Kobomoje Otaibayomi
@ideyhere01
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wanna see Nirvana but don’t wanna die young.. Dm for your palm Reading, Astrology…. Traditionalist, Christianity, Islam
Joined October 2023
Rest in Peace won’t be our portion but eventually we will die. May our days be long 🤲🏾😔.
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God Abeg whoever no sabi the importance of his girlfriend. God Abeg destroy their relationship so that we can be together. 🤲🏾.
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Olohun lowo sunsun lo o Shey Ti Mikel Obi, same Olohun yi Na lo Shey Ti òkòya . Baba jowo ma jè ki awo faya . Shey Temi Na Funmi 🤲🏾🤲🏾.
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Blue tick people just daft with their takes stm.
everything a man works for is for a woman at the end of the day. it’s natural.
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Could y’all believe I was given double promotion at primary level, secondary school I repeated ss2, university I repeated 400LV.Shey I con Dey dull ni🤦🏾. Nigeria system and family ish go make you look dull🌚. Alhamdulilah sha.
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As for Satan whom y’all refer to as “ESU” is good and bad like y’all humans 😂.
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Person wey Dey hungry no suppose Dey laugh person wey Dey prison.
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If you no Dey online yesterday, Walahi Na here the violence start and e still fresh 😂😂. Gbas gbos left and right.
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The military might drop bomb on Dangote Refinery cos wtf would they massacre 123 people or thereabouts and caption it “MISTAKE” 😔.
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No be say una get passion for tech, Na money wey Dey there una Dey eye but no be today conversation 😕⛹🏾.
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No Dey reason say because you never get dem no go wish you bad. Not all well wishers wishes you well.
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Y’all aren’t serious. The business wey Dey my mind Na to Dey sell break oil, engine oil, vegetable oil and palm oil. No black market 🤔.
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If I give her flower Walahi Talahi na efo and ewedu I buy come for her 😅.
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Our creator, you blessed some yesterday, you’re blessing many today as well, add me amongst the blessed today please!!!!!!! And alhamdulilah for everything 🙏🏿😀.
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Shey person wey get tribal marks Dey play football 🤔.
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People are hungry and there you are wasting foods. You see say you Dey craze.
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Sometimes I wonder why they told me not wonder why I wander around without a Tundra😕.
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Some of y’all don’t give a F about been in a relationship. Pay and knacks. Lobatan.
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A country attempting to stop educators from teaching its own true history is ashamed of its past.
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Something don do sportybet 😂. Mr banks no make em breath.
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Guide us to the right path, deviate us from the path of the accursed . Amin asee 🤲🏾.
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This life is a choice, suicide is a choice, if you need help Talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Redemption can mostly be found on unusual places.
Quote/reply this tweet with an advice for me, I'll take it.
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Worked for almost 27 days and complaints slipped in. at the end ‘No Payment’ for what I worked for like it’s an ultimate job. Lesson: if your mind no do something , no near am even if choice no Dey, you go regret am even if you’re innocent.
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If you can make it through the night, there’s a brighter day 😔.
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11th month, Lerry won the understanding boyfriend of the year☹️.
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Happiness isn’t free. Know this and know peace. Nothing is free in this life.
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Man sabi who dem wan marry, Na person wey man go marry no sabi say man go marry am.
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@Dagentle_ Ogun🥺. In everything you do, don’t stand in for someone or stand as guarantor for someone, don’t borrow on behalf of someone and don’t borrow what you can’t give out.
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If people wey Dey follow you strong, there’s nothing private to Awon Iya mi. Olohun magbe wa fun Aiye 🤲🏾.
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We don’t want to die but we’ve got nothing to live for.
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The way some of una take guide and guard una phone. Person go think say e go Dey useful for heaven 😅.
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What if the military mistakenly drop bomb on Dangote refinery; Wetin wan sup 🌚.
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The Pepsi I took 3 hrs ago still dey get taste for my mouth . Walahi this fake shitty stuffs are real😔🥲.
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There’s nothing discomforting as Water Closet 🚾 cos you can’t shit and be comfortable😕. Shit no go even comot finish except if you get jedijedi (pile) 😞🤦🏾. Short-put is the best Walahi Talahi. Nothing una fit tell me.
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Life is tiring even when things are falling in place.
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We just Dey manage ourselves. There’s no perfect relationship.
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Have y’all listened to your power banks lately? . These shitty stuffs are dangerous to our health. Please take it faraway when you about to sleep ☹️🤦🏾.
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No Dey ever reason say na your smartness make you make am. People smart pass you and dem never make am 🌚.
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Customers aren’t always right, if dem no wan get sense, serve them hot hot.
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It’s better to know when to quit sometimes, other than been lying to yourself and endangering the lives of people close to you🤔.
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I’m no coming next life and I don’t think there’d be.
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Do y’all know that, kerosine is used in powering an AIRPLANE ✈️.
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Since you’re still a Cici, let’s fix where you can always come see me and fisi 🌚.
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If you no fit cook jollof rice wey go taste like party jollof. Abeg stay for your papa house 😂🤲🏾.
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If you cook well for me, Walahi Talahi I’m down. At least you should know how to prepare 10 dishes 🤲🏾.
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People avoid reality and believe in miracle. That’s why followers of T.B Joshua and the likes worship em instead of the Lord of the worlds.
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I just Dey high since Thursday. 😂😂. I no Dey reason anything just food lobatan 🤲🏾.
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You wanna be free in this life, always get ready for consequences that comes with this life.
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Una no see the struggles now but we go still do good for those wey neglect.
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Not looking up to anyone . People just Dey disguise, Na you make you no loose guard.
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The reason why you’re where your are is because you wanted to be there. Life happens.
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