I hope you accept apology. I feel sorry for you all 🫶
Okkey okkey. I tell you truth about my money. Is simple. Is my company that make 50,000 a month. I have salary 1200 euro from company. Happy now? If you really interesting in tax aviation check my company finances not my personal, hello. You will tsimp my testicle Love you all 🫶